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Hef Happy To Be Monogamous Now!

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Not something one would believe of the ancient playboy, but maybe by the time you hit 350-years old, you start to think about settling down.

Hugh Hefner as decided to be a one woman man with his new Playmate Crystal Harris because she is the "real deal." After years of multiple girlfriends, Hef says he has finally found "true love" and isn't looking to taint that with other ladies. He explains:

"She's very real, and although she has her aspirations, the major thing in her life is our relationship. The problem with some of the other girls is that there were other motivations, their careers. This is more like true love."

And while he never seemed to give a damn about monogamy before, his new outlook has given him wisdom that'd he like to share with famous cheating creeps, Tiger Woods and Jesse James. While at his birthday party in Vegas this weekend, he explained what he would say to them, saying:

"When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it's not the same as cheating. I don't cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock's husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying."

The voice of reason! Hef should have gotten to these guys sooner!

[Image via WENN.]

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39 comments to “Hef Happy To Be Monogamous Now!”

  1. 1

    That old fart doesnt really think women are really into HIM, do they? bwahahahahahaha….$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

  2. 2

    hahahahaha! I bet what's her face Holly Madison must be livid! hahahahaahahahahahahahaaha

  3. 3

    1. that woman is wayyy hotter than those fugly ass girl next store beoootches. Im talking about you Holly!

    2. if heff thinks that woman "loves" him and that her career aspirations are 2nd to her "love" for heff then he deserves to get whatever is coming to him. get that $$ girl!!!!

  4. 4

    yeah cuz women fall in love with men old enough to be their great grandfather everyday!!!!!

  5. 5

    OMFG! True love? There is no fool like an old fool!

  6. 6

    Ok Hef, you have some points. But why don't you really, really wow us and go commit to a much older woman who is also very beautiful and classy and leave the kids alone. And by older we mean not trying to slide in a 45 or 50 year old but maybe a 60 or 70 year chick. That would really make a statement.

  7. 7

    hasnt this dudes dick fallen off yet?

  8. 8

    350-years old lollllllllll

  9. 9

    Oh how sweet. That actually brings tears to my eyes. Imagine, Hef has finally found true love. *cough*cough*

  10. 10

    Yeah, Hef… she's really into you… No, Really! She Is! Take another sip of your Koolaide…

  11. 11

    Oh come on! Does Heff really think she "loves" him.. as in "true love"?! get real.. either he is getting stupid in his old age or he thinks the public is stupid.. a young woman like that loving him.. LOL

  12. chlyn says – reply to this


    Pfffft!!! Only Hef is allowed to have a career?

  13. 13

    TRUE LOVE? Hef, she sucks you for all that free surgery she can get out of you, that's how some of his ex-girlfriends want anyways. Ask around its true.

  14. 14

    Why does he remind me of a crocodile so much?

  15. 15

    What? He didn't like the fact that they sucked his shrivelled up nutsack for their own advancement? –

  16. 16

    Um, yeah. This one loves him. Yep. That's it, she really does. Yooooou betcha.

  17. 17

    Crystal's cool and nice so I approve. She's much smarter and nicer than the twins.

  18. 18

    Re: chlyn


  19. 19

    No, the real immorality of cheating is the fact that it is …..cheating!!!!! The major thing in her life is his money.

  20. 20

    Somebody…somebody unplug his ass.

  21. 21

    I am a fortunate girl, to not have my circumstances, force me to have to suck his cock.

  22. VIKOR says – reply to this


    She looks like a blonde version of his former wife, Barbie Benton. Google it. They are both gorgeous! I like his statement too: "The real immorality of infidelity is the lying."

  23. VIKOR says – reply to this


    Obviously, she's in it for the $$$$$$$… no brainer.

  24. 24

    HA! yeah right…. the only thing she wants from this 100 year old grand-grand-grandpa is his good looks and Victorian charms… if that were the case, why not go to her local sanatorium? enough of these desirable bachelors there… pfff

  25. 25

    Re: VIKOR – Hef and Barbi were not married - just shacked-up.

  26. 26

    Hear, hear, Hef. I agree. When I was young and dating, I never had a problem with guys I dated dating other women, or us having any sort of "open" relationship, as long as we're honest with each other. Don't commit to someone and then dick around behind their back.
    Crystal looks sweet, and I wish them happiness.

  27. 27

    Mah God, are you kidding me? If you've seen the show, she acts exactly like a nurse: yelling things because he can't hear, explaining them, shuffling him around. Pathetic.

  28. 28

    well i hope he finds what he's looking for..
    and age ain't nothing but a number ppl!!!
    i tend to like older guys as well.
    idk why. i just do. regardless of how much money they make.

  29. 29

    He's a very insecure man!!

  30. 30

    She's pathetic. She's probably trying to marry him before he dies in order to get his fortune.

  31. 31

    AND she's pretty! The other girls (don't remember their names, one was called Kendra) were NOT cute. But this one's gorgeous!

  32. ixab says – reply to this


    crystal is fugly!
    and Holly was very into him, the prob was that he never wanted to commit, so she had to leave. But how can he think this crystal meth girl loves him? bwha ha ha. Not even close to what holly loved him

  33. 33


  34. 34

    GET BACK WITH HOLLY ALREADY!!!!!!!!! or at least Bridget! She seems less manipulative. lol

  35. 35

    Wait, what happened to the twins?

  36. 36

    Love you Hef! Well spoken from the Playboy man of wisdom. Hef has always been straight up about his intentions, no lies, no BS. Take pointers Tiger and Jesse, the two fakest men on the planet! Hef actually waited until he was married before he had sex. He has never cheated, and has always been open! I will tolerate an honest man than a lying one any day!

  37. 37


  38. 38

    This Crystal girl is fugly & a hosebag. He was married to the most beautifu woman around & fucked it up. Kimberly Conrad. Not only is she more closer to his age but she is still smokin' & the mother to his kids. He's an old, wrinkled asswipe. Give it a rest old man.

  39. 39

    OMG, men are just so stupid. Yeah Hef, she just loves you for yourself! Sheesh! If you were the local plumber or butcher, do you think she would have anything to do with you? By all means, convince yourself that it's true love and watch your bank account diminish!