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How Especially Desperate Of Her!!

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Oh, Jennifer Love Desperate, you're so pathetic mature!

As we all know, the hacktress has been pimping out her first dalliance as an author - a ridiculous guide to relationships - and despite her recent split from Freddy Krueger Jamie Kennedy, she's choosing to keep the book's dedication to him intact!

She says:

"I had the opportunity to change it and chose not to because I meant the things that I said in the book and he really did teach me a lot and I'm very grateful to him for that. We're kind of opposites - I'm like this gushy romantic and he's sort of a realist, so he really taught me how to look at the reality of love, whereas maybe I had my head up my desperate ass in the clouds before… He taught me a lot about men and what they think."

HA.

Did you even ask how he feels about that little shout-out??

Why anyone would want a dedication in something that sad is beyond us!

Actually, never mind!

He probably realized that only person who's going to spend time paying enough attention to that mess to see his name will be Desperate herself, while she cries into her crunchwrap supreme and tequila spiked Baja Blast because being alone is just so hard!

Bwa ha ha.

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60 comments to “How Especially Desperate Of Her!!”



  1. 1

    yes i do and why do you hate mario? ive had a crush on this girl since the days of party of five

    u def have to be ghey to not think shes cute and has great tits

    her and alyssa milano ftw



  2. 2

    second



  3. 3

    how are Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpsons not best friends? seems like they have a lot in common!



  4. 4

    "Being alone is just so hard" Didn't your lame ass make a video a lil while back about wanting to find a boyfriend and how hard it was to date.. Kharma's a bitch ! You talk shit on her and yet you basically made a "date me" video.. LOSER !!



  5. 5

    Well, you should know since you're alone all the time aren't you, DesPerez?


    Leave her alone. She was right to leave the dedication. I'm sure it was motivated by their relationship anyway so why not. Its not desperate its actually quite mature because she could have been spiteful or bitter and removed it.



  6. 6

    mmm crunchwrap supreme :)

    i love ghost whisperer and don't care if she's 'desperate' !



  7. 7

    What did she ever do to you? Ignore you for the double ZZ lister you are?



  8. 8

    You're an ass. Lonely boy.



  9. 9

    I often wonder why you have such disdain for her, what is behind it. I makes no sense, its actually quite pathetic.



  10. 10

    ALONE,
    A concept
    you would
    be an expert
    at. Right, you
    hatchet faced pig.



  11. 11

    if her and jamie were complete opposites, should they really have been together?



  12. 12

    TOO BAD PEREZ'S DICK ISN'T AS BIG AS HIS EGO, THEN MAYBE HE COULD FIND A MAN! BUT MARIO REALLY DOES KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE PATHETIC AND ALONE, SO MAYBE HE IS THE ONE TO GIVE ADVICE ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT…IS THAT WHAT YOU DO MARIO, EAT A BAJA BLAST WHEN YOU GET REJECTED FOR THE 1OTH TIME A NIGHT? I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN AND KIDDIES IT AIN'T PRETTY! THE POSER PEREZ IS ACTUALLY A BETTER PERSON THAT THE EGOMANIAC MARIO AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT SINCE HE LIKES TO HIDE BEHIND IS MONIKER! YES, THE SEXIST JEALOUS BULLY IS ONLY THE TIP OF A MUCH LARGER, UGLIER AND MEANER ICE BERG! HA!



  13. 13

    Haha, Perez would know a thing or two… make that his LIFETIME of being alone!!!!!!!!!!!!



  14. 14

    LOL I actually meant IT is pathetic and doesn't make sense. I make a lot of sense when I actually type correctly.



  15. 15

    Why the need to trash this girl.

    –She's had moderate success in both film and tv-

    And you've done what, Perez….

    -Got bitch slapped by Will.I.AM or one of his entourage,…(More than likely well deserved)

    -Lip Locked w/ John (Douchebag) Mayer

    -Had a brief cameo in that gay a$$ song/ video for Eric something-or-other

    -Continue to find some sort of meaning in life by dilluging yourself with other people's personal lives and proclaiming to be the queen of all "dirt" by sharing this trash as gossip

    You need a big-time reality check. Before thinking you're all that, take a good look in the mirror and ponder your own demons before casting stones towards others.

    For the record, Jennifer Love Hewitt is not only talented, but smokin' hot…She's made a living at something she loves to do, and continues to do so.

    10 years from now, you're still going to be riding the coat-tails of others and thinking you're much more than you really are.



  16. 16

    FFS… get off her dick mario.



  17. 17

    Perez, fuck you. What is you problem with her? She seems like a sweet and perfectly nice lady. I've never seen her say anything bad about anyone. Even if she is lonely, everyone in the world has been lonely at some point. That doesn't make them pathetic.



  18. 18

    Geez, why all the haterade towards this chick? She so insignificant to even bother commenting about Perez. Leave the woman alone already.



  19. 19

    I really dont understand you, she isnt that bad of a person! Why dont you go find Lohan and do you daily hate on her. I dont mind reading gossip, but you talk about the same 5 people daily, its a bore.



  20. 20

    1. At least she has a real career, and has/had her own tv show.
    2. She's attractive.
    3. She has actually had the experience of dating/engagement unlike some.
    4. She's not you. That's always something to be thankful for.



  21. 21

    I like her and can't understand why you are always bashing her! Does she not send the required cash to make you speak well of her?



  22. 22

    you're a sad individual who makes a living off of criticizing people who have talent, while you have none. nice "career" you have carved out for yourself.



  23. 23

    I don't get the hate either for her or for Simpson. Hewitt has talent if you watch Ghost Whisperer. (Whether you like the show or not, she is very credible as an actor.) She pokes fun at herself. And I think its a class act she kept Kennedy in her dedication rather than remove him because the relationship is over. The truth is she probably did learn a lot from him in terms of having a more realistic outlook. Why does Perez have to hate on that?



  24. 24

    Re: Fatboy is a Pedophile – Couldn't agree with you more. Mario is nothing but a talentless douchebag who makes money by being a bitch.

  25. Logan says – reply to this


    25

    I FIGURED IT OUT… Mario's only angry with her because she's sold more books in one week than his epic failure of a "book."



  26. 26

    I believe you mario, wrote something just like that a few months ago?



  27. 27

    uhm, moron, how do YOU know that she did not tell him that the book is still dedicated to him???? HOW do you know how the relationship ended? SOME PEOPLE act like adults… wait, let me guess, everyone you have dated Mario, or who ever is posting this, YOU NEVER TALK TO? BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE A 2 YO and probably had a screaming match, etc. Some relationships just do not work out. They work together, they have to act like adults. IDIOT



  28. 28

    -
    Funny, I've never once heard of you being in a relationship. God knows you would blabber about it non-stop if some half-wit actually could stand being in your presence for more than a few minutes.
    -



  29. 29

    Fuck U. You are the biggest ugliest douche bage EVER. Let me figure this out. None of the girls EVER liked you so you turned gay and now none of the boys like you either so you're just all alone and confused and wouldn't recognize a decent human being if one bit you on the ass LOSER.



  30. 30

    OH, I forgot, she had THE NERVE, THE ABSOLUTE NERVE, to be with John Mayer. even if it was before Mario was near him. Soooooooo……. Jennifer gets lumped together with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Anniston. and of course JA has that other strike, she had the nerve to be with Brad, even if it was before Angelina. SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, JLH SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY ALL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!



  31. 31

    maybe jennifer is not going to get married until ALL PEOPLE CAN GET MARRIED. Isn't that what some people are saying? Oh, wait you won't by that, cause the other jennifer is saying she is just having fun and you don't believe her.

  32. J W says – reply to this


    32

    i still think she is hot. i mean, look at those lips, i can picture a perfect place for them…… i still want to know what is wrong with her that she keeps being cheated on ?



  33. 33

    Before you go pointing fingers and accusing others of desperation, maybe you should remember who posted a desperate, pathetic "why won't anyone date me?!?" video not too long ago… At least Jennifer has been in love, even been engaged, which is more than you can say. I wouldn't be so nasty, except that you deserve it - your needlessly hateful comments toward this girl are pathetic.



  34. 34

    Mario is the desparate one. Desperately dreading the day her book outsells his book. All she'll need to do is sell a couple of copies to people that aren't in her family or on her payroll.



  35. 35

    Don't you get tired of slagging her off Perez?



  36. 36

    Perez..if I had you standing in front of me…I would slap you silly…Loquita…you need to move on this "I hate Jennifer" subject…it's really getting old…



  37. 37

    Re: UberBling – He doesn't like Jennifer because she slept with John Mayer…hence his dislike for Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. He picks on them every chance he gets. he's just a bitter Loca…



  38. 38

    WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH? PLEASE TELL US OH TALENTED, HANDSOME, HARDBODY BLOGGER!



  39. 39

    I have never heard anyone hate on anyone so much! U only post blogs about her to trash her! So she is a hopeless romantic who believes in Love despite many failed relationships, she is not out making an ass of herself by doing drugs and getting drunk or sex tapes! She is a beautiful human being who has accomplished more than all the fame whores u worship!



  40. 40

    GOD, you're such an asshole sometimes Perez, just a fucking PRICK.



  41. 41

    Do you jusr hate all girls named "Jennifer?" Did one push ou around on the playground or something? Why is that you call every woman who dates or breaks up "desperate?" Most of the guys I know are in love with her. Big bum + great breasts + tiny waist = I would like to be her. Here's an idea, Perez, or your sister, or ghost writer, whomever, why not talk-in length- about Anjolina's sexual hijinks? They are far more entertaing and a lot more sad.



  42. 42

    Re: Gary78 – Considering you can't spell karma (not KHARMA) to save your life, then maybe don't talk.



  43. 43

    Oh! I just thought of another explanation (other than the Jennifer that kicked sand in your face at the playground) for why you hate Jennifers! JA dated Mayer. JLH dated Mayer. Jessica Simpson (while not being a Jennifer, close enough to bring out Marios little green monster) dated Mayer. Wow You are about as transparent as a sheet of glass. Now go get some class. Ha! That rymed. Okay, I'm a dork.



  44. 44

    Perez, seriously. Your pent up jealousy over her because of your crush on John Mayor is getting a little out of hand. You are the one looking like a pathetic little bitch having a little temper tantrum in a pair of tights and a tutu.

    You simply can't continue to hate on people because a former lover of theirs doesn't want YOU. Why is it her fault John won't do you?

    You can't get a strong romantic relationship in your life because you are like a 14 year old girl who gets all vindictive. Until you change, your bed is going to be empty. So stop your little girl tyraid and start acting like an adult



  45. 45

    She's gorgeous, and I don't think she's desperate at all. Some woman are just hopeless romantics. I don't think your bullying of her is any different to the bullying of Constance from her HS peers. Es La Vida!



  46. 46

    I thought your web sight was about gossip, but you have turned it into a hate sight. You are a very mean man.



  47. 47

    To the person that (poorly) writes this site: Fuck You.
    To the rest of the anguished commenters: Relax, don't get an ulcer, just consider the source. My personal view is that the more he (or she, or it) spews venom about JLH, the more of her pictures are posted for me to enjoy.



  48. 48

    "while she cries into her crunchwrap supreme and tequila spiked Baja Blast"

    Actually funny!!



  49. 49

    i can't even imagine who would spend money on this dreck.



  50. 50

    I honestly dont get what perez has against strong single women! They are looking for love, that doesnt make them desperate. She's beautiful and has probably learned a lot in all her relationships.



  51. 51

    why are you so mean to this poor girl? i don't get it! i don't think she's so bad…



  52. 52

    She looks like an alien to me.



  53. 53

    Mario you're a zit-faced ass. JLHs done nothing to you jerk. Go fake another GagGag post!

  54. JoeyW says – reply to this


    54

    Fuck off Mario. Jennifer is a lovely girl and is far from desperate. You on the other hand with all the famewhoring that you do, posting pathetic videos after someone bitchslapped you..THAT is desperation dude. Not Jen.



  55. 55

    this is getting pretty old. i wish you'd stop talking so much crap about her.



  56. 56

    She's beautiful and sweet. Leave her alone.

  57. Nezza says – reply to this


    57

    God she's Sharing her life with us some people are interested and would like to learn from her mistakes just cos u all wanna be sad and alone



  58. 58

    mean, perez.

  59. @v@ says – reply to this


    59

    What did she ever do to you?



  60. 60

    Gosh Perez, are you stilling going after John Mayer's exes? Face it…maybe JOHN MAYER IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!