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Slutty And Jude Law's Receding Hairline Are Engaged??

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What barf-inducing wonderful news!

Jude Law and his whore, Sluttyienna Miller, have apparently gotten engaged for a second time!

As we all know, the home wreckers enjoyed the first edition of their beautiful romance and were set to be married way back in 2005, until Jude couldn't keep it in his pants anymore and boned the nanny of his children!

As true love cannot be separated for long, however, the gruesome twosome reconciled at Christmas, and Slutty has been spotted ALREADY wearing her old engagement ring.

But because she's such a clever little sneak, she's trying to throw off the press's scent by wearing it on the wrong hand!

A source says:

"They do not want to make the engagement official which is why Sienna is wearing the ring on the wrong hand. They are keeping it secret, but are very happy and really hope it's going to work out. Jude has been to visit Sienna's parents and her sister Savannah and has worked hard to redeem himself."


May their collective STDs love continue to flourish!

[Image via WENN.]

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22 comments to “Slutty And Jude Law's Receding Hairline Are Engaged??”

  1. CHTsh says – reply to this


    They were actually just vacationing together in Kep, Cambodia.

  2. 2

    I had such a crush after The Talented Mr. Ripley. Man, that was a long time ago.

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  4. 4

    he must be the stupidest thing on the planet to get mixed up with this piece of trash again.

  5. 5

    Can't you ever drop the labels? Whore? That was old news.

  6. 6

    Good for them!

  7. 7

    good for them….they deserve each other.

  8. 8

    I think its nice they're back together. They seemed like a great couple before he stuffed it up with cheating. Hopefully they can get it right this time AND hopefully you can get over your obsession with her and stop calling her a 'whore' - its sooooo old and tired fatty (bit like you huh???).

  9. 9

    Luv, I read what you said, and nowhere does it say they're engaged. I'm with Gecko, I'd love to see him stomp your ass. You tube, anyone?

  10. 10

    I have an idea - does anybody have the talent to get some of Perez's pictures and photoshop some labels and Perez-appropriate white markings to decorate them? If you do and you can post them, please, PLEASE let me know. That would be awesome.

  11. 11

    Jude Law is charming and an extremely sexy man (receding hair line and all). He's also very very talented. Hmmmm. All the things that YOU are not! So that's why you pick at him. Oh, I get it now. I feel sorry for you, Perez :(

  12. 12

    Perez sucks Angie's cock!
    I hope Jude goes all REPO-MEN on your ass, dude.

  13. 13

    She's slept with all the men in London so she has to start again

  14. 14

    The perfect engagement gift: penicillin.
    Will Balthazar Getty give her away?
    Will the nuptials be held in "Shittsburgh"?

  15. 15

    um i might be a a little lost but is "sluttyiena" really her name? LMFAO

  16. 16

    What went with my post??????

  17. 17

    Good luck with that!

  18. 18

    Receding hairline? Like yours is anywhere near your eyebrows? He's a man. It happens. Deal with it.

  19. 19

    I hate her so much! They really deserve each other

  20. 20

    What did she do that is so bad? He cheated. If she wants him back
    so be it. She didn't take him back for quite a while so maybe he
    will be faithful this time around! The look gorgeous together. Great
    for them.

  21. 21

    Why don't you call Madonna a whore? How many married men has she been with? Hippo-crite.

  22. 22

    Re: Kellergirl – Not to mention queen whore Angie and all the married men she's whored with.