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Just when you thought you had seen the last of his fugly face…
Since Jon Gosselin has no skills, no talent and no means to bring any money in for his family, he has been taking care of his children while his ex-wife, Kate Gosselin has been stumbling her way through Dancing With The Stars.
Seeing his golden opportunity to get in the press again and make money off of his ex's efforts, Jon has gotten himself a new lawyer to approach the court and insist on getting primary custody of their eight children - along with some spousal support, of course!
His new representation is Anthony F. List, a former assistant U.S. Attorney and a current fame-seeking moron. He tells sources that Kate is an "absentee mom," using Dancing with the Stars as evidence and will ask a judge to reverse the previous agreement, giving Jon primary custody and make Kate pay Jon spousal support. Also, he will ask that the amount of child support be raised as well, as "$20,000 a month is ridiculous."
You know what is really ridiculous? Your balding, bitching, waste of space loser client! How desperate can a man get that he would use his own children to garner more attention and demand money from the only person who is actually supporting his family?! Are you sure you still aren't friends with Michael Lohan, Jon, because this sounds like play right out of the Papa Lohan Exploiting Your Children Handbook!
Isn't there a cardboard box you should be sleeping in by now???
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