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Kate Gosselin Is A Lazy Bitch!

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And here we are thinking she's just naturally a frigid bitch dancer! Silly us!

Sources from Dancing With The Stars are claiming that Kate Gosselin is not practicing her routines for the reality competition, because she has much more important things to do with her time - like maintaing her tan and getting 90 minute mani-pedi's during rehearsal time!

Oh, good! Nice to know that the time away from raising her kids is purely work-related!

Apparently, her whipping boy partner Tony Dovolani is losing his patience with the diva, and understandably so! She's making him look like a jackass up there!

Hopefully her obnoxious ass won't make the cut this week!

Unfortunately, we have a knot in our stomach that's telling us she's going to somehow make it by the skin of her teeth so she can once again torture our eye sockets with her shiteous, unpracticed moves next week!

We're praying for you, Tony.

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38 comments to “Kate Gosselin Is A Lazy Bitch!”



  1. 1

    Was on Team Kate at the beginning, but now I'm on Team Jon…it's crazy how she wants fame more than taking care of her kids…Kate, go home…for us and especially for the kids…Hang in there Tony, your torture is almost over



  2. 2

    Lazy? she takes care of 8 little kids everyday! How much more work do you want her to do?

    she might be a bitch but she's an awesome mom. anyone who sees how she is with her kids can say that shes awesome.



  3. 3

    i think you should do the next dancing with the stars!!!!!



  4. 4

    She is a mani pedi loving media whore. Go take care of the $$$ I mean the kids.lol



  5. 5

    Send her home. I'm a sick of hearing about her and Jon.

  6. 6one9 says – reply to this


    6

    Kate had the nerve to even try to dance to “` GaGa!! What a fool!!



  7. 7

    Each week the "dancers" stay on DWTS they get more money. I think they start out making 32K a show then it increases as they stay on the show and they get a bonus when the make the final four. So yeah…Kate is laughing her ass off that people are voting her to stay on the show because the longer she stays the MORE money she makes.



  8. 8

    This is news? Kate did all this before she was on the dancing show. She worked out, got tanned, got manicures and pedicures and got styled. She always talked about being a good mother but she was never really a mother at least not like a REAL mother. How you all think Kate is a good mother must be delusional because Kate takes care of Kate and screw the kids, always did and always will.



  9. 9

    I hope she sticks around on DWTS for a while, I support her NOT because she can dance but because she's out there doing her best to provide for those kids ALONE!
    She sure as hell can't reply on Jon to provide for them now can see?



  10. 10

    Re: Sexsai – Huh??? I can't count how many times I've seen her on the show rolling her eyes at her kids or fussing at them. And, aren't they at school during the day… that would give her plenty of time to dedicate to rehearsal.



  11. 11

    We all know it's not Tony's fault for one damn moment.
    -
    I voted for Pam last night. But I'm starting to see the wisdom in the anti-vote for her 'shopping cart style', just to see her get slaughtered and humiliated longer, making for better ultimate entertainment.



  12. 12

    Can not dance. At all. I can't stand this bitch. I pray she gets voted off.



  13. 13

    Kate,
    I can tell it's been awhile since you dated. Last time I was dating, men avoided dating women with a lot of kids, like the plague. Maybe things have changed since then.
    -
    Brittany Murphy's husband is looking for a new meal ticket, I mean wife. He's the only man I can think of that would get involved with you. I've never seen your show, but you must be a crazy ass bitch to have all those kids. And they don't go away. The relentlessness of their care makes me ill. Back before you had this litter, what part of your plan sounded so great you had to implement it?



  14. 14

    uggggggggh, she is a fool! when is america gonna get over her??



  15. 15

    She looks very pretty in this picture.
    I remember she was on Oprah and she would get up at 5 to exercise for an hour before making food for the kids etc…. That doesnt seem lazy.
    Maybe she has changed?!



  16. 16

    I get knots in my stomach when she starts to dance, then I laugh my azz off. She needs to pop a xanix before going on stage to relax some, she's like a corpse - stiff as hell



  17. 17

    OMG I laughed so hard reading the comments about poor Tony - yes I agree and I feel for this guy, but really it is not a reflection of his abilities to teach - some people are well just unreachable - and let's just say "the rythym is not going to get her" - seriously this was a bad choice for Kate to take on.

  18. tinta says – reply to this


    18

    Face it - the show is fake - DWTS will keep her on the show for a LONG time - she draws in the ratings, DUH!



  19. 19

    Yes-please make her go away!! I was shocked she made the 1st cut. Shannon Dogherty was way better than Kate!! And Pam Anderson in the bottom 2?? Could it be fixed?? Do they think Kate is some kind of draw?? She is sooo bad-It is painful to watch her "dance".



  20. 20

    It's obvious that she doesn't practice by the idiot way she walks/lumbers through the routines. When is this piggy cun*t going to be voted off?



  21. 21

    Re: Sexsai

    The nannies take care of the kids.



  22. 22

    If you've watched the show, you'd know that they spray tan everyone who isn't black, and hair, makeup, and showoff nails (mani/pedi) are required. Granted, wouldn't have to do it during rehearsal time, but that part of the story is making something from nothing.



  23. 23

    What possesed the DWTS producers to put her on this season. I can't stomach this woman. How in the world did Jon ever survive living with this bitch. she is a fame whore through and through. I hope she is voted off this week. She doesn't even put and effort and It was such a joke last night watching her walk through her routine. Are people blind or something



  24. 24

    Pam,
    You must continue learning to ballroom dance . You can't dance right now, but you do have a quality about you that would blossom, much like it did for Kelly Osborne…you could be pretty damn good. You would be very enjoyable to watch at a Show Dance that the dance studios have. It does wonders for your self worth and it gives you guidelines to slow down on drinking for the day because you're practicing all damn day and you can't twirl when you're high. It makes you feel very pretty inside and we women struggle with that as we age. Yes, it's harder than it looks and absolutely terrifying to do in public. Shannon Doherty did a great job on that VWaltz btw.



  25. 25

    I understand she has a following, and I like her, too. Oddly. But, I think she should have gone last week. Shannon was a much better dancer with a lot of potential. Who is going to go this week with Kate - who has no potential - getting to stay? She's awful.



  26. 26

    "has much more important things to do with her time - like maintaing her tan and getting 90 minute mani-pedi's during rehearsal time!"

    or she could be taking care of her kids pig face.



  27. 27

    I KNOW they all geet tanned every week and I imagine pedicures are part of it too…I think she was quite brave to take this on after a life of no dancing and a house full of kids…you watch how fast youlearn when YOU have no background in it.
    Is she good..nope but no worse than Buzz…enough said.



  28. 28

    What is your obsession with Kate Gosselin? I think you are just jealous that she gets more attention than you do. But leave Kate alone. She is doing what she needs to do in order to provide for her children. I don't see Jon doing anything to provide for his kids so stop ragging on Kate. Yes she may be a bitch but clearly that's just how she deals with things and keeps her life in control. So lay off of her and stop being a whiny little bitch.



  29. 29

    Typo.



  30. 30

    I love it when she looks like a total ass hat.



  31. 31

    Will this BITCH ever go away???



  32. 32

    HELLLLLOOOOO SHE DOESN'T HAVE EMOTION OR FACIAL EXPRESSION BECAUSE SHE HAS TOO MUCH F'IN BOTOX IN HER FACE. A DUD WITH NO RHYTHUM PAAAALEASE IT WAS ASTONISHING TO WATCH HER BUT NOW SHE'S A BORE. VOTE HER OFF!



  33. 33

    Her dancing sucks she's about as interesting as watching paint dry but on the plus side, her weave is looking better… I feel very sorry for her dance partner.



  34. 34

    she's a better dancer than a mother.



  35. 35

    Re: Sexsai – she has 5 nannies, a live in chef, 2 housekeepers. the only thing Kate takes care of is . . . . Kate.



  36. 36

    Re: Heather89 – No honey - the chef prepares all the food. Kate doens;'t lift a finger.



  37. 37

    Re: tigrrrlilly – Agree. and that isn't saying much at all, is it? Horrible mother, horrible pathetic dancer.
    -
    Let's not forget she's writikng a book re the infividual problems of each child -for all the world to see. Is that what you'd want for a Mom? Not. But hey, she's the author - all proceeds will go to Kate-Hate. Typical.



  38. 38

    I think she looks great, and I admire her courage for going out there and facing the backlash of all the sharp tongued people out there who like to sit on the couch and judge others. I think she was pretty aware that for every fan she has, she has a handful of haters. This show is live, a far cry from her heavily edited reality show where she got a final say in what was shown. She is one of the few people on the show with no background in show business and every dance is starting from scratch for her. And I also find it VERY admirable that she was able to whip her body in shape after having 8 kids. She looks amazing, and she worked hard to get there. Anyone who watched the show in the last season saw her working out everyday and passing on sweets for salads. Kate has a HUGE fan base, and I think that's pretty obvious, seeing as her face is still on the cover of magazines and deemed 'newsworthy'. If people didn't love her, and love to hate her, there wouldn't be so many 'people close to the show' being paid to say things that may or may not be true about her.