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The Simpleton Talks EVEN More About Her Desperation!!

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Jessica Simpson - whose body, btw, is apparently just as tired of her word vomit as we are and is attempting to eat her head - is still acting super sad and complaining about being single once again!

She says:

"I just want a normal man! Somebody who's normal! That's it! I think I've said I've wanted to date a doctor … A chef…"

Wow, she's not even attempting to sound self-reliant anymore, is she?

Well, at least we can respect that! Wear your desperation loud and proud, bb!

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53 comments to “The Simpleton Talks EVEN More About Her Desperation!!”



  1. 1

    sweety I agree……………….find a normal man

    just not another jessasshole

    there are MILLIONS



  2. 2

    Oh, lay off. She'll find the right man for her in time. She doesn't need you mocking her loneliness. At least she can get herself a piece off ass, unlike you.



  3. 3

    YOU CALLED HER WHAT??????????????????????

    FUCK U ASSHOLE……………leave her alone



  4. 4

    I've decided that I'm only pursuing strippers now. Sorry Ms. Simpson. Not "normal" enough for you anymore.



  5. 5

    What is wrong with describing the kind of many you are looking for? That is not desperate. Desperate is the way you throw yourself at Robert Pattinson.



  6. 6

    It's hard to find the right guy. So true that she should look for someone normal. Although, Nick was kind of normal -wasn't he? Can't help it if the chemistry isn't there though…



  7. 7

    Leave her alone - she is one of the few celebrities out there who keeps it real. I like her and her show.



  8. 8

    Wow! Why do you hate this girl so much? For the female writers: Jessica is the girl you wished you were in high school, because that's the emotional level that you're still on! Perez: You wish you were a beautiful girl just like her! Jealousy is so SAD!!



  9. 9

    Listen. Girl is hotter than 75% of us. All normal guys would be thrilled with a chance to be with her. I am 29. A mother of 3. I weigh 130 lbs at 5'4". Guys consider me hot. She is being honest. Not desperate. Why would she want someone that is not a normal guy. Most of us do not have to compare to 5'7" at 100 lbs. That is not normal. Jessica Simpson relates to the rest of the world. We all think she is goregous. Any man in my town would be very happy with a "real woman" like Jessica.



  10. 10

    At least she's still rich and pretty.



  11. 11

    Normal? You want someone normal? How about someone that can put up with your childish, spoiled ways? You are nowhere close to being normal, you are whiny, self involved, and a high maintenance kind of girl. If you find anyone who can put up with your unbelievably little girl ways, then you should hold onto him. You forget we saw what you were like in Newlyweds, a spoiled little diva, who thought that being a another dumb blond with a nice butt would get you places. The minute you pulled what you did in your marriage, you lost all right to complain about finding a real man. You are just one lucky duck that Nick never came forward and really said what went on. Take a hint, smarten up, stop playing the victim and disappear for awhile, while some may take pity on you, that can only carry you for so long. Instead of asking for a real man, why don't you figure out how to be a real woman!



  12. 12

    Unfortunately she had a normal man & fucked that up big-time. Nick Lachey was normal (for a celeb), & HOT, but more importantly he treated her NICE. He adored her, supported her, carried her, was always surprising her & even respected the fact she wanted to be a virgin until they married. She had it all. Too bad this sad sack had to fuck that up. Her fame went & bloated her head bigger than it bloated her body.



  13. 13

    Jessica want a normal man!The man needed to have money???Plz let me know.Thanks



  14. 14

    ++
    John Mayer said you were "Sexual Napalm"!
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    How many dudes could KEEP DELIVERING the Big OOOOO to Jessica?
    ++
    Maybe I could talk Tiger into meeting up with this hot blooded beauty.
    ++
    I sure am tired of Tiger stroking me.
    ++
    Jessica would be a nice change of pace.



  15. 15

    To her credit, she has at least had a number of relationships which puts a win in her column and still a big fat zero in yours Mario. I do think if she wants a "regular guy" she should maybe rid herself of that joined at the hip odd lap dog relationship she has with Ken Paves and maybe do some volunteer work that doesn't involve publicity. Unfortunately, if she did find a nice guy her father would probably try to pimp out the relationship like he did with her first one.



  16. 16

    Isn't this where Lindsay Lohan shows up, and they become best friends until a tragedy happens, and then they say they barely know each other?



  17. 17

    leave her alone,she will be fine.



  18. 18

    I don't think that's desperate. What's wrong with her wanting a boyfriend? The biological clock is a powerful thing. If she wants kids, she may not want to be an over-30 first time mom. I don't think she ever expected that, even if that's what happens in the long run. She's very rich, but she wants what money can't buy. She may be in a whole different reality before long anyway because I don't think she's seen the last of Mayer!



  19. 19

    she's jennifer love hewitt 2.0



  20. 20

    She did have a normal man! His name was Nick Lachey. Her and her crazy father thought that she could do a hotter and richer guy, but hah! Look at where that's gotten her. Should've kept Nick when you had him!



  21. 21

    What the fuck has she ever done to you Perez? Lay off.



  22. 22

    Move back to Texas, Jessica.
    Ain't any normal men in Hollywood.
    Date a normal guy.
    -
    But you won't.
    Is something stopping you from doing this?
    Yup, you're addicted to the lights and attention.
    You're just talking out your ass.
    There are no victims. Only volunteers.
    -
    Your pimpin ass dad should take you back home to Texas and do the right thing by you.



  23. 23

    i like her dress..
    she looks pretty



  24. 24

    There is no such thing as a normal man. All men are pigs cheaters or lazy or gay like her b/f hair dresser K P. Either be happy with what you have or die alone. Be happy you have $ and choices.



  25. 25

    umm she's desperate because someone asked her what kind of man she wants and she answered?



  26. 26

    So… date doctor Phil. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that meeting.



  27. 27

    Perez, leave her alone you pedo. At least she doesn't have to put a video up on her website begging for dates. Or have you forgotten about that already?



  28. 28

    First of all, you calling her desperate is completely hypocritical. You use your site to drool over guys who are either way out of your league, or far too young for you, not to mention you using your site to campaign for work on American Idol. You're just a big famewhore, no better than Speidi. I hope Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jessica Simpson get you in a dark alley and kick your ass for all the shit you tgalk about them. You deserve it.



  29. 29

    Really, mocking her heartbreak she's had to go through publicly just isn't funny. I don't think there's anything wrong with her wanting someone that's a sweet stable person. I don't think she's desperate, she's just voicing what will cut it and what won't. Nothing wrong with wanting someone to have your back.



  30. 30

    So what she wants a normal guy? How does this in anyway make her desperate? What's desperate is a 30 something guy literally drooling over young boys and taking any opportunity to humiliate the little girls that date them. You'll never appreciate normal because you're abnormal.



  31. 31

    Re: stepford wifey – Yep. People with high standards end up alone because the world just doesn't work like that. Deal with the bullshit because it is what it is.



  32. 32

    I hate this girl and stop giving her press! Hadn't seen anything about her in awhile here. Please, too many people just want to forget her and that sleaze bag Papa of hers. He knows how the general public feels about him but he just can't get rid of that smug smile of his face!
    Goddamn man spends sleepless night trying to come up with new ideas to pitch to pimp out his annoying girls. So what # has she descended to now? A "C" or a "D"?



  33. 33

    Shouldn't have left Nick, Jessica! You thought you were getting big and was too good for him…..bet you regret it now!



  34. 34

    What about a brokeass higschool teacher. I am about as regular as they come.



  35. 35

    Good Lord, I don't even know where to begin…
    I'm guessing her point is,
    1. Actors aren't normal.
    2. Chefs ARE normal.
    3. She's not sure if she said she wanted to date a doctor.



  36. 36

    She is like a poor man's jennifer aniston



  37. 37

    She's very obviously back to "comfort eating", isn't she? You can always tell when this chick is depressed…her neck disappears as she pack on the pounds! And what happened to fixing your hair before you leave the house?!



  38. 38

    She's has been, and is going to get, the wonderfulness that she put her ex-husband through. Whether you like him or not(and we know you don't Perez) he seems to be living his life drama free.



  39. 39

    OK, seriously–why do you feel the need to bag on Jessica CONSTANTLY??? I can count on one hand the straight and mostly single white females you DO like–the rest of then, like Jessica, Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Aubrey O'Day, Nadine Coyle, Sienna Miller, Ke$ha, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Szohr, Vanessa Hudgens (though I think she may be another race, but she DEFINITELY receives unwarranted bashing from you), Mischa Barton, Katie Holmes, Kate Gosselin, and the list goes on and on…

    Some of those listed may deserve negative press, but most of them have never done a thing to you–except date guys you lust after (many times inappropriately because they're WAYYY too young for you!!). When you look at the sheer number of white women who are ROUTINELY bashed by your site, it becomes a very alarming trend you've got going on–and those were just off the top of my head! Meanwhile, any woman of color, especially those of Latin descent, can do no wrong. Nor, apparently, can any person who happens to be gay–or those you try to force into coming out.



  40. 40

    You constantly preach about how hate based on minority status and sexual preference is wrong, which it is–but the kind of racism, sheer hatred and undeserved and blatant harrassment you constantly spew is just as wrong.

    You really need to take a long, hard look at all the non-newsworthy, just blatantly CRUEL AND UNCALLED-FOR things you constantly post on your site and figure out why this double standard you exhibit is 'OK' to you…because it's NOT ok and everyone is starting to see right through it all to what you REALLY represent.

    Just stick to VALID gossip and entertainment news—quit with all the racist pure hatred that has been dominating your site lately.



  41. 41

    Re: stepford wifey – Hey, you and Isabel…not all guys are pigs and cheaters!….Lazy? Well, that may be another thing altogether! Seriously, I have to side with the "high standards" folks…I'm holding out for the man who lights my fire AND warms my heart…corny, I know. But, if that is asking for too much, I think I would rather end up alone…and be the "crazy cat lady" on the block where I live!



  42. 42

    ALL THE NORMAL MEN ARE WHITE-COLLAR GUYS LIKE ME, PROBLEM IS WE DON'T HAVE FLASHY CARS AND MONEY TO SHOW OFF ALL THE TIME LIKE YOU WANT IT JESSICA!! I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND YOU'LL DATE A NAMELESS "CHEF". GO TO COLLEGE, GET NORMAL FRIENDS. IN THE MEAN TIME, FUCK OFF!!

  43. 6one9 says – reply to this


    43

    She's fake IMO.. Maybe a regular guy would bring her back down to earth with “` the real people. :)



  44. 44

    Don't get me wrong i love love love perez, but you say Jessica wears her DESPERATION. Was'nt you who made a video a couple of month ago about how hard it was for you to find love…….I'm just saying.. "POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK" !!!!!

  45. JoeyW says – reply to this


    45

    Since when is wanting to date a nice guy 'desperate'? We all know there is only one true desperate person here Mario, and it's you!!



  46. 46

    She had a wonderful NORMAL man in Nick but she blew that one big time! Stop your complaining… your maid made your bed and now you have to lie in it with your gay boyfriend Ken!



  47. 47

    Why all the hate Mario? J Simps is harmless



  48. 48

    poor girl leave her alone!!



  49. 49

    Lay off her Perez. Everyone wants love, companionship and stability. Even you. We all make mistakes in choosing a partner at some point and she is no different. And describing the type of mate you want is not desperate. We all do it. She appears to be a sweet girl who seems to have a good head on her shoulders.



  50. 50

    Shut your mouth Jessica Simpson; you had one of the hottest men on the face of the planet (no, not fucking Tony Romo, NICK LACHEY!) and you divorced him! I don't feel sorry for your dating woes.



  51. 51

    Have you noticed, every time Perez shits on her, she just gets prettier? I guess that would make sense, since he is HUMAN FERTILIZER!!

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    52

    I hear women saying they want a 'normal' guy all the time, and then they chase after the hot shots. The list of guys she's dated pre and post Lachey are far from 'normal'; most are actors or musicians. Maybe she means now.



  53. 53

    Jessica IS desperate! She ALWAYS talks about how she wants to get married or calling her current boyfriend "The One". and If she' is not dating anyone she goes on and on and on about wanting a boyfriend. It's annoying and pathetic.

    Maybe if you told daddy to F off you MIGHT have a chance at getting married again ( But somehow I doubt it).