For the love of everything holy, Kate Major, do not give this man another offspring! Look how terribly he screwed up the ones he already has!
News came this morning that Michael Lohan is now engaged to the sloppy seconds of Jon Gosselin, Kate 2.0. But making this airhead a part of his family isn't the only plans Michael has for his future. He intends to get her PREGNANT as soon as possible! He explains:
“Kate wants a baby. Since I’m getting no younger, we practice at least four times a night. We agreed, that if she does get pregnant, one is enough."
No! One is not enough - one is too much!
And EWWW! TMI! We so didn't need to know how many times you guys get busy! Course, that sounds like a lot of crap to us! How could you get through all of that and still have time to scheme and plot ways to use your daughter for your own personal, fame-grabbing gain?!
Please, please, please don't do this Kate! Just look at poor Lindsay! He did that to her, mostly! Do you really want to bring another life into the world that he can ruin?!
If you want him to sour your existence, that is your business. But take pity on the fruit of your loins! No child deserves such shame for a father!
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