Attention, slam pigs!
Bret Michaels has been released back into society! Phew!
The former Poison frontman and reality whore's appendix wasn't feeling too badass on Monday, so he had an emergency appendectomy in San Antonio, TX. However, doctors falsely thought he might have had an infection so he stuck around an extra day to be supervised!
He was fine, though.
Silly doctors! We could have informed them ourselves that whatever infection they thought Bret might have was clearly not from his appendix! That was probably his only organ to be STD-free!
We kid, we kid.
In all seriousness, we're happy to know that he's all right! Appendicitis can get pretty dangerous if it bursts before medical help, so he's lucky to have caught it in time!
[Image via WENN.]