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Frankentittays Tries To Ride On Xtina's Coattails!

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Seriously?

The Real Heidi Doll is clearly trying to steal our girl Christina Aguilera's thunder with her conveniently titled new demo, Bionic (Energetic, Enthusiastic, Adventurous)!!

Yeah. Except too bad it sucks. Hard!

We have no shame admitting that although they're never good, some of Frankentittays' tunes are passable, mindless pop. This, however, is just painful.

Take it out back and put it out of its misery!!

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62 comments to “Frankentittays Tries To Ride On Xtina's Coattails!”



  1. 1

    simply disgusting
    it's a shame she can't hear herself and still believe that people like her



  2. 2

    passable, mindless pop like Lady Gaaga??



  3. 3

    I don't think she ripping off Xtina, I think she's a wannabe Brit Brit.



  4. 4

    Every Heidi song sounds like it was written in 15 minutes. And they all sound.
    overly synthesized cheesy pop music that you cant sing alont to.

    Heidi if you want to really be a singer then youre going to have better songs and start working on HOOKS in your song rather than this crap you keep putting out.



  5. 5

    This chick is a total joke. Don’t get me wrong, I would bang her all night but she’s got shit for brains.



  6. 6

    she needs to STOP trying to be like britney

  7. SeeMe says – reply to this


    7

    When there is crap like that out there, you should only allow 10 seconds to play on your site. My ears are bleeding!



  8. 8

    She looks like Steponme… I mean Sephanie Pratt here



  9. 9

    She sounds like a android with a cold.



  10. 10

    It's sounds like she's choking a bird at the start :s



  11. 11

    It sounds like she's choking a bird at the start :s



  12. 12

    Is there any depth to this misguided girl? Every piece of publicity makes me cringe!



  13. 13

    I highly doubt Christina has anything to worry about. She can actually sing unlike Heidi. What a horrible song. Producers could pick anyone off the street and computerize their voice to sound like that. Horrible.



  14. 14

    She's closer to Spears, because she cannot hit a note. Aguilera can sing at least.



  15. 15

    What the fuck is this crap? I'm going to sue…….just as soon as i stop laughing!! AND SHE THINKS SHE CAN SING?! Its so computer tweaked by machines that anyone could have sung this!!



  16. 16

    Why is she still making music? The sales of her last album should've told her that no one is interested..



  17. 17

    Are u freakin SERIOUS LMAO!!!!!



  18. 18

    is this a joke?



  19. 19

    it sounds like britney spears… well, at least the first few secs. i couldnt bring myself to listen to the rest.



  20. 20

    OMG sooooooo bad!! please take this off the site….dont make another person listen to this!!!! i made it 45 seconds.



  21. 21

    Her music career is such a joke! She clearly doesn't have a single shred of talent and somehow her shit still gets produced. If she sang into a popcan she would probably sound the same.

  22. laz says – reply to this


    22

    sounds like she's trying to be BRITNEY more than anything.



  23. 23

    Ha! Like Christina's is MUCH better???



  24. 24

    First of all "our girl Christina" yeah in your dreams who are you trying to fool?
    And second nothing this girl has ever done comes close good Poindexter-X – is right producers could pick any random blonde with fake tits and they would be able to do what she is doing with this song.



  25. 25

    If it's a demo then it won't even be Heidi singing. A demo is sent to the artist & record label by the songwriters with a soundalike on the vocals to see if they like it. So it may not even be a track Heidi is going to record. This is such a shit story Mario.



  26. 26

    OMG! This is amazeballs. Heidi is so talented and original. This song is going to be huge hit. Team Heidi!

    I'm just joshing. This song is horrible. Heidi sound like the female recording on my voice mail. I'd didn't think it was possible to sound more overly produced than Britney, but this bitch has done done it.



  27. 27

    Why is this delusional twit even allowed near a studio? If Heidi really wants to make it big, she should be doing porn! She would be a perfect Vivid girl and I guarantee she would sell millions of copies of lesbian movies.



  28. 28

    Ouch. That is beyond bad.



  29. 29

    29 seconds. Jesus this sucks. Anyone can be an "artist" with all that production. I would give anything to hear this without all the computer manipulation. It would be even funnier than than this shit. Poor girl. She has no idea shes and idiot.='(



  30. 30

    For a Christian, she's pretty much giving us all a bad rep. You can't say you are and then act like you aren't at EVERY turn. Move to Costa Rica, maybe their paps will hound you, too. Just like you want.



  31. 31

    "Frankentittays" that cracks me up Perez I love you!!!

  32. coRii says – reply to this


    32

    is she singing or gargling?



  33. 33

    OH MY AUTO TUNE!!! I WISH WHOEVER INVENTED THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY A MANUER TRUCK BEFORE THEY COULD SHARE THE IDEA WITH OTHERS!! THIS BITCH WOULD GET A LITTLE MORE RESPECT FROM ME IF SHE JUST TRIED TO SHOW A LITTLE ORIGINALITY!!! FUCK THIS RETARD!! HER NEW NAM SHOULD BE BRITJESTINA!! NOT THAT BRITTANY AND JESSICA HAVE ANY TALENT BUT ZTINA IS VOCALLY GIFTED! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HEIDI GIRL?



  34. 34

    Ugh what a waste of oxygen!



  35. 35

    THIS WAS RELEASED A LONG TIME AGO. NOT COPYING CHRISTINA



  36. 36

    I agree with some others that she is a Britney wannabe. I have heard some of her previous songs where she almost sounds exactly like Britney and we all know that they have done alot of work on Hedis voice. Her voice is as fake as her body



  37. 37

    ok so this is what i think i dont no much about this girl just all the drama on her and thats it i dont like the show shes on or any of them dumb ass show like it however i do like christina a i herd christinas new song and sadly 2 say but this song is wayyyyyyyyyyy way better xtinas new song sucks so bad that i fill sorry 4 her its like girl this is what u want 2 put out as your first single or single at all its just way bad and 2 top it of y is she now talking about kissing girls now its like girl give it up your a mom now and u fuckin suck now as well



  38. 38

    ok so this is what i think i dont no much about this girl just all the drama on her and thats it i dont like the show shes on or any of them dumb ass show like it however i do like christina a i herd christinas new song and sadly 2 say but this song is wayyyyyyyyyyy way better xtinas new song sucks so bad that i fill sorry 4 her its like girl this is what u want 2 put out as your first single or single at all its just way bad and 2 top it of y is she now talking about kissing girls now its like girl give it up your a mom now and u fuckin suck now



  39. 39

    she needs to do us all a favor and quit singing! if thats what you can call it



  40. 40

    she's using a synthesizer just like Britney, either can sing for real



  41. 41

    Have to be honest, I kinda like this song. The refrain is pretty catchy. But pretty sure anyone could sing it. Too bad Christina didn't sing it….she'd do it so much better!



  42. 42

    Come on people. This sounds EXACTLY like Britney Spears Blackout/In The Zone….The only reason you all think it sucks is because it's Heidi Montag. If this had Britney or Kylie's name on it you know you would all be whistling a different tune.

    I don't see where the difference between this song and any of Britney's Bloodshy & Avant songs.



  43. 43

    Re: misskeli – I totally agree. This ssong is better than the horrendous piece of crap that is Kimberly Cole's terrible song that was posted here a couple days ago with all the shills commenting. This is actually OK and I hate Heidi.



  44. 44

    i love heidi!



  45. 45

    Saying it sucks is an understatement…



  46. 46

    this is an awesome song! her album was pretty good too. I agree with @goodtasteishardtofind…ppl need to stop hating! Go Heidi. Do your thang mama!



  47. 47

    I LOVE this track!



  48. 48

    after 3 seconds, i could tell it would be crap. after 20, i could no longer stand it. not only does it sound bad, but it's obvious that she's only going off of "popular themes" in songs and not trying anything new. does she really think we're this stupid?



  49. 49

    Re: FaeRae – ………… are you saying you think christians have a good reputation?
    believeing in something that doesnt exist and is forced to at a young age because every christian is scared about having an afterlife, and something to blame the worlds problems on, is not crazy? HA youre delusional

    I love the song!
    GOOD JOB HEIDI!!!! KEEP MAKING MUSIC!!!!



  50. 50

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.



  51. 51

    I sort of like it…



  52. 52

    Wait. I'll be right back. I'm going to make a demo too!!!! Her voice sounds like she used something that distorts your voice when you kidnap someone and are asking for ransom money! It's sooooo awful like hearing the pipes in your bathroom and she can't dance either and all she does is make self deprecating jokes about her plastic surgery. Pathetic girl with big square face.



  53. 53

    Frankentittays??!! Hahahahaha



  54. 54

    horrible



  55. 55

    She sure does try hard. I hope she has a little success for once, so she can leave her husband.

  56. Bree says – reply to this


    56

    Everything else about her is fake, so why not her voice too? It's disguting, she's disgusting, and her joke of a husband is disgusting.

  57. Bree says – reply to this


    57

    By the beginning is nearly identical to Jordin Sparks S.O.S.



  58. 58

    Whats wrong with it? it sounds just like a Britney song. Honestly, if she and her husband werent so repulsive, she probably would have made it in the music biz by now…



  59. 59

    heidi.
    christina aguilera CANNN SINGG!
    you CANT!

    at first i was pissed.
    but now im like whatever bc
    shes got NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGG on xtina.
    NOTHING!



  60. 60

    I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loves it! I will be buying CD. Good work Heidi



  61. 61

    She sounds as shitty as Britney does. Neither has a shred of singing talent. Barf.



  62. 62

    Fuck frat productions!