"I've been in a lot of trouble. I've been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I don't drink any more. Right now. But that's just today. Drinking is shitty for me, I don't know how to compose myself. I don't know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fucked up."
- Shia LaDouche tells FHM magazine