Levi Johnston Plans To Release A Tell-All!
Every time we think he's sunken into obscurity, Levi Johnston finds a way to make his way back into the press!
And we're actually kind of happy about it!
Nothing brings us more joy than watching he and Sarah Palin attempt to ruin each other's lives!!
The 19 year old Alaskan baby daddy already put a thorn in the ex-Vice Presidential candidate's side when he announced he would ALSO be headlining a reality show about Alaska, and now there's word that he will be writing his own tell-all about life with the Palins!
If we can somehow manage to get around the reality that this idiot can barely put a full sentence together without a migraine, we imagine he has all kinds of dirt on that family that would be worth reading!!
What do U think?? Are U interested in Levi's tell-all??
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Tags: alaska, douchebags, politics, reality tv, sexy sarah, tell-all
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Wish Todd and Sarah would BOTH go away.
They have the combined IQ of a carrot.
these people bore me! will anhyone wanna read it?
I agree SPY GIRL but before they disappear I'd love to hear what is REALLY happening. I will buy several copies of Levi's book!
This kid is a fuckin scrub. Who gives a shit what he has to say.
He is not a credible source and has proven that by how he has made money in the past. If anything it will help her. Go for it Levi. You'll help Sarah AND be able to pay up on that child support!
We are in agreement on this. These are two of the dumbest people on the planet, and unfortunately they have both managed to breed. It's only a matter of time before everything turns out just like the movie "Idiocracy".
We love you Sarah! He better get his in now because when Sarah is President his life will be hell. His phone will be tapped and he'll be tailed all day and night by G-men. I can't wait!
On the one hand, yes, they do have the combined IQ of a carrot. On the other, anything that's bad for Palin has to be good for the rest of the world. How much of it would be true, and how much the money-grubbing bleatings of an illiterate attention whore? Who knows. I wouldnt' read it, but I'd read about it it…
i will, if there are lots of pictures of him.
He is a pathetic parasite, can he make a living without selling his connections to the Palins? Even that was something from the past, these days they probably don't even talk to him.
He is scum
He's a snake! Stupid, really boring, and has nothing to offer.
If he too, gets a multi million dollar book deal, he can afford child support. The spinning of private family info into paying your Grandchild's way is, well, kind of ironic and twisted…but money is money, I guess. He IS plucky in a Sarah kind of way. Are these two kids SURE they're through? (take the book deal first…)
…because he shows promise.
Just about as much as being interested in Sarah Palin's book.
No.
What is it that you have against him ?
She has treated him like a scumbag and I don't blame him .
Most people can see through her !
You are sooo biased and ignorant
I absolutely would read it. Like to hear the real story for a change.
I bet he's going to allude to incidents where Sarah tried to suck him off or something like that.
Why not ?!?
I mean, he can write any ole shit, and then the onus gets deflect to Sarah to disprove it, right ?!?
When you know what you read or hear is from a known pathological liar (ex: Michael Lohan) it's not worth it. He'll say what he thinks people want to hear–true or not. Ick!
You loving him (because he wants to tarnish Palins) is as bad as Kate Major loving Michael Lohan. You look foolish. He's a freak.
combined IQ of 16 1/2
Go Levi.
At least he doesn't pretend to be smart, or powerful, or a great parent like Sarah does!
The press AND this punk need to move on. He's about as interesting and insightful as a garden rock. Or Paul McCartney's ex-wife. And about as credible.
You have to be an idiot or bitter to believe anything Levi says. The Palins are great people, leave them alone!
Hells yeah. Everytime Levi's face is in the public, it pisses $arah off. If I had the money, I'd send him to speak across the street at every event that evil bitch shows up to.
TEAM LEVI!!!
Go Levi!!!
Only low class leftard democrats will buy his book. His two minutes of fame and his little dick got him nowhere really fast.
AbsooooFuckinLootly….If hottie Levi can reveal in any detail what a bunch of vile, loathsome, fake and opportunistic liars and frauds that bunch the bottom feeding Palin Wasilla Hillbillies are, then more power to him.
Goooooooooooo Levi!!!! …..and fuck anyone who disagrees with you. The racist, homophobic, and bigoted Teabagger Republican contards can eat sh*t and die.
He only has so much time to cash it in. Get it out there. Move on. Be a fucking Dad retard! His kid is going to grow up and learn that all his Dad did was talk shit about his grandma, "model" naked. And be a complete douche in the media! WAY TO GO! BRAVO! FATHER OF THE YEAR dude!
Levi Johnston needs to focus on one thing, his child. He is only ruining his future relationship with him by trashing the family. Nobody should buy his book, its only helping to make the whole situation worse than it already is. My message to Levi: Get a real job.
NOT interested. He will say bad crap about her, she will say it is not true and he will say yes it is and she will say not its not and he will say yes it is and so on. She will sue for slander, he will sue for intimidation, and she will claim that that is slanderous and he will say that it is not and she will say that it is and so no. Blah Blah Blah
Who really cares what Levi's Johnson has to say. He is a teenage version of Michael Lohan.
Perez I like levi, I think he tells the truth more so that that stupid evil whore sarah palin.
god damn i lve sarah palin i want to fuck her face with furious choking thrusts
I gotta hand it to Levi. He's not the sharpest tool in the deck but he has managed to keep Palin nervous. I mean could you imagine the wrath she has tried to reign down upon him to keep his mouth shut and go away? He's kept pretty tight lipped until now and has really only said things after being provoked, which frankly is better than most people in this situation. I will totally read it. That woman is CRAAZY in public I can't imagine what she is like in private.
Does anyone really give a shit about what this asshole says? Does anyone really give a shit about the Palin family? His 15 minutes were up a year ago. Plus, even though I'm not a Palin supporter, I think he's full of shit and lying about them.
Re: topper – you're delusional
yes I am always down for tarnishing the face of palin
If it isn't written by a ghost writer, expect a Dick and Jane pamphlet about 10 pages long
I am gonna buy it.. I wanna know Sarah's hiding.. I know she is hiding something.. I think wifey Todd is GAY.. watch and see..
How a father could ever do this to the family of his child, I don't understand. His kid is going to grow up and hate him. I would.
If it weren't for Sarah Palin, no one would know who Levi Johnston even was. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
YES!!! LEVI JOHNSTON FOR PRESIDENT!!! We must support the ever living HELL out of this Hick Sent From God, to topple the Evil Force that is The Palin!! He is the Luke Skywalker to her Darth Vader!! Ohhhhh, it's gonna be soooo EMBARRASSING! I CAN'T WAIT!! Yes, dear 'Pubes, there IS such a thing as bad publicity, and THIS good ole' boy they tried to make their puppet, is the child that will expose the Empress for having NO CLOTHES!! HAH! THE IRONY!!
Seriously, what is the reason people hate this woman so much? What has she done that is sooo bad? Because she speaks her mind, because she is a working mother, because she is a strong woman. Just because she doesn't match your ideals doesn't make her stupid. And just because Tina Fey made her seem that way on SNL doesn't make it true. I swear Americans are so gullible!!!
No. Caribou Barbie vs. Jethro Bodine…
I really just want to forget all about these people.
You said he can't put together a sentence. This dumb bitch can't either
Does this include showing his babymaker? I'm not at all interested in hearing about Sarah Palin. Her 15 minutes of fame…is OVER!
I just wonder how anyone as stupid as he is, ever talked anyone into fu…king him.
Levi's idea of a tell-all will be the equivalent of SEE SPOT JUMP, SEE JANE FALL.
He was involved in Sarah Palin's life for a relatively short period of time…and I am sure he was not privy to anything that really matters.BORING!
HE needs to go back to college and get a real job and support his child. STOP BOTTOM FEEDING OFF OTHER PEOPLE! SICKO!
I wish him WAY more success than any Palin any day! Good Luck Levi!
I hope he spills all the beans on that stupid cun*t Palin and her asshole family. I'll buy the book.
I will buy the book twice….There are more skeletons in the Palin clostes than in Arlington National Cemetary. Her teenage daughter get knocked up and she thinks Scarah thinks she is a poster parent…..ROFLMAO! Skank teach your daughter to keep her leggs closed and then you can at least try to gain some respect. Ha! The whole Palin family is an episode of Jerry Springer waiting to happen. Do you allow your teenage daughter to date a young man that you have not met or know his parents? Do ya think they knew Levi's mother was not of the type that a Govenor's daughter should be exposed to? Test the Palins for THC bet it is positive in all of them. She quit the Govenor job to make more money mid term….does anyone really think her interests are serve anyone but herself? I do not….Palin is a big fat fake…all day…everyday! Everything about her, her dishonest husband that used his job to fire a sister-in-laws ex boyfriend, their skanky daughter and all that is a prime example of poor white trash. So as they throw the mediawhore stone at Levi, they should watch their glass house, it make crumble into a billions shards of glass.
Hells Yeah! TEAM LEVI ALL THE WAY!!! He totally rocked it when he escorted Kathy Griffin to the Teen Choice awards. That was Fucking Hilarious & shows he has good taste in comedy. Kathy also said he was a a gentleman the entire time. Fuck that moron Sarah Palin. She deserves ALL THE GRIEF Levi can bring upon her.