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LiLo Is Getting A Step-Mom! Poppa Lohan Engaged!

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Because a press conference claiming his daughter is a drug addict wasn't enough of an act of fame-whoring!

This morning, Michael Lohan announced that he has asked his girlfriend, former Star reporter and Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds, Kate Major to marry him. For a reason we in no way can fathom, she said yes.

Ironically, it was Kate 2.0 who wanted to share all the crappy sappy details of how her beau popped the question, explaining:

"Yes, we're engaged. Michael and I have been talking about it over the last two weeks but we didn’t want to say anything about it because he wanted to ask my father’s permission. So we flew to Florida and my father gave us his blessing. I’m very traditional and my father and I are very close and I’ve always felt that whoever I married, he’d have to get my dad’s permission.”

Okay, so now we know where she gets her sense of oblivious from! Did your father not notice that your future hubby are about the same age - and that his a tool???

Boo!

The couple have already selected the location of the nuptials and are in the process of selecting bridesmaids and groomsmen!

Well, we can think of at least one STAR rag mag that won't be fighting for the rights to photos of that wedding!

Hey Lindsay, want to be a bridesmaid? Might as well answer the question now - you know it is coming!

[Image via WENN.]

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30 comments to “LiLo Is Getting A Step-Mom! Poppa Lohan Engaged!”



  1. 1

    Off topic, but, to the users who actually have an picture icon: How long did it take for it show up? I've been a member for a couple months now..



  2. 2

    Did your father not notice that your future hubby are about the same age - and that his a tool???

    Really? Does that sentence make sense to you??



  3. 3

    "Did your father not notice that your future hubby are about the same age" - what??? that "sentence" makes absolutely no sense………same age as what??



  4. 4

    This woman is a straight up idiot! She reported for Star magazine, then threw away her career for a man she met and knew for one day then acted like he broke her heart when he said there was nothing between them then immediately moves on to Michael Lohan and they're together for how long, a month? Now she's getting married to him. Flakey!



  5. 5

    okay, did we really think she was going to upgrade? at least she knows her playing field.



  6. 6

    On another note, does she have down syndrome too? Look at her face…



  7. 7

    Speak of the devil and he shall appear, I guess!



  8. 8

    She is a fame whore. She will let any ugly celeb poke at her.



  9. 9

    I like how she says she is very traditional! hahaha



  10. 10

    Ceiling Eyes 2.0 is more like it. Look at her face! She must have serious issues if she went for two dudes who are known for being messed up famewhore deadbeat dads. Well, she did work for Star magazine.
    Re: onehitwonder – You do have an icon showing, onehitwonder. It's a cute cat with glasses on :)



  11. 11

    douche(s)



  12. 12

    Re: onehitwonder – you have a pic…it's a cat w/ glasses on……



  13. 13

    Re: April 20th – Now I don't see it!



  14. 14

    It's my cat with child size cat frames on, lol



  15. 15

    Lmao what a joke. i give it a month n thats being considerate. He wants to help Lindsay? so why is he dating someone exactly like her. these Z listers need to go away already



  16. 16

    Maybe they will make enough $ off the wedding pics for him to buy a new shirt. That black turtlneck must smell rank from him wearing it every single day. BLAH!!! She must be into Grampa's. SEXY!!!!



  17. 17

    In essence he shared Jon Gooselins spit. MMkay. Congrats are in order. She is a step sideways.lol



  18. 18

    Gross, he's marrying someone what, just 2 or 3 years older than his daughter? I'm sure this marriage will last forever.



  19. 19

    Re: onehitwonder – @ 15 - now it's gone again……mario's website is a piece of shit…that's the best excuse i can give you…….maybe email him…..not that he would actually do anything……



  20. 20

    I think he want to have conservatorship over Lindseys assets like Britneys dad. Then he can get paid from her and be in charge of everything she has. I think Lindsey should sober up so thats never an option; among other reasons. He is so insistant she need rehab and its obviously not cos he thinks it for her own good. This man always has an angel.



  21. 21

    so how long til she has to get a restraining order against him and has him arrested for behaving like a neanderthal?



  22. 22

    YUCK!! omg her self esteem must be extremely low, how sad.



  23. 23

    PROOFREAD. PLEASE. GOD. PROOFREAD.



  24. 24

    Re: KrystleB – this is the same reason why I want to post a comment.



  25. 25

    This is the best!! How hilarious! She's TRADITIONAL, folks! This shit is too good to be true. Jon, wanting custody and support, Lohan and Major… Where's that other girl at? The one who was Jon's soulmate. What is the matter w/reality TV that they haven't signed these yahoo's to live in a house. OMG! I could watch these assholes all day.



  26. 26

    Is he marrying her or adopting her?



  27. 27

    IF they make it to the alter; we just know this is a marriage made in heaven. LOL



  28. 28

    ewwwwwwwww



  29. 29

    The shit people will do to be in the spotlight.



  30. 30

    OK ill put it very CLEAR….Michael Lohan and Kate Major want a Reality TV show. They have made it very obvious…this whole engagement thing is a pitch…a show has to be about something