The Food For The Fattie In You!!!

4/06/2010 9:15 AM ET | Filed under: Icky Icky Poo • Wacky, Tacky & True

The Colonel brings you your next clogged artery!

Introducing the Double-Down, dubbed for it's double helping of fried chicken, bacon, cheese and heart attacks after eating!

This new "innovative" sandwich cuts out the pesky bread (for all you carb counters) and provides you with a heaping helping of fat (32g), sodium (1380mg) and calories (540)!

So swing by KFC on April 12th to take a bite out of this monstrosity! But you better hurry! We can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of Kirstie Alley staking her claim in front of her nearest franchise. There might not be any left!

Tags: food

luckyh says – reply to this

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What a scumbag comment about Kirstie Alley from a fellow fat azz. Unbelievable.
kendall says – reply to this

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Only in America.

Disgusting.
Andy27 says – reply to this

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That actually looks good. I wouldn't touch it (unless it's 4am and I just staggered out of a club, drunk).
LovesThePerez says – reply to this

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That's Disgusting!
Scahootowl says – reply to this

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This comment about Kirstie Alley after all your blustering and spittling about Gabbey Sidobey and Howard Stern?
Michiep21 says – reply to this

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That looks delicious, too bad I'm on a diet.
MRSPATTINSONx says – reply to this

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mmmm yarrr
KimmyD says – reply to this

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WOW considering that you're still flabby and were HUGE how dare you make a comment like this about Kirstie.
She's 100 times the person you'll ever dream to be and she has tallent something you'll NEVER have!
leishy-l0o says – reply to this

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gdday mateys im from australia we have nothing like this….. and i thought our food was fatty ewww the thought of whats posted make me wanna puke…. i feel sorry for you americans with what these companys are trying to dish out ……
vee_vee says – reply to this

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it looks pretty nasty, and the fat and sodium levels are crazy, but really, the calories aren't that bad, and that's a lot of protein.
It's pretty bad, but it could be worse.
lexirei says – reply to this

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This reminds me of a similar sandwich I had at Friendlys. Except it was on sourdough bread. Never again. Why did you crack at Kirstie Alley when you don't look much better yourself, Perez?
Blueskies18 says – reply to this

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No Bread? Oh good…perfect for anyone on the Atkins diet! hahahahahaha
unreal5511 says – reply to this

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Shutup fattie, you know you will be first in line!
KidKoala says – reply to this

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oh my! now i'm hungry for one of those!!!
RandolPants says – reply to this

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Ewww this is mucho disgusting lol.

Anyone who orders this seriously has issues.
False Blood says – reply to this

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I'd try it.
jones19 says – reply to this

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Eww that's disgusting.
Narcoleptic_Sleep_Around says – reply to this

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Mario, just because you've recently lost weight doesn't give you the right to make fun of those who haven't… Karma will come back around…Who's to say you won't pack the pounds back on?!
aibendan says – reply to this

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LOL! looks good to me
cali911 says – reply to this

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That looks soooo DISGUSTING I don't think I could even look at that. People on here say that looks delicious, i think it looks disgusting. It's all fried and HORRIBLE for your health…now they're probably going to come out with an alternative version=grilled chicken,and turkey bacon, and low fat cheese lol. Oh and Perez your fat..don't make fun of other fat people.. not that I really care:)
cookiepuss71 says – reply to this

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You are such a fucking douchebag. You're a fat fuck. I'm surprise you didn't jizz onto your keyboard at the thought of inhaling that sandwich, you fucking piece of shit. You look like Jabba the Hut!
Matt73 says – reply to this

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Ewww. That's so disgusting. No wonder so many Americans are dangerously overweight. Everytime I go to the U.S. I'm amazed at the portions they dish out in restaurants. It's gluttony.
Buk0wski says – reply to this

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Faaaaantastic! Meat covered in meat witha side of meat with cheese holding it all together.
louisej124 says – reply to this

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that doesn't seem like that much calories considering how fatty it is. You sure it's 540? That's like 5 and a half kit kats x
Chelsea says – reply to this

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Ew, who could eat that. I lol'ed at the Kirstie Alley comment btw.
Iknowbest says – reply to this

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thats not even that many calories or that much fat, McDonald's is waaaaay worse
my2centsworth says – reply to this

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Re: Scahootowl –

Thank you!! That's what I'm talking about… certain people seem to get a free pass from him for being overweight. I don't get it. Everyone seems to be on the Gabbey bandwagon, though, but then they turn around and trash women that are much smaller. On the E! Fashion Police, they called several women big and talked about their clothing choices and then fawned all over that girl….I don't get it.
sharonabona says – reply to this

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Damn, that looks good!!! We Americans know how to make a sandwich that can kill a man AND we PAY for it!!

Hate to admit it, but I'll be trying one in the near future. Thank God for Lipitor!
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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The no bread is a good idea. But damn, did they have to add all that cheese and BACAN too? Yuck. Now if I'd seen a nice juicy slice of tomato peeping out and a large piece of lettuce, I wouldn't be that disgusted. Oh and avacado (I'd probably have to add that my self). No thanks. In into raw(vegan) anyway.
SEXYCDN2010 says – reply to this

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You know, I wish I could eat it! LOL but I won't hahahahahahahah
Brainbug says – reply to this

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I seem to remember you fawning over that fat, tub-O-lard "Precious" chick, yet here you are calling Kirstie Alley fat?
truth in life says – reply to this

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Why Is Justin Bieber such a little asshole? his promo photos are so homo
supersongbird says – reply to this

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OMG so disgusting. I'm going to vomit.
This is legal and not weed????
justtfax says – reply to this

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from mcdonalds:Premium Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich-530 cals 17g fat 1410mg sodium
Premium Crispy Chicken Club Sandwich 630 cal 28 g fat 1360 mg sodium
Angus Bacon & Cheese 790 cal 39 g fat 2070 mg sodium
burger king TENDERCRISP® Chicken Sandwich:800 cal 46 g fat 1640mg Sodium
So, Mario, what is the news there? the average sandwich, that the average person orders at mcdonalds, burger king, has the same if not more cal, fat, sodium
angelnuria says – reply to this

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looks like what you eat everyday.
WeberGirl25 says – reply to this

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Re: my2centsworth – Its because shes black….black chicks get away with bein fat (both chicks from precious)
no comment says – reply to this

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i think maybe if one side was a hash brown it wouldnt be so bad
Stepy says – reply to this

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Still better Calorie and fat gram wise than any of the "market fresh" sandwiches from Arbys….and ANYTHING at Burger King or Hardee's (Carls Jr.)

Look up the calories in those sandwiches and then we'll talk. Youll never want to eat there again. Surprisingly McDonalds has the "healthiest" of the fast food craps.
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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I'm sure you'll be pushing Kirstie out of the way to get two of them before she does, fatass.
UberBling says – reply to this

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OMFG fuck KFC lol
knumbknuts says – reply to this

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540 calories is not a lot for that much dead animal. Bread really adds 'em.
silverfox says – reply to this

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LEAVE KRISTIE ALONE, FAT ASS………………………
FaeRae says – reply to this

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OMG, I feel sick to my stomach just looking at it.
dinkus says – reply to this

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Yummyyyyyyy! I am so prepping my tummy for this "sandwich"! It looks delicioso!

And Perez, don't pretend like you haven't pre-ordered at least 50 of these bad boyz!
pienado says – reply to this

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Ah just in time for universal health care.
Let the drain on the American purse continue….
dinkus says – reply to this

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Re: pienado – Shut it, you republican mother fudger.
You Know Like Totally says – reply to this

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Even their best photo can't even make this look good. It's all brown. No thanks.
Rican31 says – reply to this

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Wow, so you lose a lot of weight and the best thing you do now is insult fat people. Who raised such a horrific person like you. Why being former fat person would you choose to make fun of or use someones weight to insult? Did you decide that if you lose weight, you will take out your frustration on other fat people? You are disgusting.. I take pleasure in knowing you will get fat again. Remember, Karma is such a bitch.
shorelinebeads says – reply to this

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Im surprised it 'only' has 540 cals…that has to be wrong.
Starbella says – reply to this

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those new chicken peices reminds me of scabs..
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Wow and I thought it was bad when they started just the one chicken filet.
JustSaying2u says – reply to this

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I can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of PEREZ HILTON!
amykillswitch says – reply to this

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Bleh. Just give me the chicken. Keep the bacon, cheese, and sauce.
JCgolightly says – reply to this

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Well, this is pretty much a big middle finger to Jaime Oliver.
Sharonskylar says – reply to this

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That's sooo nasty….only in America is RIGHT!!!
biabiawhyuactinlikea says – reply to this

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that is the most disgusting piece of shit I have ever seen
NOLA_Lawyer says – reply to this

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That really isn't many calories. Most burgers, especially with bacon and cheese like this one, would exceed 540 calories. Kinda getting tired of hearing how bad this thing is.
Znoire says – reply to this

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Knowing what this kinda food will do to a person, how can anyone come up with this? The sad part is, some people will line up to buy it! They priced these bad foods so cheap and the good stuff that is great for you is damn expensive!
vincenotvance says – reply to this

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FUCK YEAH!!!!
vincenotvance says – reply to this

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The Double Down sounds like the most retarded, gross, fattening thing I've ever heard of…and I absolutely can't wait to try it. I might have to ask for no Pepper Jack, since I hate pepper jack, but everything else looks so ridiculous that I can't help but be excited to try it.
Kaeley says – reply to this

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You're such a douche, Perez.

Why do you always pick on Kirstie Alley for being overweight? Do you not remember that you were recently a fat bastard too? Now you've lost weight.

Kirstie Alley lost weight too, then it came back as 80% of people who lose weight gain it back and more.

You better just hope the same thing doesn't happen to you, although it probably will.

Asshole.
Harper J says – reply to this

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you're endorsing this aren't you? I mean, you just gave them free advertising and we know you'd swallow anything for a buck.
cookiepuss71 says – reply to this

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Re: my2centsworth –
Only the pro-gay, anti-Vanessa Hudgens people get a free pass from being overweight! At least according to this slob!
Rokk says – reply to this

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Geez Perez now you're hating on Kirstie Alley because of her weight? I can remember when Perez was pretty plump.
TheMrsBradPitt says – reply to this

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carb counters won't touch this… the chicken is BREADED. DUH!!!!!

Chicken breasts, unbreaded… throw some wilted spinach in there, and it's a healthy meal. Quit being fat-phobic… you people all follow the American Feedlot Pyramid and wonder why you keep getting tubbier and tubbier and diabetes rates go up and up…

reverse that pyramid and see what happens…
CarneyO says – reply to this

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Last summer this was in their test kitchens in Rhode Island. I went to taste it and do a critique for my newspaper. While it tastes pretty good for the first bite, you soon start to feel greasy and fat. I ended up splitting it with someone. Honestly I'm surprised no one had a heart attack right in the store.
Starlit says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez-that is the sound of your own feet getting a head start. I can't believe KFC is making this. But ya the news of it has been out forever.
tallchick says – reply to this

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Excuse me?! In the time where i see more obese people or people who are anorexic because they are trying to lose weight you come up with something that looks like it has more calories in that one snack then everything i eat in one day?! and no, i do not believe its only 540 calories. We're trying to make people healthy again, not fat or give him high cholesterol or any other heart problems!!! I yi yi!
…..kind of looks good though. I might eat it if it was very very hungry and hadn't eaten anything all day and it was cheap, i still pick Arby's though if thats available.
dinkus says – reply to this

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Re: TheMrsBradPitt – I think that's what she meant, you know-it-all shlt for brains.
LingWoo says – reply to this

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Don't be so bitchy, Perez, leave Kirstie alone! At least she's trying!
Haylowe says – reply to this

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Gross.
ameskayy says – reply to this

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ewww. that looks awful.
Low says – reply to this

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Gross.. A big pile of animal death.
andriiiiia says – reply to this

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haha the whole time reading this i kept sayin eww but once i got to those last few lines i started crackin up..hahahaa thats great
The Head Honcho says – reply to this

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I threw up in my mouth!
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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way to go meat eaters
hmmwhatever says – reply to this

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That was just low even for you..
Perez, we all know you're orgasming over that right now, fatty.
talknerdytome says – reply to this

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I'm ashamed to say that looks fucking delish!
Scissorhandz says – reply to this

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I saw this like a week ago. I should start my own gossip site
MACGirl90 says – reply to this

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"We can already hear the pitter-patter waddle of Kirstie Alley.." Really, Perez? You have nerve to talk about being hefty. In three months, she's already lost 20 pounds. What about you?
gagas_ball_sack says – reply to this

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thats no that bad- same as a jimmy johns sandwich, which are pretty healthy . . .
gagas_ball_sack says – reply to this

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a healthy man is supposed to consume 1800 calories a day, a healthy woman about 1600, so you could actually eat this for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner and STILL be under your daily caloric intake!! way to go, kfc!! bravo!
JessicaTandyWasMyHero says – reply to this

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Oh what the fuck ever. Having it once in awhile won't kill you. Like going to mcDonalds or whatever. its all about moderation. That looks pretty fucking good. I so would.
candide1 says – reply to this

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You know what's horrible? A slice of lemon cake at Starbucks has the same nutritional stats.
sticks says – reply to this

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I can't believe they will make money off of "that." I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole, but, unfortunately, it kind of looks good.
doritozzz says – reply to this

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that is disgusting…….. id eat it
AlchyAnonMS says – reply to this

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omg my stomach hurts just looking at this
stepford wifey says – reply to this

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Carb counters? Last time I checked breading on fried chicken isn't protein. It's BREAD or CARBS. IDIOTS!!!
@v@ says – reply to this

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Less carbs and calories than a heaping plateful of Poutine. That baby would get me through the whole day with a veggie and fruit snack later. I'll test drive it.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Re: pienado – Except one little thing - it's NOT Universal Health Care. Not even close. It may resemble it by 2014.
theresapop says – reply to this

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maybe if perez wasnt so pre occupied with sausages and chorizo he thinks hes above kristie alley on this one….what a fucker u have become now that u have lost all that weight….u lost weight but ur till ugly on the inside so what are u going to do about that shit
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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Oh man, this actually looks really good to me. I can imagine how it would taste as i'm looking at it… though honestly i'd never order it. Waaay too fattening!
shan74 says – reply to this

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And your fat greasy ass will be right there, trying to cut in front of her in line. Fat fucking butt pirate.
TexasLovesBritney says – reply to this

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i would so try that! i mean, i wouldn't make it a habit to stop at kfc all the time for it, but it sure does look delicious!
jonathanpatric says – reply to this

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So, it's totally cool of you to make fun of Kirstie Alley for her weight problems, but you solute that unhealthy fat bitch, Precious. K.
djsol says – reply to this

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perez is a hate mongering queen with a serious case of fat kid syndrome.
GCKim says – reply to this

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if so many of you hate perez, why are you trolling his blog? must be something wrong with your head =/
faithcricket says – reply to this

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there aren't that many calories, actually…i've eaten worse, hahah.
lolli says – reply to this

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YUMMY. LOL
dililmyss says – reply to this

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HAHHAHAA I LOVE YOUR COMMENT ABOUT KIRSTIE ALLEY HAHAHA BUT U KNOW UR DOING THE SAME FAT ASS!!!