Heidi Can Write?
Filed under: Film Flickers > Heidi Montag
It's no secret that Heidi Montag is a blow up toy lady of many talents.
The "actress" and "singer" is now apparently an inspired screenwriter!
That's right, she is applying all of her life skills in the creation of an espionage-inspired film!
Says Heidi:
"I’m writing a movie right now. It’s very action packed. It's Bourne-meets-Barbie. I would love to be an action star."
We're sure the studio bigwigs will rage war with one another for the rights to produce that masterpiece!
Oh Heidi, what could you possibly have in store for the world next?
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: film, movie, screenwriter
Let Her Walk On Her Own!
Duggar Baby Back In The Hospital!
wage war, not rage war– I know Mario- It's a tongue twister, especially after all the rim jobs you gave today.
Actress and Singer???? LMAO ROTF! Writer……HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!
The epitome of delusion
Good lord, this is a 23 y.o.?
Her cosmetic surgeries did her no justice. Quite the contrary.
i seriously don't understand how you get plastic surgery and look fatter than before. She looks puffy all the time now
FUGLY! Ugly to begin with and now worse! YUCK! PTOOEY! BARF!
She's living in a very delusional world. I wonder if she's aware that everyone in America hates her and her husband.
Looks like she had her teeth done too. They also look bad. All of her plastic surgery is too much for her. Big cheek implants or injections, big boobs, big teeth. She was so cute, I feel so bad for her.
I swear she seems like she must just be whacked out on drugs because of the things she says and the way she seems so spacey all the time now. she was much more aware of her surroundings before.
she just makes me sad for her.
Jesus, her face! She was pretty before - why did she mess her face up this much?! She is now looking more like Jocelyn Wildenstein. Absolutely disgusting. …and she still thinks Spencer still loves her? He's using her freakiness for his advertisement!
Maybe she sould call her movie:
"Barbie quest for a brain" or…..
"Barbie becomes Frankentyttays"
These names will be a hit for her
OMG can she make herself look anymore stupid
Re: G0 Ask Alice – a rage war sounds rather fun (only ’cause I wont be the one up against the wall…it pays to be ready)
So she's writing a scrrenplay so she can POSE!!!??
i would REALLY want to know WTF made heidi ruin herself like this! she was WAYYYYYY prettier BEFORE these mofo surgeries. and she can do ALOT better than spencer!
I laughed out loud at "Bourne-meets-Barbie" and I NEVER do that.
I swear to God she is the new "Angelyne". You should do a side by side picture so that we could show us what she will turn into in 30 years!
Even her eyelashes are fake….how sad.
this story is about 2 weeks old as is most of the crap you post about lately.
I look at her and I get freaked out she looks sooooo BAD!! she's made her face way too square it looks almost masculine and not pretty at all…
She could easily pass for 33 or 35 age (or IQ -take your pick). Her sister Spencer needs a pair of those and they would truly be the talk of the town (at least for a day).
She looks beautiful in that picture and at least she can smile fully now. I don't get why people are bashing her screenwriting skills. No one has any clue if she actually can do this, so how can they say she can't UNTIL it's been produced?
"More is more / on the dance floor / it's fucking chaos in here". I don't know how you can argue with that kind of brilliant lyric. Besides, no matter what it'll have a better story than Avatar.
DID HER 'UPGRADES' INCLUDE A PEN FINGER ?
I've never seen someone look so much like Ms. Piggy from the Muppets. Seriously - put her photo side to side. It's almost identical - and I have a Masters Degree. Poor girl.
i think she lost a few nuts and bolts in some of those surgeries she had. just sad
This broad is delusional.
ugh, lawd. please just leave hollywood and disappear into oblivion; no one will miss you.
lookz like someone gave the girl a white eye
tan gone wrong maybe?
OMG! These people went straight past delusional & right on over the rainbow and then past the first star to the left and straight on till morning! 10 surgeries in one day, and still, like Ron White says: "You can't fix stupid."
without Lauren she would of been nothing,Spencer makes her look like a damn fool everywhere she goes,and shes finally just dropped him as her manager but hes always still around and still poses for those retarted photos. she needs to drop him completly but she never will. she would do ok if it wasnt for him,but shes probly too doped up to realize it.numbnuts,and her eyes are way too close together she looked fine on the last season of the hills,looks like she shrunk.
Why can't she see that NO ONE takes her and her husband seriously?!?! And, the thing is, she wouldn't be getting THIS much attention if she hadn't gone to such extremes with her plastic surgery!!! I really wish she and Spencer WOULD move out of the country like they mentioned…they are totally annoying!!!
She did her freakin' teeth, too. Those look like different teeth.
How can a person that wants to tout a pair of fake double FF's even think about being taken seriously?
She thinks a big pair of boobs is her ticket to fame.
That is sad because it makes her a joke.
sounds like Barbed Wire… way to be unique, once again
ew shes so insane
gosh, she really is not good looking!
this girl is the epitome of a dumb delusional bitch…there are many out there but she wins
They made a movie like you described already, there, Heidikins… it was called BARB WIRE!!!!! ……………..dumb bitch.
What's the latest on she and Neil Fifer?!
someone needs to pop her so she can deflate and go away…
OMG!!! It looks like it hurts when she smiles. Poor girl. She probably really needs a hug.
Oh dear she just looks god awful in this picture.
I can't believe how much she aged herself. Look's like her hair is thinning to. That or she need's some better extensions.
actress, singer, writer, aspirations without qualifications.
geez those cheek implants are huge for her face. i still love her.
THAT SPENCER HER DUDE STICKS TO HER LIKE SHIT TO A BLANKET AND SHE HAS DESTROYED ANY CHANGE OF A REAL CAREER - BY HER BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY !!! TALK ABOUT A PAIR OF LOOSERS THESE TWO AIRHEADS ARE !!! HE IS MEGA FUG - SHE WILL DUMP HIM WITHIN 12 MONTHS
Why did heidi feel the need to turn herself into a porn star? she was such a beautiful natural looking woman!
What kind of a movie can you get from "See Spot run. Run Spot run"
nice chin
Bourne meets Barbie?!? What the flying hell is that? The plastic from all the surgeries has landed in her brain .. Fucking moron.
She's going to look like Joan Rivers in ten years.
"Bourne Meets Barbie" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha….Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Something about her just makes me want to pull my hair out or scratch
a chalk board…No one likes you, go away…ahhhhh
EVERYTHING is fake on this girl!
Poor girl at the age of 23 she already looks 30; so i wonder what she'll look like when she does turn 30 if she does live untill then because all that silicone might retaliate and burst into her vital organs. Sad, very sad. Heidi is rumored to be starring in her next movie with Jen Anniston; if this happens to be true, then there's a proof that Jen Annis needs a new career and a new life
Her jug-head and lopsided t*ts are a joke!
she's so fucking stupid.
unreal.
ew she looks JUST like Spencer now! CREEPY
that is the scariest effing picture i've ever seen. holy crap.
I honestly would celebrate if this stupid bitch were to drive off a cliff tonight and explode into an enormous fireball.
lol whats wrong with her face? she looks more retarded then before what a dumbass she paid money just so she can look like this? ha loser! and as for writing this bitch cant wirte shes just some dumbass trying to make it big but clearly shes not!
LMFAO! This bitch is fucking delusional! So much so that it is actually alarming! "writing a movie"?!? WOW! She's funny! I swear, that broad will say/do ANYTHING to remain relevant! So sad!
OMG…Make it FUCKING STOP!!!!
I can't wait. She should released it like her music videos, so I could view it online. Its been a while since I've had a really good laugh.
she looks terrible!
:/
SO MUCH FAKENESSS……SO MUCH PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!
i pray and hope to god that she knows she looks like absolute SHIT hahaha you fucking pathetic person.
Oh my, is she supossed to be smiling?