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The Food For The Fattie In You!!!
The Colonel brings you your next clogged artery!
Introducing the Double-Down, dubbed for it's double helping of fried chicken, bacon, cheese and heart attacks after eating!
This new "innovative" sandwich cuts out the pesky bread (for all you carb counters) and provides you with a heaping helping of fat (32g), sodium (1380mg) and calories (540)!
So swing by KFC on April 12th to take a bite out of this monstrosity! But you better hurry! We can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of Kirstie Alley staking her claim in front of her nearest franchise. There might not be any left!
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What a scumbag comment about Kirstie Alley from a fellow fat azz. Unbelievable.
Only in America.
Disgusting.
That actually looks good. I wouldn't touch it (unless it's 4am and I just staggered out of a club, drunk).
That's Disgusting!
This comment about Kirstie Alley after all your blustering and spittling about Gabbey Sidobey and Howard Stern?
That looks delicious, too bad I'm on a diet.
mmmm yarrr
WOW considering that you're still flabby and were HUGE how dare you make a comment like this about Kirstie.
She's 100 times the person you'll ever dream to be and she has tallent something you'll NEVER have!
gdday mateys im from australia we have nothing like this….. and i thought our food was fatty ewww the thought of whats posted make me wanna puke…. i feel sorry for you americans with what these companys are trying to dish out ……
it looks pretty nasty, and the fat and sodium levels are crazy, but really, the calories aren't that bad, and that's a lot of protein.
It's pretty bad, but it could be worse.
This reminds me of a similar sandwich I had at Friendlys. Except it was on sourdough bread. Never again. Why did you crack at Kirstie Alley when you don't look much better yourself, Perez?
No Bread? Oh good…perfect for anyone on the Atkins diet! hahahahahaha
Shutup fattie, you know you will be first in line!
oh my! now i'm hungry for one of those!!!
Ewww this is mucho disgusting lol.
Anyone who orders this seriously has issues.
I'd try it.
Eww that's disgusting.
Mario, just because you've recently lost weight doesn't give you the right to make fun of those who haven't… Karma will come back around…Who's to say you won't pack the pounds back on?!
LOL! looks good to me
That looks soooo DISGUSTING I don't think I could even look at that. People on here say that looks delicious, i think it looks disgusting. It's all fried and HORRIBLE for your health…now they're probably going to come out with an alternative version=grilled chicken,and turkey bacon, and low fat cheese lol. Oh and Perez your fat..don't make fun of other fat people.. not that I really care:)
You are such a fucking douchebag. You're a fat fuck. I'm surprise you didn't jizz onto your keyboard at the thought of inhaling that sandwich, you fucking piece of shit. You look like Jabba the Hut!
Ewww. That's so disgusting. No wonder so many Americans are dangerously overweight. Everytime I go to the U.S. I'm amazed at the portions they dish out in restaurants. It's gluttony.
Faaaaantastic! Meat covered in meat witha side of meat with cheese holding it all together.
that doesn't seem like that much calories considering how fatty it is. You sure it's 540? That's like 5 and a half kit kats x
Ew, who could eat that. I lol'ed at the Kirstie Alley comment btw.
thats not even that many calories or that much fat, McDonald's is waaaaay worse
Re: Scahootowl –
Thank you!! That's what I'm talking about… certain people seem to get a free pass from him for being overweight. I don't get it. Everyone seems to be on the Gabbey bandwagon, though, but then they turn around and trash women that are much smaller. On the E! Fashion Police, they called several women big and talked about their clothing choices and then fawned all over that girl….I don't get it.
Damn, that looks good!!! We Americans know how to make a sandwich that can kill a man AND we PAY for it!!
Hate to admit it, but I'll be trying one in the near future. Thank God for Lipitor!
The no bread is a good idea. But damn, did they have to add all that cheese and BACAN too? Yuck. Now if I'd seen a nice juicy slice of tomato peeping out and a large piece of lettuce, I wouldn't be that disgusted. Oh and avacado (I'd probably have to add that my self). No thanks. In into raw(vegan) anyway.
You know, I wish I could eat it! LOL but I won't hahahahahahahah
I seem to remember you fawning over that fat, tub-O-lard "Precious" chick, yet here you are calling Kirstie Alley fat?
Why Is Justin Bieber such a little asshole? his promo photos are so homo
OMG so disgusting. I'm going to vomit.
This is legal and not weed????
from mcdonalds:Premium Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich-530 cals 17g fat 1410mg sodium
Premium Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich 630 cal 28 g fat 1360 mg sodium
Angus Bacon & Cheese 790 cal 39 g fat 2070 mg sodium
burger king TENDERCRISP® Chicken Sandwich:800 cal 46 g fat 1640mg Sodium
So, Mario, what is the news there? the average sandwich, that the average person orders at mcdonalds, burger king, has the same if not more cal, fat, sodium
looks like what you eat everyday.
Re: my2centsworth – Its because shes black….black chicks get away with bein fat (both chicks from precious)
i think maybe if one side was a hash brown it wouldnt be so bad
Still better Calorie and fat gram wise than any of the "market fresh" sandwiches from Arbys….and ANYTHING at Burger King or Hardee's (Carls Jr.)
Look up the calories in those sandwiches and then we'll talk. Youll never want to eat there again. Surprisingly McDonalds has the "healthiest" of the fast food craps.
I'm sure you'll be pushing Kirstie out of the way to get two of them before she does, fatass.
OMFG fuck KFC lol
540 calories is not a lot for that much dead animal. Bread really adds 'em.
LEAVE KRISTIE ALONE, FAT ASS………………………
OMG, I feel sick to my stomach just looking at it.
Yummyyyyyyy! I am so prepping my tummy for this "sandwich"! It looks delicioso!
And Perez, don't pretend like you haven't pre-ordered at least 50 of these bad boyz!
Ah just in time for universal health care.
Let the drain on the American purse continue….
Re: pienado – Shut it, you republican mother fudger.
Even their best photo can't even make this look good. It's all brown. No thanks.
Wow, so you lose a lot of weight and the best thing you do now is insult fat people. Who raised such a horrific person like you. Why being former fat person would you choose to make fun of or use someones weight to insult? Did you decide that if you lose weight, you will take out your frustration on other fat people? You are disgusting.. I take pleasure in knowing you will get fat again. Remember, Karma is such a bitch.
Im surprised it 'only' has 540 cals…that has to be wrong.
those new chicken peices reminds me of scabs..
Wow and I thought it was bad when they started just the one chicken filet.
I can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of PEREZ HILTON!
Bleh. Just give me the chicken. Keep the bacon, cheese, and sauce.
Well, this is pretty much a big middle finger to Jaime Oliver.
That's sooo nasty….only in America is RIGHT!!!
that is the most disgusting piece of shit I have ever seen
That really isn't many calories. Most burgers, especially with bacon and cheese like this one, would exceed 540 calories. Kinda getting tired of hearing how bad this thing is.
Knowing what this kinda food will do to a person, how can anyone come up with this? The sad part is, some people will line up to buy it! They priced these bad foods so cheap and the good stuff that is great for you is damn expensive!
FUCK YEAH!!!!
The Double Down sounds like the most retarded, gross, fattening thing I've ever heard of…and I absolutely can't wait to try it. I might have to ask for no Pepper Jack, since I hate pepper jack, but everything else looks so ridiculous that I can't help but be excited to try it.
You're such a douche, Perez.
Why do you always pick on Kirstie Alley for being overweight? Do you not remember that you were recently a fat bastard too? Now you've lost weight.
Kirstie Alley lost weight too, then it came back as 80% of people who lose weight gain it back and more.
You better just hope the same thing doesn't happen to you, although it probably will.
Asshole.
you're endorsing this aren't you? I mean, you just gave them free advertising and we know you'd swallow anything for a buck.
Re: my2centsworth –
Only the pro-gay, anti-Vanessa Hudgens people get a free pass from being overweight! At least according to this slob!
Geez Perez now you're hating on Kirstie Alley because of her weight? I can remember when Perez was pretty plump.
carb counters won't touch this… the chicken is BREADED. DUH!!!!!
Chicken breasts, unbreaded… throw some wilted spinach in there, and it's a healthy meal. Quit being fat-phobic… you people all follow the American Feedlot Pyramid and wonder why you keep getting tubbier and tubbier and diabetes rates go up and up…
reverse that pyramid and see what happens…
Last summer this was in their test kitchens in Rhode Island. I went to taste it and do a critique for my newspaper. While it tastes pretty good for the first bite, you soon start to feel greasy and fat. I ended up splitting it with someone. Honestly I'm surprised no one had a heart attack right in the store.
Sorry Perez-that is the sound of your own feet getting a head start. I can't believe KFC is making this. But ya the news of it has been out forever.
Excuse me?! In the time where i see more obese people or people who are anorexic because they are trying to lose weight you come up with something that looks like it has more calories in that one snack then everything i eat in one day?! and no, i do not believe its only 540 calories. We're trying to make people healthy again, not fat or give him high cholesterol or any other heart problems!!! I yi yi!
…..kind of looks good though. I might eat it if it was very very hungry and hadn't eaten anything all day and it was cheap, i still pick Arby's though if thats available.
Re: TheMrsBradPitt – I think that's what she meant, you know-it-all shlt for brains.
Don't be so bitchy, Perez, leave Kirstie alone! At least she's trying!
Gross.
ewww. that looks awful.
Gross.. A big pile of animal death.
haha the whole time reading this i kept sayin eww but once i got to those last few lines i started crackin up..hahahaa thats great
I threw up in my mouth!
way to go meat eaters
That was just low even for you..
Perez, we all know you're orgasming over that right now, fatty.
I'm ashamed to say that looks fucking delish!
I saw this like a week ago. I should start my own gossip site
"We can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of Kirstie Alley.." Really, Perez? You have nerve to talk about being hefty. In three months, she's already lost 20 pounds. What about you?
thats no that bad- same as a jimmy johns sandwich, which are pretty healthy . . .
a healthy man is supposed to consume 1800 calories a day, a healthy woman about 1600, so you could actually eat this for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner and STILL be under your daily caloric intake!! way to go, kfc!! bravo!
Oh what the fuck ever. Having it once in awhile won't kill you. Like going to mcDonalds or whatever. its all about moderation. That looks pretty fucking good. I so would.
You know what's horrible? A slice of lemon cake at Starbucks has the same nutritional stats.
I can't believe they will make money off of "that." I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole, but, unfortunately, it kind of looks good.
that is disgusting…….. id eat it
omg my stomach hurts just looking at this
Carb counters? Last time I checked breading on fried chicken isn't protein. It's BREAD or CARBS. IDIOTS!!!
Less carbs and calories than a heaping plateful of Poutine. That baby would get me through the whole day with a veggie and fruit snack later. I'll test drive it.
Re: pienado – Except one little thing - it's NOT Universal Health Care. Not even close. It may resemble it by 2014.
maybe if perez wasnt so pre occupied with sausages and chorizo he thinks hes above kristie alley on this one….what a fucker u have become now that u have lost all that weight….u lost weight but ur till ugly on the inside so what are u going to do about that shit
Oh man, this actually looks really good to me. I can imagine how it would taste as i'm looking at it… though honestly i'd never order it. Waaay too fattening!
And your fat greasy ass will be right there, trying to cut in front of her in line. Fat fucking butt pirate.
i would so try that! i mean, i wouldn't make it a habit to stop at kfc all the time for it, but it sure does look delicious!
So, it's totally cool of you to make fun of Kirstie Alley for her weight problems, but you solute that unhealthy fat bitch, Precious. K.
perez is a hate mongering queen with a serious case of fat kid syndrome.
if so many of you hate perez, why are you trolling his blog? must be something wrong with your head =/
there aren't that many calories, actually…i've eaten worse, hahah.
YUMMY. LOL
HAHHAHAA I LOVE YOUR COMMENT ABOUT KIRSTIE ALLEY HAHAHA BUT U KNOW UR DOING THE SAME FAT ASS!!!