Tiger Is Still Really, Really Sorry!

Tiger Woods just finished his first major news conference, and more or less spewed the same self-deprecating, crocodile tear, bullshiz extravaganza he's been maintining since his many affairs were made public!
Speaking to reporters, Woods said:
"The pain and the damage I caused my wife, my mom, my kids … Going forward, I am going to have to explain all [this to them] … but that's my responsibility. I did it. I hadn't hit far enough on the bottom to make myself look at what I had done. What I was thinking was not correct. I was rationalizing. I was in totally denial at times….I fooled myself. I lied to myself, kept others in the dark….When I stripped all that away and realized what I had done, the whole magnitude of it, that is pretty brutal. I take full responsibility. I've come out better. I am certainly a much better person for it. I can't go back to where I was. I want to be a part of my son and daughter's life. I missed his first birthday and [that's] something I regret and will probably regret the rest of my life."
PSSH. Yeah, right.
He's just pissed that he got caught and he has to do all this damage control!
What do U think?? Does Tiger sound actually remorseful to you??
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No matter what the guy says people are going to still be ripping on him - what he did is seriouslly wrong!!!! I truly hope he is sorry and when he his kids are old enough to understand the magnititud of this - well that will be the ultimate punishment - don't ya think!!!
I watched the whole 40+ min of the press conference — as crappy as everything was that he did, he did genuinely seem remorseful.
Leave him alone already!! Tiger just play Golf!! No one in life is perfect everyone I mean everyone has a dark side!! Just learn how to control it!!!
If she takes this sick piece of waste back she is a lazy low-self-esteem loser. You can do better,, anyone can do better,
Sound like he is getting a really good 12-step brainwashing hose down, American rehab style. The sociopaths over in that facility are working hard on him.
I'm happy to hear that life "is fun again" for Tiger.
No man should have to carry the burden of all that choking, spanking and hot anal sex with depraved women not his wife.
He's scum in my book! He's only sorry b/c he got caught! Everyone knows he would still be doing it all today if he had not been caught!
sucks to be him, too
i agree with perez..he is pissed cause he got caught!!!!! booo tiger!!!
I don't believe a word he says. He is just upset that he got caught and can't do anything about it. If I was his wife and kids, I would NEVER forgive him. What he did was disgusting and he shouldn't be off the hook just because he says "sorry."
Isn't there a song called A Little Late For Sorry? What a fool he looks like. Anyone want to talk shit with me, add me on www.woohim.com/atldude20
He seemed very sorry… and now everyone should let this man be. What transpired is between he and his wife and family at this point. And scumbags like you should leave him alone….
Let him play golf, but don't put his face on products anymore. He is not a role model, he's a golfer.
He sounded like the well practiced well rehearsed money machine he is.
Judging by the number of woman he was involved with and the number of unknown woman that are too private to come forward make his a narcissist.
Elin on the other hand is a doormat, and lucky she doesn't have aids!
he needs liar rehab. he's probably so good at it he can't give it up!
I think he's really sorry now….sorry he got caught
sound remorseful? The only one who can make that judgement is his wife.
Leave the guy alone..who cares what he did..most men cheat..anyways..let it go…
who is complaining anyways…women? mad that he cheated…maybe there was a reason he cheated..???We dont know. You see women…. thats why men cheat cause you are always nagging them like you are doing here. let it go….
bitch is only sorry he got caught. fuck you, tiger. you suck ass and you'll never live this shit down.
To be honest..he doesn't owe ANYONE but his wife and family an apology. People act like what he did PERSONALLY AFFECTED THEM. It didn't..it only affected his family.
We should apply everyones psycho mentality in the right direction. According to most, he is only sorry that he got caught, and would be doing the same thing had he not been caught. So with that thinking I say keep everyone convicted of a crime in jail for the rest of their lives. They are only sorry because they got caught, and would still be do it if they had not been.
He has said he is sorry enough. Let the guy get back to the game he has made so great and pumped billions of dollars into. Regardless of what happens now, he is the greatest golfer that has ever walked on a course.
I am sure he is sorry that he got caught, but time will tell if he has actually learned a lesson. I mean I have to say how freaking stupid do you have to be in this day and age to leave an electronic trail for all these people to follow. If you are anybody today you had better not have anything, but some untraceable cell phone and then have some fake name and then you would have to talk like some drug dealer. Everything would have to be in code. I mean how could these people be that dense? Anyway, I mean who cares. If he doesn't get it together well then I guess his life is going to go to worse crap then it already has been. Maybe this time he will have to go to live in a monastery. Won't that be fun for him?
Tiger sounds like a whole lotta PR bullshit crap got poured into him, so much so that he's vomiting it up on cue. He's a moral reprobate and goner.
Play Golf Tiger.. that is what you do. We don't care about your personal life.
stop apologizing and start winning…
have to agree fully with you on the damage control summation.this guy is filth
Mr. Perfect. Everyone has a dark side. No one is completely good or evil. Tiger let his fame and power go to his head and he indulged himself. He is now paying for it in public humiliation and the possible loss of his family. For most it takes getting caught to wake them up from delusions of invincibility. You would think that a person in your position would have a more open mind and ability to forgive. you are always first in line to cast the first stone. Nobody condones his behavior and he is suffering for it. Stop being so judgmental. I hope your closets are empty of skeletons.
whatever he did doesnt matter anymore because he's back on the course and he is defintely, by far, without a doubt, the greatest golfer EVER.
Dude, you cheated on your wife with 15+ women! You are NOT a better person yet by a LONGSHOT! Got some major dues to pay, Tiger, not only to your wife, but the women you lied to & took advantage of with your celebrity status. What a worm you are. All is NOT forgiven! PHIL MICKELSON KICKS ASS!!
Yes I think he's sorry and I think you are a douche bag Mario!
Hey Tiger if you are so sorry about everything why didn't you one time look at the camera and apologize to all the women that you lied to to get in bed with?
You are only obligated to be remorseful to your wife because she can take you to the cleaners $$$$$$!!! Nothing but a gutless fraud
Ugh, he's so full of shit. That man is NOT sorry for what he's done, only that he's been caught, publicly humiliated, lost advertisers, and had to pay off all the women he cheated with out of his own pocket.
He's probably full of STD's…so disgusting. I don't understand why Elin is still with him…whatever, her problem to deal with.
I would've left his ass as soon as I beat the shit out of him, and taken half the money he's earned from his "Tiger Woods Golf/Nike" empire.
Some people may seriously not agree, I don't care. He's really disgusting. I mean, yeah, people cheat, and make mistakes. Obviously, we're all human. But he MAJORLY fucked up, and he just spouts whatever lines he's memorized from whatever "apology" speech someone's written for him.
How long now do you think it will be before he is back doing the ho's again?
The guy made a couple of mistakes. Let him be. Its not like he killed someone.
I don't believe anything he says. All I hear is blah blah blah. But the only one that really matters in this is Elin. I hope that she runs as far from him as she can.
All I want to hear out of this guy is 'fore.' Nothing else.
Black trash, pure disgusting filth. Let the rest of his whores bring him down!
Definitely only sorry because he got caught. Plus, he doesn't want a bunch of people heckling him at Augusta. Like they won't be anyway!
piece of shit!
SORRY ~~~~~~~~~ HE GOT “` caught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds just like my ex-husband. I believed this EXACT same load of bull out of him. They teach them this shit in their sex addicts meetings & addicts are good bullshitters. But it's all crap. They go right back to cheating the moment you give them a little trust.
Although I think he's a scummy guy…everyone deserves a second chance….I'm sick of hearing about him! Just let the guy be..he's the one who's going to have to live with what he did for the rest of his life…he doesnt need anyone's help feeling like shit….
lies lies and alibis. tiger is a joke. he's not sorry. i don't believe anything he say's. he wish his life was back to normal, when he was banging all those whores. what a waste, elin. you need to leave his ass with the prenup!
Those who have never sinned can cast the first stone. As for the rest of us, let's just shut up. Good luck Tiger, the greatest golf player the world has ever seen, a national treasure. Hope Elin has a good generous heart and can eventually forget about the mistakes (personally I cannot believe that propaganda about 14 mistresses, come on, who has that energy) and some of them are so ugly I'm sure Tiger would not give them the time of day. That's american gossip for you, go back to the Jesse James story, leave the Woods family alone. Enough is enough for heaven's sake. Shut up Perez too.
I can't even look at his big puss face without feeling sick - what a fake, vile excuse for a human being. So glad he got caught and was exposed for what he really is - he well and truly made a balls of his life
Who gives a fuck if he sounds sincere or not, he owes no one outside of his marriage an apology. especially not to a windbag like you Perez.. So quit with the judging and let it o.. Done.. He did his penance and now its up to he and his wife…
Psst…Tiger…it's personal stuff. Stop ripping your guts out and displaying them in public. I only want to see you golf. One good confession is enough. Please don't turn into public epiphany and catharsis Jon Gosselin or Michael Lohan. Don't do it.
Perez, why won't you give this man the benefit of the doubt? He is the first individual I've heard who has actually been accountable three times on television. Have you forgiven Bill Clinton? Have you forgiven John Edwards? Did they ever even make apologies?
The man was in a well-known and highly-respected treatment center with the leading authority on sexual addiction and compulsivity. Wouldn't you be happier for him knowing that he and Elin could actually work this out, he could recover and be faithful and save his family? That would certainly be my hope. Yes, there is absolutely the chance that he is narcissistic and may not care at all; I still think it's too early to come to that conclusion.
He appears to me to have authentic remorse. Neither my opinion nor yours really matters. It's something he's going to have to find within himself and hopefully his family and loved ones will heal as well.
I believe the only reason he is as "sorry" as he is is because he was caught. He made the same mistake, time and time again, obviously with no thought of his wife and children then. The only difference now is that everyone knows about it. I'm sure he is sorry. Sorry he was caught.
as whitney would say "hell to da no"
Tiger's 'really, REALLY sorry?!?' I'M really, really sorry that I have to listen to him chatter on and on and on about his serial cheatin' ways. Covers ears. Go confess to someone qualified and get this emoting crap out of your system.
Just. Play. Golf. ffsakes.
I for one, and i am sure there are others, who believe that Tiger is trying to grow and learn from his ho behavior. It does not matter what his motivation is; money, children, wife. The fact is that for now, he has the chosen to muster some courage to face head on some difficult and dark issues that have led him astray, and into the very addictive world of sex power, money. He will need much support from mostly family, other addicts, and even some support from his many fans. This support may give TIGER the boost he needs to remain in the path of light. Show Tiger the love!!
If I was Elin I would go get artificially inseminated by a white man and NOT say a damn thing about it! HA-HA!