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Michael Sorrentino, or perhaps best known as The Situation, was spotted this weekend in Miami Beach, Florida doing what he does best, showing off his rock-hard bod!

The reality star, who apparently thinks he's as famous as The Beatles, was spotted with his costars Pauly D and drama girl Sammi while filming for their new show.

Though forget about the other two, all eyes were definitely on The Situation.

With a body like that, who needs a pretty face. Hawt!

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38 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”



  1. 1

    STOP POSTING ABOUT THE JERSEY SHORE TRASH, YOU ASSHOLE.



  2. 2

    If you were straight you would be bashing this tool bag



  3. 3

    Nice skinny pin legs LOL! Why do body builders always neglect their lower 1/2?!



  4. 4

    He looks like Pauly Shore.



  5. 5

    Every time I see this guy, I think he looks like Pauly Shore with a different body.



  6. 6

    he looks likes elmer fudd



  7. 7

    Is him… Seems he is famous on some ta ll da ting place
    ____T allMingle Co M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there



  8. 8

    I swear Sammi only owns black tank tops and denim short shorts….classy!!!!



  9. 9

    His face looks like Barney Fife! The face cancels out the bod!



  10. 10

    He's got a buttis face. The body is great… but his face???



  11. 11

    The body doesn't make up for that face that only a mother could love. I hope this idiots are enjoying their fifteen minutes. Tick, tick, tick…..



  12. 12

    Has to be the slowest TV ever. I sat through 30 minutes once and they still weren't outta bed. They all sleep together like junkies. I'm hoping somebody will do a think piece on the allure of these 'Hiils' shows because I just do not get it.



  13. 13

    he looks like a pumped up Pauly Shore…lol



  14. 14

    NASTY!!!!



  15. 15

    Re: stepford wifey – Girl!!! I totally agree!



  16. 16

    nice gay face.



  17. 17

    its the WEASEL!!



  18. 18

    Ugh - he is SO fug.



  19. 19

    Upper body really good but those ugly oversized shorts ( dress alike ) got to go guys!



  20. 20

    I love Jersey Shore but he is so annoying he thinks his so hot but his so not! Yeah his body is wow but his face makes me sick he looks like an old man, he could so pass for his late 40's or something. All thoughs hoes who hooked up with him or what i just said hoes, because no sane sober girl would hook up with him optionally espicially with somebody like Vinny around who is so much hotter nice and funnier, and Pauly D is annoying because he just follows the situation about like a lost puppy or something get a personality my friend!



  21. 21

    Sorry but his arms are bigger than his legs and that is just plain gross. His muscle distribution is NOT efficient. You do need need huge arms and pecs if all you do is lounge on the beach all day with your puny thighs and calves.



  22. 22

    ugh, he's such a butterface



  23. 23

    Re: stepford wifey – wow, i just noticed that… his ankles are so thin!



  24. 24

    You still need a pretty face dick head! He is so ugh!



  25. 25

    Why is it when they walk around, its always the guys in the front and the girls in the back? Is that the Guido way of walking around? In case someone wants to punch them out, the guys are ready in the front?



  26. 26

    @imendoza1, Elmer Fudd, that's hilarious. I can hear it now, "I did the wobbewy."



  27. 27

    Ugggh this guy has a face only a mother can love, nice bod but he is definitely a double bagger!

  28. Coqi says – reply to this


    28

    Machismo much? Utterly disgusting.



  29. 29

    well guess he just has nothing else to show the world except for his over muscular body….



  30. 30

    Yeah Situation, you work it. You work that Droopy dog face.



  31. 31

    hes soo hot hes ganna fuck me



  32. 32

    NO TATTOOS!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!



  33. 33

    He does look like Pauly Shore. But what a HOT body.



  34. 34

    ITS GONNA BE SOOOOOOO FUNNY WHEN THE SHOW COMES BACK ON AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE BECAUSE SWEETIE PIES EVERYBODY TURNS THEY'RE HEAD TO LOOK AT SOMETHING NEW BUT KEEPING PEOPLES ATTENTION AFTER THAT IS WHERE IT GETS HARD SO WANNABE'S DON'T GET TOO COMFY AND LET SOME OF THAT AIR OUT OF YOUR HEADS SO YOU CAN SEE STRAIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS

  35. J.Jen says – reply to this


    35

    now if only something could be done about his face….

    im usually not that mean but hes such a dbag he deserves to get kocked down alittle.



  36. 36

    EWWWW…Mike's a dumb shit. He was the worst on the show!



  37. 37

    i don't get this guy. i would describe getting my period while wearing a white dress a "situation". in other words, "situation" would never describe anything on or about my body or related to me in any way unless it were something i wouldn't publicly discuss.



  38. 38

    HAHAHAHAHA BITCH TITS! GET A BREAST REDUX ON THE LEFT LOOK IN THE MIRROR!