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Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!

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Another day, another shiteous remake announced!

The latest in line to be taken out to the pasture and shot is the 1989 comedy Look Who's Talking!

Yeah, we know.

Fast & Furious producer Neal H. Moritz is behind the bastardization revamp, which originally starred John Travolta and Kirstie Alley as a couple raising a baby together, whose thoughts were voiced by Bruce Willis.

Oh GREAT.

You KNOW Kirstie's going to waddle her way over to that producer's office and DEMAND a role in this crapfest!

Maybe she can be the voice of the evil talking toilet from the sequel!

We prefer her HEARD and not seen! Actually, never mind - we don't prefer her at all!

Bwa ha ha.

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34 comments to “Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!”



  1. 1

    Mario you make no sense at all. You contradict your self every other post, you insult people and then criticize other people who insult people. You told Roseanne that she wasnt the one to out marie osmonds son when you try so hard to out anybody you can when they dont want to be out of the closet yet because they dont want their careers to end because of it



  2. 2

    I can’t understand this. Is there a severe case of writers block going on in Hollywood? Why don’t they just re-release all the old movies, and not even bother with the remakes. What happened to originality? All we have is vampires stuffed down our throats or remakes of old movies.



  3. 3

    leave kirstie alone canto de mamao ya tu eres un jodio viejo para esa mierda.



  4. 4

    you are so rude?



  5. 5

    Noooooo why remake this? It's such campy humor and it can't be recreated. Ugh



  6. 6

    The $cilons actively recruit actors as a way to infiltrate their wacco Predatory Evil $pace Alien Mind Control CULT into the lives of the unsuspecting public.
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    I won't support ANY film that has a $cilon in it.
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    Certainly not Travolta or Balloon Girl Alley in ANY capacity.
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    The day is fast approaching when having a $cilon in a film will spell 'Box Office Poison'.



  7. 7

    Boy….They were thin back then ….Does Scientology make you FAT ? !



  8. 8

    i dont understand why people are so rude. she is a great actress. yeah, she isnt thin anymore who gives a f*ck. its not you so grow some and get the hell over it. just because she isn't thin, has nothing to do with someone's acting abilities.

    stop being so overly freakin judgmental.

    and yeah "be-atch" they were thin back then because it was 21 years ago. stuff happens. not everyone stays thin the rest of their lives.



  9. 9

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    Scientology kills!
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    Remember Lisa McPherson
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  10. 10

    Look whos STALKING!



  11. 11

    Shut up, Perez, you fucking fat ass and go play with your man titties.



  12. 12

    Sum BOO CHIT!



  13. 13

    Why put down Kirtie and make fun of her weight but defend the girl from "Precious" !!! I don't get it!!??



  14. 14

    Stop being such a bitch. Stop totally defining people by one characteristic. No one is that one-dimensional. You tell people with drug habits "get better" but you have nothing but derision and cruelty for other weaknesses. Be nice for Christ sake!

  15. kland says – reply to this


    15

    do you even know what youre saying half the time mario??? you sit there and slag kirstie alley all the time about her weight but if someone says something about that gabby's or anyone else that's somewhat overweight they should be shot and pissed on (paraphrasing)… which means nothing since you shouldnt be talking about ppl's weight anyway… sometimes ur like "u go girl, no matter what ur size" and when it comes to kirstie and a few others (names escape me at the moment) u hate on them for their size… who do u think u are??? specially since u used to be a tank too… how does it feel when ppl make fun of ur weight mario?? it feels liks shit so why would u make fun of one and not the other?? o yea… probably cuz kirstie isnt sending u payoff's to talk nice about her… all comes down to that dam bottom line of who pays u off doesnt it u douche bag??



  16. 16

    Kristi waddle? You fucking scum sucking piece of shit. Time to fuck off and die.



  17. 17

    Noooooo no need to tarnish this movie too! This had been one of my favorite movies growing up and I thought that Kristie Alley was perfect for the role.

    You don't have to go out sprouting nonsense D;

    Anyway, I doubt she'd be demanding for the role.



  18. 18

    the end of days. neal moritz. WHAT a visionary producer. tacky loser.



  19. 19

    Some media reported he has an accou nt on a site to find love. It seems it's called 'Ri ch kis s C o m' it is said it brings rich women and young men together. After checking it,I saw a lot of charming girls and rich men in the club.



  20. 20

    Scientology crap!



  21. 21

    This should not be remade. Leave it alone. It will bomb. Also fatass, leave my Kirstie alone. She is beautiful and you are ugly inside and out.



  22. 22

    hahaha, im dying laughing so hard im crying at these comments! LUNCH LADY, YOU fucking rock!!!!! mario, you're so gross.



  23. 23

    scientology: start em young?



  24. 24

    NOOOOOO!!! What's next? Home Alone? Drop Dead Fred? Ferris Bueller? The Breakfast Club? I can go on and on.
    F U Neal H. Moritz and whoever's behind the Overboard remake.



  25. 25

    *Rolls eyes and walks the fuck out*



  26. 26

    WTF is wrong with you Perez? You should really go look in the mirror when you think about bringing up Kirstie's weight in every single post about her. What do you think you look like? You don't look good. You are not skinny. You are fat and and on top of that, have almost no good qualities to make up for your severe lacking in the looks department. If you want to make a post about a remake of a movie that doesn't need to be remade, all well and good. But leave the obvious hatred for Kirstie out of it. And go hit the gym you fat slob…



  27. 27

    Wow…so apparently no one can think of writing anything new, so they have to ruin movies that were already made…

    Fuck you Hollywood



  28. 28

    The remake is going to be crap. There is NO WAY it can stand up to the original.



  29. 29

    waddle her way?

    fuck u mario

    u used to be a fat fuck urself

    go die



  30. 30

    This movie was awesome…but you have no taste Perez….I mean, you are a fan of gag-gag but you hate 30 Seconds To Mars. Maybe it's because Jared Leto could sing circles around Gaggag?

    You never know what you are talking about….this movie was great. A remake, I dunno….but leave the original alone!



  31. 31

    I'm actually really upset about this because this was one of my favorite movies when I was a little girl. Leave it alone.



  32. 32

    lmao



  33. 33

    Mario stop being a little bitch I would prefer Kirstie Alley over you anyday! infact no one prefers you at all and we all still have to put up with you, so why dont you take your own advice and shut the fuck up. how bout we start a blog about criticising you for a change, well talk about how your as fat as an ompa lumpa and how 1980's wants its fashion back from you, does that sond good Mario?



  34. 34

    Again, I loved the original and no matter who stars in it…. I will refuse to spend any money on an effing crappywood remake. I'm really getting sick and tired of hearing about all these films from the 80's being remade. WTF is next….The Breakfast club remake, The Goonies remake, how about the Rocky remake. Come on Crappywood come up with something original!!!!!