Seaside Height$$$ Should Be Thankful To Snooki!

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They're going to have one hell of a summer because of her!

Though many Italian-Americans in New Jersey are offended by MTV's The Jersey Shore because the cast holds up a mirror to the thousands of guidos & guidettes in NJ it falsely portrays the culture in the Garden State, some are thanking their lucky pickles that the show came about.

Like every hotel manager, boardwalk bartender and Karma waitress in Seaside Heights!

The small shore town will be booming this summer says the town's executive director of Business Improvement, Maria Maruca. She believes that The Situation and his friends have brought a "economic benefit" to Seaside that they never had before and will never have again. Maria explains:

"There's the curiosity factor. Celebrities draw crowds. That's going to give us an edge that we didn't have before. The exposure that the show brought to Seaside Heights — when every late-night host is talking about Snooki, when Leonardo DiCaprio is talking about the show — we could never have afforded that type of media. This is more than we could ever have asked for."

Seriously! Maria explains that the boardwalk was even packed during the winter, just so folks could see the places their favorite guidos frequented!

Guess you haters aren't really seeing the bigger picture here! Your lo$$!

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    Posted: Apr 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm / Email this  »

    38 comments to “Seaside Height$$$ Should Be Thankful To Snooki!”



    1. 1

      Oh Snooki, you're so…shit, I don't know the word. You just are.



    2. 2

      why doesn't anyone tell her she looks ridiculous



    3. 3

      You know what, the guidos/guidettes who are pissed are so funny.. Dude if the hat fits!!



    4. 4

      I'd love to see her get punched again.



    5. 5

      This greasy, lipless, fish smell looking waste of flesh is half Chilean. That cancels any Italian or Sicilian she may have in her. She's like a multatto half-breed. For the record, like the Jersey Shore needed them to promote it. Now all they'll get is young money where anyone who knows anything about vacation areas knows that it's the 30+ money you want.



    6. 6

      Hey, better that these guys get famous then that nut-job Kate gosselin.



    7. 7

      "Celebrities draw crowds". LOL. The fans of these losers are most likely undesirables who will cause nothing but trouble.



    8. 8

      This little troll will soon not be able to fit under her bridge —



    9. 9

      seaside is packed in the summer regardless of whether or not these kids were there.
      great…can't wait for the bennies and tourists



    10. 10

      I swear Snooki looks like Christina Aguilera but brown



    11. 11

      Haters???? LMAO, so because we are not falling down wanting a piece of the scum of the earth you so love we are haters?? Yep, sure am, and as for the "big" picture, good for them. So glad they are getting business. As for me, and I think I can speak for others here, we could car less.. I have no urge, desire or want to go and part or hang out at the "S\hore". If others do and it brings money, jobs to that town, honestly, good fo them, but it will still not take away from the fact that Snookie is nasty, vile and disgusting, along with the rest of the cast. Gross, i want to vomit each time I see a pic of her or situation. Hey, going to the zoo to see a new species of animal is a draw, does not mean someone wants to take one home as a pet.



    12. 12

      HA! We always called Seaside, Sleeze-side. THE crappiest of Jersy shore towns.



    13. 13

      Re: Spindoc – yOu would think that, but me thinks this is your living or joy in life, to respond on the opposing sid of an argument in order to get a rise. Hence, the name Spindoc.. If you honestly support boozing, whoring, ignorant, objectifying, talentless pigs like these people over a woman making an honest living to provide for herself and her children, well, that says a lot about you and no one needs to fight you, because you do not matter. Your opinion is that of a person with a twisted way of viewing life..



    14. 14

      She looks like a fat, deep-fried Christina Aguilera from her Dirrty days.



    15. 15

      I live in new jersey and jersey shore is nothing like the state. I hate when people protray a state in a way they want it to be when real jersians know what the truth is



    16. 16

      lol



    17. 17

      If she stopped making that ugly smirk and had a decent hairstyle she might be kind of cute.



    18. 18

      Gilrfriend, at least invest in a little filler for that upper lip.



    19. 19

      Is it me or does she look kind of…..manish?



    20. 20

      I have lived in New Jersey my entire life. I am Italian. I married an Italian. I have never come across anyone who resembles a cast member from the Jersey Shore. I love the show, so I'm not knocking it, just saying that it's really not a fair representation of New Jersey.



    21. 21

      Seaside is the dirtiest part of Jersey! If it brings money into the economy down there, all the better. But please don't mistake all of these idiots for Jerseans, it's bad enough that two of them are.



    22. 22

      she can't be a guidette, she is not italian, she is from Chile look it up

    23. barny says – reply to this


      23

      Snooki is just plain UGLY.



    24. 24

      snooki looks like your neighbors grown up gifted child that you avoid talking to.yes?



    25. 25

      Seaside is a shithole, and has been falling apart for years. The real Jersey shore is nothing like that.



    26. 26

      All these random assholes have to come vacation here now? Great..



    27. 27

      obviously perez has never been to new jersey, or had dinner with a real italian-american family. a "mirror"… hahaha



    28. 28

      she would look so much better if she cut off her head. nah, she would still be a blob. yuck.



    29. 29

      i live in new jersey. for such a small state, it has alot of towns and cities that i never even heard of. seaside is a fun place to go during the week. anyways, new jersey also has the river, fishing, jumping off the bridge into the river, cornfields, four wheeling, dirt biking, quarries, exploring etc! its not all guido style people



    30. 30

      no one realizes how annoying this is going to be now. it's hard enough in the summer to get to the beach and the seaside area in general. now we have these annoying assholes coming back into our area and causing chaos. it's absurd. i'd prefer to walk the boardwalk with my friends and not get harassed and annoyed by loud, greasy guidos and guidettes. i also don't need to see anymore bennies in our area. stay in your own state.



    31. 31

      With all that extra fat, she should put some in her lips.



    32. 32

      I live five minutes from Seaside Heights and seriously… we DON'T need this publicity. Rentals in our area have SKYROCKETED and not just for the summer but for winter rentals, and yearly rentals as well. Being 22, I can't afford to put a down payment on a house at this moment in time, so I'm left to rent. This really sucks.



    33. 33

      Jersey Shore is casting again!!! jerseyshorecasting.com



    34. 34

      Well, that's one good thing about Jersey Shore, I guess. The cons still outweigh the pros though.



    35. 35

      omg an octopus!!!…oh wait, thats her hair



    36. 36

      IF THAT SHORT FAT GIRL HADN'T BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY THE TEACHER AT THE BAR NO ONE WOULD HAVE TUNED IN.



    37. 37

      why do all the guido's have tiny heads and pointed hair to look taller? why do all the girls have large fake boobs growing in opposite directions and big thighs?



    38. 38

      Does she not realize her hair looks fucking retarded? Fat retards are so sad. She probably has rats living in that foul looking head of hers.