Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Maybe he won't get any pesky flying pranksters this time!
The United States Golf Association reportedly received the douchebag's entry on Monday!
Wow! He wasted no time!
We suppose when your personal life is a disaster, all you have to focus on is your work!!
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