It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
So say her friends, but to be frank, who can tell who is a worse influence on who.
They both are total wrecks!
Spies noticed Mushy rubbing elbows and sharing her woes with LiLo at the "raging" 11th anniversary bash for Nylon Magazine. The ladies had a lot to piss and moan about this week - Lindsay and her deadbeat dad's upcoming nuptials to a empty shell and Mushy being called fat by ex-boyfriend and walking contradiction, Brandon Davis via Twitter.
Witnesses observed Mushy chain-smoking the entire night, never going a moment without a "cigarette in her hand — and a puss on her face."
We know that puss well!
Meanwhile, Lindsay continued on her path of self-loathing by pAArtying until 6 a.m. the next morning! That seems to be her magic hour these days!
Normally, we wouldn't condone their friendship either, as we already foresee the endless wave of destructive pAArtying to come. But who knows? Maybe if they join forces that can have one functional brain to make decisions with.
Or maybe it's too late for that.
[Image via WENN.]