Words of Wisdom from The Situation

4/11/2010 6:00 PM ET | Filed under: Quote of the Day • Reality TV

"Everywhere I go, there's just mass amounts of people. There's people showing up at airports, wanting autographs, girls, it's insane. It's like the Beatles, man."

- Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to Interview magazine on his newfound fame.

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MelissaGirl says – reply to this

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Ohhh, I just threw up in my mouth.
hamnip says – reply to this

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as he holds up his tube of lube
LuveitsGreat says – reply to this

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I laughed
Heatherem says – reply to this

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hahahahahahah. no.
TasteMyRainbow says – reply to this

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HMMMM to compare his fame to that of the beatles is FUCKED UP. This trashy ass dude needs kicked in his LITTLE dick. Just please stand there and look good but dont speak, for we all can see how stupid you are
4skin nv says – reply to this

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I hope they told him about the whole "15 minutes thing"
4skin nv says – reply to this

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It's just like the Beatles…Minus all the talent.
Pammie8 says – reply to this

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Id do him with a plastic bag over his head
emilia50 says – reply to this

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but without talent n brain
bearwhizbeer says – reply to this

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Jumping Shark meets Situation
SusanWinters says – reply to this

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Their supposed "fandom" is NOTHING compared to The Beatles.
emma.x.lolita says – reply to this

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haha yeah right dude! hey, i bet ya that, in two weeks, no one is going to remember you!
tellall says – reply to this

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Who the FUCK is that???
krtmom says – reply to this

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What a dick!!!
mr.ghjunkie says – reply to this

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I'd blow dat.

Problem with these guidos is really only that they open their mouths.

I mean, if they just stood there with their euro-briefs from TJ MAXX at their ankles no one would have a problem with them.
Laury says – reply to this

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Enjoy it while it lasts, buddy, because as soon as the second season of Jersey Shore is over, you'll fade right back into oblivion where you belong.
shortfuse says – reply to this

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dued he can never be like the beatles
IamMegan says – reply to this

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The Situation looks like he 35. WTF is he doing on that show
PosseALife says – reply to this

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Lol.Yeah right.The Beatles.
Your still so farrr away from that.
Genghis Khan says – reply to this

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Ha. Bless his heart.
BlackAvenger says – reply to this

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this pre-nut piece of crap has the nerve to compare his 5 minutes of fame to the BEATLES! What a dillusional jughead
AliciaMay says – reply to this

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Urgh, please someone give him the Snooki treatment.
MJaded says – reply to this

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Why is it when an idiot can get a lot of bigger idiots to scream for them they start comparing themselves to the Beatles?
andreinac13 says – reply to this

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PUH-LEASE!
His 15 Minutes Of "Fame"
Are Almost Up!
GymnastJRT says – reply to this

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No wonder hes so hot! ITS TO COVER UP ALL THE STUPID AND SELFISHNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ughhhhh he disgusts me!!!
Valerie1988 says – reply to this

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what a tool. As are the fools who follow him and his posse hahaha why?
devon20 says – reply to this

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i HIGHLY doubt it dude, you're gross. who the hell would fuck you?
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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hes sexy one day he will fuck me
Ros says – reply to this

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who cares
Laura Palmer's Hooha says – reply to this

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"The Situation"??? Doesn't he mean, "The Delusion"?
Brittttt says – reply to this

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Pfft. He's got nothing on the Beatles. The Beatles are legends. LMAO.
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Mayhap fanta face meant Milli Vanilli…
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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45 years later everyone still knows who the Beatles are, you dickweed will be forgotten in 15 minutes!
lifesaabeach says – reply to this

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wow.. fizzle fizzle.. bye
Chuck-cnd says – reply to this

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WTF is he doing in interview it was a low point with justin burner but now mike 'the situation' seriously that is a well respected magazine
Übergeist says – reply to this

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skin cancer
kayyyyxxx says – reply to this

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wow you fucking tool! Sure you have instant fame, but the beatles are ETERNAL! 40 years and still going strong, you little juice head, will be gone by next year.

And i cant fucking wait til that day when no one finds any of you jersey scum suckers appealing anymore!
lifesaabeach says – reply to this

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What a loser… the Beatles are infinitely better than you can ever hope to be. I bet not one single girl that's hooked up w/ him doesn't regret it. As soon as they sober up they realize they hopped into bed w/ one of the fugliest people on the planet. his body isn't even that great it's too overdone. He just skeeves me out.
papatoony says – reply to this

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Who is he?
lifesaabeach says – reply to this

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Re: IamMegan – i think he's older than that. he's creeping around. That's what he's good at.
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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What a loser
moonsgirl7 says – reply to this

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UGH!!!!!!!! HE is so gross, I feel like vomiting.
residentevil808 says – reply to this

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no not like the beatles
viper1st says – reply to this

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Like the Beatles man? Must be direct-lining roids into his brain
mandikay says – reply to this

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The beatles had talent and longevity. They did new and exciting things that broke standards and the way people thought about their craft. THIS GUY gets paid to get blackout drunk, fist pump and go to the gym(and/or tanning salon)…. poor guy doesn't know those 15 minutes are creeping by, and all he'll be left with is a bottle of hair gel and a handful of quotes making him sound like a jackass.
This Jersey fad going on needs to away. Things like that should completely offend people with talent, maybe McCartney will tell THE SITUATION to eat a bowl of dicks
Pretty Boys Are Forever says – reply to this

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I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN KNEW WHO THE BEATLES WERE.
BlueeyedChicano77 says – reply to this

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Re: Pammie8 – HAHA, I feel you! He's FUGLY! He obviously uses roids to get cut to make up for his unattractive face.
pinksugar says – reply to this

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um, no
jlenoconel says – reply to this

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Perez won't let me post my comment HA HA HA!
jlenoconel says – reply to this

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Perez won't let me post my comment HA HA!
John Cusack fan says – reply to this

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What a fucking douchebag. Seriously.
sharkgrl89 says – reply to this

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Yeah they're probably waiting to see you to make fun of you… I know I would. Does he realize that everyone makes fun of him and thinks he's a huge joke?
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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He smells…and is quite 'greasy' !
Elmo24 says – reply to this

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This ugly, big-nosed clown is too f'in stupid to realize that he is a JOKE. Ugh, such a LOSER.
Narcoleptic_Sleep_Around says – reply to this

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I wouldn't know this punk if he sat beside me on a plane!!! What a douche!!!
Why_You_Ask? says – reply to this

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American culture is at an all time low. Trailer parks, NASCAR, Chuck E. Cheese, reality show garbage, Heidi, Perez, the list of trashy crap in the country is endless. Not a whole lot to be proud of at the moment.
danibaybee says – reply to this

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um no definitely not! the beatles were amazing and talented, and even though i rather watch you in jersey shore than listen to the beatles you are not as famous.
Anastasia P says – reply to this

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I'm laughing so hard I'm choking. Yeah, we'll see if anyone remembers who Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is 47 years from now. Oh, make that 47 days from now!
jp1988 says – reply to this

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roided out body and butter face…and a HUGE ass ego when he has no reason to be cocky. Someone needs to drop his ass off in the middle of the ocean and leave him there
KDIZZLL says – reply to this

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He has a point…The Beatles and Elvis were the first entertainment industries corporate created celebrities, and we could say he is a corporate creation as well.
bongo says – reply to this

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yeah, you're up there with Pauly McCartney. THink again guido
DebDebs says – reply to this

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I think he was the fugliest one on there! I think all of their 15 minutes of fame will be over soon.
enter_the_void says – reply to this

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This guy is a joke.
OuterSpace says – reply to this

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hottest guy on the planet. yum yum
FL Shady Bitch says – reply to this

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lol it happens everywhere EXCEPT Miami… and to compare yourself to the Beatles….Do YOU even KNOW who they are?
marymeass says – reply to this

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talentless, laughable dick spit thinks he's like the Beatles. that is definitely the funniest thing ever…
iSayEffU says – reply to this

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The Beatles huh? Haha it must be nice to live in a delusional world someone needs to bring this guy back to reality.
Old hag!!.... says – reply to this

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you know we live in a fucked up country when a talentless RETARD compares himself with the beatles!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! lets see if after 40 years people still remind you… NOT
YOCathy says – reply to this

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comparing himself to the fucking Beatles? NO. this kid just needs to go the hell away. NOW.
ALEXLOSANGELES says – reply to this

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he knows that he s just a joke and people make fun of them at all times….i thought he was part of it and was in on it but comparing his sad pathetic idiotic waste talentless life to the beatles oh hellls no….ur 15 r so over!!!
RAMADA says – reply to this

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He said it's insane how the girl fans be all over him,he'd rather have male fans all over him.
killer bunny says – reply to this

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lololol
YoungTaurus says – reply to this

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I've never seen a single episode of this show, and I absolutely adore the Beatles, but I didn't get that he was comparing himself to the Beatles…more like the mania surrounding the show to that of Beatlemania.
HappySun says – reply to this

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I will tell you THE SITUATION- closet=gay=situation so come out and deal with the situation! Its okay as a gay guy you would fit perfectly in circuit parties and an escort when jersey shore ends. Guido's can be gay too and know I am not attracted to you but please just come out already!!!!
steph1rose says – reply to this

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ha i really hope this isn't true. to who ever is making a fuss over this nobody please go off urself
A Shiny Vaporeon says – reply to this

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The Beatles probably had more fans in one town than The Situation has in the world.
gnarly8 says – reply to this

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Live it up, Situation. In another year or so you'll be slinging you junk in a gay bar for $1 tips and will be glad to get them.
b a t k i s s says – reply to this

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Wake me up when he is a bottom in gay porn.
andriiiiia says – reply to this

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Re: emma.x.lolita – umm pretty sure that wont hhappen
MichLuv says – reply to this

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at least he knows who the beatles are…
Not my gumdrop buttons! says – reply to this

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too bad his face is so effed up because his body isn't that bad.
woodin says – reply to this

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15 mins.
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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what o douche, trust me if I ever see you i would only wask you to get out of way, who the fuck u think u are we don't care!
KimmeeMore says – reply to this

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I love this!!! jerseyshorecasting.com
Mister Nee says – reply to this

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Fuck him and his shit-eating grin.
bwitty says – reply to this

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yeah fucking right kid
Sour Girl says – reply to this

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For shit's sake 'Sitch', no one will remember who you are in a few years, and the Beatles will be remembered forever. To simplify, they had talent, and you do not.
moxiecrimefighter says – reply to this

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Geez everyone he's just comparing the amount of girls to the Beatles, not himself. Not like I'm defending this ugly asshole but let's not get our panties in a bunch over this waste of space.
yeah_courtney says – reply to this

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He did NOT just compare himself to the Beatles…

If I ever see this tool out and about, I'm going to kick him in the nuts.
maxie pad says – reply to this

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What brand of lube is he holding?
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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Yeah greaser, it's just like the Beatles. Tell you what, come back in about 45 years when EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME AND YOUR WORK and then tell us again how much it is like the Beatles.
Human Sushi Platter says – reply to this

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Every time I see him I think of a young Joey Buttafuoco.
Illustrious says – reply to this

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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggglllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy douche douche douche douche douche.
SerenityMarie says – reply to this

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Re: IamMegan – the situation is in this 30's lol
FaeRae says – reply to this

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Is he serious?
jedward-lovers says – reply to this

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hey perez!! it's your biggest fans latisha and joyce again. We love jersey shore and the situation. its so totally rad. NO LIE! we like totally watch it all the time.here in ireland we like potatoes. ther's a history lesson. do YOU like potatoes perez? are favourite film ever is napoleon dynamite.
38543854 says – reply to this

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"The Situation" is not the person who made himself a celebrity. The people who watch him on TV have made him famouse.
JLOM17 says – reply to this

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ahhh, poor, poor guido. The steriod juice has inflated you ego as well. You are a talentless, 15 min whore. Don't compare yourself to legends and talented musicians.
jeunebrunette says – reply to this

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America at its worse!
onehitwonder says – reply to this

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He wishes he was like The Beatles, man.

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