Hope Simpleton Doesn't Watch Glee!
They're going to take a cheap shot at her tonight!
In the much anticipated return of Glee, the show gives a low-blow to Jessica Simpson in the form of a humorous voiceover by Finn, played by the adorable Cory Monteith. In the premiere, Finn says:
“Sometimes I wish I could be more like Coach Tanka. He pulled a Jessica Simpson — you know, lost his fiancé, gained 40 pounds, stopped showering, and everyone acts like that is totally normal.”
Ouch!
So should we expect to see bits of blonde and foundation all over the streets when Jessica blows a gasket tonight? According to a close pal who spoke to Life & Style, not so much. Seems Simpleton has toughened up and is so used to being a "punching bag" that it doesn't phase her anymore.
Sure. After you've been called sexual napalm in a nation publication, nothing else should really bother you!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: girls with low self-esteem, glee
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why is she famous again? she never could sing to begin with……..
Hysterical!!!!
Give her a break!
I wouldn't call that a cheap shot, I'd call that bad writing & a lame attempt at humor.
what the fuck, Glee? I love the show but that's hitting below the belt… I really wish people would leave her alone. I've seen some really good interviews with her lately and totally LOVE where she is today. She's gorgeous, smart, and she's starting to radiate self-confidence. I didn't used to be a fan but I am now. So yeah, fucki you GLEE for fucking with a sweet girl that really doesn't deserve it. Shame on you!
She's looking short & dumpy, as usual. It's rare when hit shows talk about fat, Z-listers.
It's coach TANAKA.. get it right you wannabe Gleek!
btw….her show?
UNWATCHABLE.
That is laughs!! LOLOLOLOL!
GLEE IS GOING FOR CHEAP SHOTS NOW?
thats really crapping of the writers for doing that.
Perez, why are so mean to this girl? You're only making people like her more!
Honestly, I thought better of Glee than to go this low. Someone must have had writer's block or something for this episode. Lame.
I don't watch it either… I watched the pilot on itunes and thought it was kind of queer- thank god i'm not the only one who doesn't watch it
Im not a big fan of her…
But gaining 40 pounds and not showering?
Its a sick world if people get their entertainment by putting down others.
I have never seen this show but if its script is just about putting others down then i have no desire to.
Her show is a travesty. She travels around the world with her idiot friends and laughs at the indigenous people she visits, all while having spa treatments and being pampered. It's so stupid and ridiculous - she could have done a lot with that show and made a joke out of it. She's an idiot. She deserves the comment on Glee - maybe it'll knock her down a few.
Never watched it before BUT after reading this,they are definitely worth watching.Anyone who makes fun of this phoney two-faced skank ,deserves praise.
LOL!
wow that sux..
hope she sues.
Re: tateration2 – um sorry but when does confidence mean not showering until your hair smells and using your sleave to brush your teeth because the girl is too lazy to grab a tooth brush with some paste? she needs' to shut up. she hasnt gotten confidence she has just given up and telling people "hey dont shower dont take of yourself and you will be aokay look at how well im doing!" i mean this girl has a bowl of pasta in her head instead of a actual brain.
It was funny because it's the truth, and because it came from Finn. He's a lovable doofus anyway. Had it been Sue, Puck or Kurt, then it would've been harsh.
jessica simpson has more talent than all the cast members of glee put together… glee sucks ass
Jessica just plain sucks. Whats sad is that some of the stuff that is said about her is true. Jessica said herself that she doesn't wash her hair except about three times a month, and she doesn't brush her teeth everyday. If the stupid skank can't keep her mouth shut about her personal life, then every writer has the right to make fun of her. Jessica is the only dumb nitwit who would make this public, so why not make fun of her. I don't know of any other celebrity who would share info like this, but dumbass Jessica would.
Jessica said in the January 2009 issue of Marie Claire that she only washes her hair two to three times a month; and in the May 2010 issue of Marie Claire she does not wash it until it starts to smell; She loves to burp and fart, she does not brush her teeth either.
Jessica is F'ed up in the head BIG time. for all of those who want people to leave her alone, not gonna happen.
People (myself included) are sick of seeing her and hearing about her.
She's a z-list celebrity wanna be who can't keep or stay married to a man.
She's SO over it's not even funny.