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Holy amazeballs!

Coverage our big Los Angeles birthday bash was all over the celeb weeklies this week!!!!

Thank you thank you thank you to People magazine, Entertainment Weekly, OK! magazine, Star magazine, and In Touch Weekly.

And, once again, thank you to EVERYONE who helped make this magical birthday party happen!

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    81 comments to “Wow! Wow! Wow!”



    1. 1

      No one gives a shit about your press Perez!!!!!



    2. 2

      Holy fuck.. you've done the impossible.. you've crawled up your own ass.



    3. 3

      wow I almost had to duck, those TEETH !!!!!!.. But Yeah you will run with this story all month. SO get ready guys, PIGGY will have again no stories. So he will post pics of his Bday.



    4. 4

      The first thing that I think of when I see Perez pictured with celebrities is that they hang out with him out of fear. It's just sad! And how in the world can you actually face the people you talk so badly about? Do you even have a conscience?

    5. lobri says – reply to this


      5

      Holy tabloids, Perez! You're a star! LOL



    6. 6

      How many grown men call their birthday MAGICAL. I don't know any gay guys that would even say that.



    7. 7

      In that last pic it looks as if you're punching that elephant's trunk



    8. 8

      Was that Linsday Lohan at your party? Interesting… you talk shit about her all the time on your site, then invite her to your birthday party… something smells fishy.

      What Ive noticed is all the celebrities at your party are the celebrities you post the most about - are you getting paid off for giving them publicity or what?

      BTW - Katy Perry is a douche.



    9. 9

      *sigh* more self promoting



    10. 10

      The Perez Show.



    11. 11

      My God you are one ugly mofo ! You should talk to Heidi Montag or Joan Rivers about some plastic surgery, why not you aint got shit to lose !



    12. 12

      piece of shit. that poor elephant had to suffer being around you.



    13. 13

      Amazing… You are so after the celeb bug, famewhoring you diss others on.. YOu have such horrible things to say about Kate Gosselin who is taking advantage of fame in order to provide for her children, yet, you self promote so shamelessly. You so want to be an A-list celeb dont cha…



    14. 14

      the NEW "David Gest"



    15. 15

      You shameless whore! LOLOLOL! Love It! BTW, Liza and Katy look fab!



    16. 16

      just another "HATE" monger

    17. Sheer says – reply to this


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      Thanks for promoting animal abuse by bringing captive animals to you party. Shame on you.



    18. 18

      Seems like that's all you ever wanted, Perez, was fame by defaming other people, mostly people who don't share your exact point of view about things. You are so lame. I admit, I do enjoy reading your blog because you do post about some things and people that interest me but you're so catty and predictable anymore.



    19. 19

      LOL the fame whore lives!



    20. 20

      thats what i like to see…an elephant that belongs in the wild being used for katy perry to used as her grand entrance or whatever

    21. Sheer says – reply to this


      21

      I never cared for Katy Perry either but seeing her riding in on the elephant I am absolutely disgusted that she would not only condone but take part in this abhorrent behavior. Elephants, dolphins, seals, orcas etc should be left in the wild, not used and abused for the entertainment of a pig. Liza aside, that party was chock full of circus freaks posing as “celebrities,” that bringing in elephants was redundant.



    22. 22

      WOW! 1/8 of a page, and they want you to always be with La Minelli- which is not a compliment, you self-proclaimed big queen! Very pathetic, Mario.



    23. 23

      perez has become tooooo commercial check this site out The Don Vuitton w w w . d o n v u i t t o n . c o m

    24. YUCK says – reply to this


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      no one gives a shit about you but I want to read mor about that ugly skeletor angelina calling brads parents the simple people and raging at her staff, she is such a fucking c u next tuesday. no wonder her staff call her psycho. now thats the real story. oh pigz upstaged by a zombie mother of 12.



    25. 25

      Hey Horseface… you are such a fucking dickhead. No one cares about you, You are a joke. You are still self fame whoring yourself a week after your birthday. Your mom still should of swallowed when you were conceived.

    26. YUCK says – reply to this


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      I know that elephant trun was your personal up the ass after party, you probably took the biggest shit of your life afterwards.



    27. 27

      Oh yeah… a party with Z listers and sponsors that I’ve never heard of is an EPIC FAILURE. Get the fuck over yourself.



    28. 28

      That's pretty fucking sad that you pasted pictures of your tired-ass piece of a party over actual NEWS-WORTHY things that are on the cover of these magazines.



    29. 29

      did all thos dancers cum all over yor cake, so the icing was just the way u like it.I also heard you got caught rubbing Biebers Balls.



    30. 30

      i'm glad you had a happy birthday. i don't care who you are - it's always nice to have a good birthday party.



    31. 31

      I wonder if the elephant trunk erection was achieved? and was used……



    32. 32

      Did you have to use the elephant? This is no different than the killer whale issue at Sea World you spoke so vehemently against. Elephants belong in the wild not at your dumb ass birthday party - Your hypocrisy is almost as big as your fat head.



    33. 33

      Where is the photo of you with your boyfriend? Did he get you a nice gift and did you go to an expensive hotel to celebrate all night?



    34. 34

      lol



    35. 35

      umm do anyone buy these mags anymore? I think u put them out of business.



    36. 36

      Oooh is Sam on EW this week?!?



    37. 37

      AWWWWW….someone isn't famous or A-list enough to actually be on the cover of the magazines like the REAL celebrity stars? LOL…how pathetic. I bet you're so proud, huh?

    38. YUCK says – reply to this


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      Re: Andy27 – LOL, andy you hit the nail on the head, he has been relegated to their back pages



    39. 39

      Wow, Katie Perry is really letting herself go, you can tell she's gonna get fat when she gets married. Her tits look all saggy and she's got thunder thighs and hips.



    40. 40

      what happened to your LadyCaCa? did she not go to your birthgay party? you sure are full of yourself!



    41. 41

      I wish the elephant would have strangled both you and Perry, you dumb asses using an elephant like a pony ride for your dumb party. You are the biggest hypocrite after all your indignation with the sea world debacle!



    42. 42

      Katy Perry is all smoke and mirrors. In pictures she looks good, but in real life picture she's wonky eyed with straw wigs and tits that are dragging to her hips. She's getting really sloppy.



    43. 43

      Mario, no one cares. You seriously need to stop calling other people famewhores, because, seriously….you are the biggest whore of them all. Katy Perry, Liza Minella and Leona Lewis???? When A-Listers start including you, then let us know…until then….who the frig cares? These mags are rags…not the New York Times or the Washington Post, Vogue or Good Housekeeping….When you make those, then maybe you'll be somebody….hehehehehehe, NOT!!



    44. 44

      how about reporting on celebs. nobody cares about u or or birthday, buckethead. what are you like 50?



    45. 45

      You look more like a pedo than ever in that gold suit. Lock up your sons, folks!



    46. 46

      Re: jlb2874 –
      Just like there are domesticated horses and wild horses, there are domesticated elephants and wild elephants. African elephants are always wild but many, many Asian elephants are domesticated and have been for centuries so they have been living and working with humans for generations and generations JUST LIKE horses. And just like a domesticated horse, they would have a really hard time in the wild.



    47. 47

      You're not that special Perez..

    48. kland says – reply to this


      48

      awww… poor mario… he had to post the covers of the magazine with his teeny tiny blurb cuz he's not even close to the "a list" to make the cover of a tabloid mag. you couldnt even throw yourself a party without having it sponsered by a bunch of nobody companies…. don't you ALWAYS give ppl a hard time when they throw sponsered parties for themselves?? yes, yes u do but its ok to have a double standard for evrything when it comes to your arrogant self… o yea, dont you go off on ppl for exploiting animals like the ppl at sea world yet you have no effing problem having a gd elephant at ur party… you are such a fucking hypocrite…. and another thing u arse, you hate on ppl like lindsey lohan all the time yet wasnt she at ur party?? i guess even the bad press she pays u for is good press in some respect… not to mention the other guests that were at your "party" they were all ppl that get 10 posts a day about how awesome they are.. were they all handing u money at the party for your payoff of the week for talking about them?? and finally/… how the hell could you even leave ur house looking the way u did?? i mean a gold suit?? thats probably the most disgusting thing i think i've ever seen… (and i've seen 2girls 1 cup…lol) after wearing that disgusting suit, you have no right to say ANYTHING about what any other celeb wears ever again… ur nothing but a hack, who's 15 mins of "semi-fame" is looooong over, so get over yourself and get a real life



    49. 49

      HELLO HEIDI MONTAG. No wonder you two are friends. She, like you, is an ugly, deformned, NOBODY who is desperately clatching on to anything that promises a few seconds more. Tick, tock, tick, tock…

    50. kland says – reply to this


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      Re: derek1 –
      ur absolutely right… but its hypocritical of him to say negative things about captive (domesticated) animals (he has in the past, most recently the whole sea world incident) and then have one at his party… and i think that what the person u replied to ment… perez is the king of the double standard



    51. 51

      -
      Paid for. Press and guests. Nobody likes you, Fatboy.
      -

    52. kland says – reply to this


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      Re: Canadiana* –
      lmao, ur soooo right



    53. 53

      FAT BOY IS COVERED BY ALL THE RAG SHEETS!! HAPPY NOW?! STILL A DOUCHE AND GAINS MORE DOUCHE BAG EXPERIENCE AS S/HE AGES!!! TRUTH.

      .
      MARIO AND PEREZ = DUMB AND DUMBER (STILL).



    54. 54

      So now you like the rags.

    55. 6one9 says – reply to this


      55

      More exposure only means ““ more $$$$$$$$$$$ in the long run!! :) u go boy!!



    56. 56

      Aw you covered up Sam Worthington's pic. :(
      (belated) Happy Birthday tho.



    57. 57

      Where is your photo with Gloria Allred?



    58. 58

      Sorry to burst your bubble but these magazines also feature the Kartrashians, Kate Gosselin, Kendra, Octomom, Heidi other non celebs so that ain't saying much.



    59. 59

      congrats perez!!! u look like u had a great time!



    60. 60

      perez you are a piece of shit



    61. 61

      i really dont care that you invited all the celebs you bash to your party, nor do i care that most of them came. i do, however, care that you had a poor innocent elephant trapped in your party!! disgraceful.



    62. 62

      gett the fukk over it perez there all small little clips nobody cares about you!!

      Your party was full of losers! I would be very sad if i spent my birthday with a bunch of people who dont even like me and are only there to get publicity



    63. 63

      i have to say, this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen, especially by someone like yourself. you're a jokeshow, perez.



    64. 64

      fuck u in touch and stars mag to talk negative about angie



    65. 65

      Re: redhead27 – Yeah, I noticed that, too. Hypocrite. I also noticed that, in the last pic, he completely covered an article bashing Saint Angelina re: the horrible way she treats her staff and Brad's sad phone call to his parents. I swear he has the emotional growth of a 5 year-old.



    66. 66

      perez, shame on you for having an elephant at your birthday. You supposedly love animals, then why bring a tortured creature, like an elephant??? was it really that important to you?? I am beyond disappointed in you. Please dont sell out and become some diva who needs abused animals for entertainment.



    67. 67

      Re: Sheer – thank god someone else fucking cares about the animals!!!



    68. 68

      Re: derek1 – you are a flaming idiot to compare a horse to an elephant. research what happens to captive elephants before you open your stupid fucking ignorant mouth.



    69. 69

      Re: FaeRae – LMAO! Angelina Jolie is the fakest so-called celebrity out there…her "image overhaul" may have fooled some people, but not me! She probably wouldn't even care about any negativity directed towards her because it probably bounces off all of the rubber she constantly wears (Dominatrix much?) Anyhow…enough about Angelina "homewrecking" whore-ie. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ! The party pics are awesome!



    70. 70

      Re: kland – NO he isnt right.



    71. 71

      magazines try to sell issues. by posting it all here, I have no reason to buy it now perez. you told it to me, so they have lost my money. it's all because of you that the magazine industry will nosedive. you're putting ENTIRE ARTICLES on the internet….so why should we buy them. Ho Hum….



    72. 72

      you're a self involved fame whore. why don't you "report" on things other than yourself you narcissistic fuck.



    73. 73

      none of these people at your birthday like you, they just went for the publicity and in the hope that if they are nice to you like this you wont print nasty stories about them.
      not that the publicity seems worth it looking at that. your barely in the pics or mentioned. its all about Katy Perry.



    74. 74

      Wow that's so cool! Happy for you:)



    75. 75

      YOU SICK FUCK. How on earth can you live with yourself? END ANIMAL ABUSE. You make me sick you relentless, shameless, soul-less, trash talking waste of life. How. Dare. You.



    76. 76

      Re: vegan-shani – SHAME ON PEREZ.



    77. 77

      Re: Sheer – SHAME ON PEREZ



    78. 78

      Re: sarahlil – SHAME ON PEREZ



    79. 79

      Look at Perez the Pig flaunting his evil sick selfish ways. He abuses not only humans with his nasty relentless mouth - He also parades his ignorant sick ways by ABUSING ANIMALS FOR THE SAKE OF HIS WORTHLESS BIRTHDAY. I would never want to offend the pigs by comparing this Shameful Perez Trash to them. They have bigger hearts and bigger brains than this NASTY ABUSIVE FAMEWHORE



    80. 80

      Funny how your eyes totally skip things … I read all those this weekend and I only caught one of those pictures. Didn't buy a single issue and never do, so I don't give a care that you were in there, I just want you to know that few people pay attention to the tiny pictures.



    81. 81

      lindsay lohan went to your party???