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Elin Isn't Spreadin' Them Just Yet!

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And we don't blame her!

A source has shamelessly revealed that Elin and Tiger "definitely have not been intimate yet."

No kidding!

She has no clue where that thing has been!

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46 comments to “Elin Isn't Spreadin' Them Just Yet!”



  1. 1

    every whore has her price lol, a couple of diamond rings more and she'll be spreading'em like nobody's business



  2. 2

    there you go PIGGY, COPY AND PASTE!! Overload today on your cheap laptop!! This story was taken from US Weekly.



  3. 3

    Um…

  4. 6one9 says – reply to this


    4

    I don't blame her “““` one bit!!!! Time will tell and she has him “`by the balls “` so to speak “` at the moment. Plus the fact that he slept with soooooooooo many “`tramps while they were together & married, with kids! At least she'll get $$$$$ either way!!



  5. 5

    she better hurry up or he'll start fu*king around again



  6. 6

    I hope she's made him take an AIDS test. As much as he spread that love around who knows what he picked up.
    www.thethrifters.net



  7. 7

    if I were her I'd make sure he'd never have sex again



  8. 8

    TIGER MUST BE JERKING OFF A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!



  9. 9

    Ummm, do ya blame her?!?!?



  10. 10

    She's sticking around for more cash.
    .
    Presumably, the prenup stipulates more cash for her the longer she stays.



  11. 11

    That's a looong time for a horny-bastard like him!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    Re: Luv My White Cotton Panties – I'm glad he "copies and pastes" because I don't have time to look at 4 different gossip blogs/magazines for my news. If he can put a lot of it here in one place then so be it.

    Also, I don't know why anyone had sex with Tiger in the first place, he looks like a fucking alien.



  13. 13

    make him get tested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  14. 14

    The Nat. Enq. says that Elin is pregnant.



  15. 15

    Seriously??!!! Is it a slow news day or what? THIS is what you are posting? Your site is going to shit Perez! When I first started reading your blogs 3 years ago, I used to get excited about the latest dish you'd give out. Now? You're just tired. Your blogs are old news & jaded! You have your favs & it's too obvious who you adore, or who pay you off, & who refuse to. Quit while you are semi-still ahead!



  16. 16

    hopefully, the hair on his palms wont fuk up his golf game



  17. 17

    Love how you call the so-called 'source' shameless, when you're the one posting this crap on your blog …. Where do you come up with this shit??

  18. chiro says – reply to this


    18

    She's stupid for staying with him! If and when he cgheats again, she'll deserve everything she gets!



  19. 19

    I read she is 4 months pregnant. This could be the reason her sex drive is low. Good luck to the happy couple !



  20. 20

    "Elin Isn't Spreadin' Them Just Yet!" You're a class act all the way, buckethead, a class act!

  21. Faux says – reply to this


    21

    Lost all respect after she chose to stay with this twat



  22. 22

    She is just as fucked up as he is if she stays. What a dumbass!



  23. 23

    She should never give it to him again.



  24. 24

    She needs to keep her legs closed. Just say no Elin!



  25. 25

    Re:Belerofonte ELIN is NOT the whore in this equation! She could DIVORCE the slut and buy her OWN diamond AND never have to have his slimy hands on her again! Idiot.

  26. @v@ says – reply to this


    26

    Maybe she's waiting on the std tests.



  27. 27

    I don't blame her. I bet his putter would glow green if you shined a blacklight on it.



  28. 28

    you would have to be out of your cotton-picking, ever-loving, motherfucking mind to let that filthy human petri dish touch you. even fully clothed. good thing she's still retained at least a part of her brain.



  29. 29

    Re: Belerofonte – WOW fuck! NOT ME THANKS. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD EVER GET ME TO LAY WITH SOMEONE OVER THE AGE OF 30 OR SOMEONE WHO HAS DICKED AROUND WITH OTHER GIRLS.

    DON'T SAY EVERY WHORE HAS HER PRICE. WTF R U TALKING ABOUT. SOME GIRLS ARE STILL CLASSY OK. DON'T GET IT TANGLED OR TWISTED!



  30. 30

    She better boil him first.



  31. 31

    Well– that's inappropriate..



  32. 32

    If Elin takes him back, they deserve one another!



  33. 33

    The only balls he has are small white and covered in dimples, and the only wood is in his name.



  34. 34

    mario perhaps she's over the n66ger.



  35. 35

    90 days at least for all screens.



  36. 36

    actuallyyyy she knows exactly where hes been



  37. 37

    they're probably waiting for tiger's sexually transmitted disease results to come in.



  38. 38

    Mario you are vulgar. Did you really have to title this post something so degrading?

  39. 6one9 says – reply to this


    39

    If Elin is preggers “` like some of you have read,,,, the baby is SOOOOOOOOO not Tiger's.. Wouldn't that be a grea kick in the ass !



  40. 40

    icky - diseases



  41. 41

    'sides, he's not that cute. or sexy



  42. 42

    mmmmmm yeah dont blame her. blood & swab results first please!! even then… the multi million dollar settlement would've been far more tempting. he's not even that attractive, i dunno why bitches went for him! oh, hang on…. theres several million reasons hey?



  43. 43

    jesus whats the difference if she does or doesnt anyway? she is a european supermodel that married a freaking nerdy ass ugly golfer for one thing, MONEY, she aint going nowhere.



  44. 44

    she only spreads em when money is involved fucking whore.



  45. 45

    ….and never will be again…she's just biding her time so she an collect and bolt….bless her

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


    46

    Not doing the deed is really going to help him recover from chickas on the side.
    If they can't restart that engine even after the STD results come in, it's probably time to fold. Withholding isn't going to help the man behave, just saying.