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Holy Jesus!

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Those are some inneresting abdominal muscles!

Some parishioners at a Catholic church in Oklahoma are a bit disturbed by a 10 foot tall crucifix showing Jesus Christ with abs resembling a peen!

Rev. Philip Seeton of the church explains:

"There are a couple people who have left the parish. There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed. I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there."

Umm, WE see it!

What do U think?

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102 comments to “Holy Jesus!”

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  1. 1

    A big fucking hard-on.

  2. 2

    That's a pretty big cock Jesus has there, and those balls are HUGE !!

  3. Linny says – reply to this


    dayum-JC's packin'!
    I figured as much!

  4. 4

    The whole thing is tacky. God isnt smiling.

  5. 5

    Totally see it!

  6. 6

    Maybe he just haves a really BIG Dick?

  7. 7

    Jesus was HUNG!

  8. 8

    i see two

  9. 9

    omg thats crazy

  10. 10

    I see it haha

  11. 11

    A huge hard on! That MIGHT make me go to church!

  12. 12

    That is just uncalled for.

  13. 13

    Re:kissmyassobama~ If god did indeed make Jesus in "his own image" then I bet he's SMILIN' like a mo fo at that! LOL

  14. 14

    how innaproprite….

  15. 15

    Jesus Christ! I may just return to the flock. Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

  16. 16

    ahahahaahahahhahahaha … gross… get that sh*t outta here!

  17. 17

    I recognized it before I even read the post, how could you not? lol.

  18. 18

    You have gone too far. This is so disrespectful. Please remove this picture from your site. Anything for more publicity………………..I cannot even look at your peice of sh*t website again with this type of junk on it. I hope others agree.

  19. 19

    Yeah, real story of course. And the skull at the bottom of the cross is also normal !?

  20. 20

    Ironic that Jesus with a boner would be hanging in a Catholic Church AND private church elementary school.
    The local news did a story about this church and it is about 4 blocks from my house. The parents of the school kids are mad about it, but the priest doesn't mention them…………..

  21. 21

    Blasphemy! Sin! The image of Jesus Christ is to be respected. This image has to be returned to be modified. Please, respect our Jesus Christ!!!!!

  22. 22

    really…who approved that thing for the church?

  23. 23

    alright perez
    i understand this your job
    but please dont use the name of jesus christ in vain.

  24. Phaze says – reply to this


    Is that what that's supposed to be? Abs? All I see is a dick coming out of his stomach.

  25. micek says – reply to this


    Shame on you! Aren't you even afraid of God? Are you still human bings???????????

  26. 26

    Looks like cock and balls to me! Dude, those balls are huge and that cock… wow. What the hell were they thinking?

  27. 27

    for all the people who are saying omg this is putting Jesus' name in vane and all of that…the church bought it, the church displayed it…why are you giving Perez heck for posting it when it was also posted on the news? He isn't mocking it.

  28. micek says – reply to this


    Shame on you! So disrespectful! I'm getting tired of your way of thinking and anger and disrespect to everyone who is not gay!!!

  29. 29

    blashemy.. this is nothing new to me.

  30. 30

    So disrespectful

  31. 31

    guess he really was hung. LMAO

  32. 32

    I didn't even know what this post was about and my first thought was "wow his abdomen looks SO wrong."

  33. 33

    You post this but yet you refuse to talk about Tila Tequila based on ETHICS?!! *boggle*

  34. 34

    He got it up when Sally Kern came in to whore herself.

  35. 35

    good lord
    take that shit down!

  36. 36

    What the fuckkk?? that is soo disrespectful on so many levels, you all that don't agree should be ashamed on yourselves. Jesus is not a joke!

  37. 37

    that's horrible and disturbing!

  38. 38

    That's the FIRST thing I noticed. I thought I was being a perv and you were gonna talk about that ridiculous skull. If he were the Jesus in Family Guy's world, I bet he'd ask his dad for the biggest one.

  39. 39

    Who CAN'T see that!!!! He's hung.

  40. mgh says – reply to this


    that is horrific. im not a catholic. but even i am repulsed. that is rotten

  41. 41

    I see peen. we're gonna burn in hell!….. who's bringing the ice with them?

  42. 42

    is that at sally the hater's church perez? Isn't she married to a pastor of some type?

  43. 43

    I just think that is inappropiate and makes of mockery of Jesus…nothing impressive about it

  44. 44

    that's inappropriate

  45. 45

    Holy hell that's disturbing…and I'm not even religious!

  46. 46

    Thats byzantine :)

  47. 47

    How can people not see it? Are they blind, or just in denial? Damn!
    As for what i think…. I think Catholic people are gay. In all senses of the word….

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  50. 50

    i AM catholic, and i think it's hysterical.

    you guys really need to lighten up. not everyone in this world is the same religion as you, and people should be able to poke fun at whatever they want.

    p.s. we live in america, and in case you've forgotten, we have this thing called freedom of speech.

  51. 51

    It's in bad taste at the expense of the parish. However, the artist must be laughing behind his teeth.

  52. Coqi says – reply to this


    What is more offensive is the fact the priest seems ambivalent. Why it hasn't been taken down and replaced is disturbing.

  53. 53

    that is just absurd,,i cant believe people would purposely look at that and think that.. and to leave the church over it i mean come on. its not even in proportion to the body hanging from the cross..ok if you want to get technical,the dude on the left is smoking a joing apparently and the one on the right is grabbin his crotch,, i mean where is it going to end..some people have such overactive imaginations,,

  54. 54

    and THAT is why i am atheist!!

  55. 55

    fuck you. I understand that you want fame, but for the sake of people who actually care, be respectful, asshole.

  56. 56

    the hekk think wring its not porn

  57. 57

    OOP! That's nasty. xD so big too

  58. 58

    OVE IT

  59. 59

    I KNEW there was a reason people worship this dude!

  60. 60

    thats definitely a dick.

  61. 61

    Certainly not abs.

  62. 62

    I wouldn't have noticed if it hadn't been pointed out. I'm from Oklahoma and, trust me, if there is an ugly, bigotted or hypocritical way for us to show our asses on a national scale, you can bet we'll find it.

  63. 63


  64. 64

    this is so fucked up…fucking pedo priests!! what next?

  65. 65

    oy! i see it too!

  66. 66

    That is just wrong!!! That church needs to replace that ASAP. They also need to look into the person who purchased the Jesus with a Peen on his stomach!!!

  67. 67

    Considering the rest of him looks emaciated…yeah, I'd say the maker of it had a great sense of humor.

  68. 68

    maybe thats that gay jesus elton john was talkin about

  69. 69

    This is fucking hilarious!! If THIS is not proof that there is something TOTALLY FUCKED with the church, I dont know WHAT is!! I mean c'mon!! That preist has to be fucking BLIND to not see that!! Its the first thing I saw!!
    All you people getting your panties in bunch need to lighten the fuck up! Perez is not on fucking CNN! Hes not sitting up there next to the Silver Fox! (As much as he wishes he was! Ha!!

  70. 70

    Hell yes hes the King of Glory!! Look at that package!!! Looks glorious to me!!
    Bwa ahahahah!!!!!!!!

  71. 71

    Artist's clever way of sticking it to the church!

  72. 72

    Really!!!What do you expect…HELLLLLOOOO…………..CATHOLIC CHURCH…Does'nt surprise me…

  73. 73

    Im pretty openminded but this is actually really disturbing, uncomfortable, and rude

  74. 74


  75. 75

    Wow……You can't help but see it..LOL..That really is in bad taste…and should be taken down and replaced.

  76. 76

    It looks like a big cock and pair of big balls to me. WOW! I am surprised they would put something like that up.

  77. 77

    oh come on, that was intentionally done.

  78. 78

    First, you make a Hebrew into a White man, then you give him a Black man's member. Y'all just can't make up y'all's mind, can y'all? PEACE.

  79. 79

    Re: ShoeWhore – lol!!

  80. 80

    Wait, those are supposed to be his abs???!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!! No way.

  81. 81

    Dude is demented and blind if he can't see it.

  82. 82

    Hehehehe that gives me the LoLz

  83. 83

    This made the rounds on the internet about 3 years ago and their just now getting upset. Why are religious persons so angry? I hate this I judge you ect- Blahhh

  84. 84

    How can the church take this seriously!?! There's no way those are abdominal muscles…if they were, we'd see a belly button! AND, like already's been mentioned, the dude on the left's smokin' somethin, the one on the right's pointin' to his crotch, the peen is the focal point of the display. Even the reaper-like skull came out of the grave to sneak a peek. Why the church hasn't taken this down is beyond my grasp!

  85. 85

    OMG!!!!!!!! Was the artist smokin a crack pipe or what??????

  86. 86

    As a Catholic, I find Rev. Seeton to be a moron. It is very obvious, so much so that he should find out who made this crucifix and complain to the manufacturer. Someone is having a huge laugh at the Catholic church's expense and this priest is too stupid to see that. Since he seems to be acknowledging there is plenty of room for interpretation as to what parishioners are seeing, he should not take any chances and take the crucifix down. I want to know what his Bishop is thinking also? Why is he allowing this priest to add to the problems the church is having? No wonder the church is in trouble.

  87. 87

    Oh My Good Gay God!!!!!

  88. 88

    Definitely. I do see it.

  89. Fosca says – reply to this


    ahahaha and the name of the masterpiece is "THE KING OF morning GLORY"

  90. 90

    it's a dick.

  91. 91

    hilarious! people on this site complaining seem to just be looking to be offended. its the church who hung it up so why dont you bitch and moan at them intead

  92. 92

    Re: kissmyassobamaUhh, I don't see Jesus smiling!! Where do you see a SMILE?? All I see smiling is the tacky fucking skull under him, now that is fucked up! *LOL*

  93. 93

    Re: micekNo, Sorry I AM NOT A HUMAN BINGS!!

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  95. 95

    haha thats fucking hilarious! ALL crucifixes should look like that!

  96. 96

    Re: waytoocute4you – jesus is SO a joke! lmao… Re: micek – no, i am not afraid of your "god," its stupid. wake up and quit following a bunch of fairytales

  97. 97

    Re: waytoocute4you – It's an X-RAY! It's really up his ASS!

  98. 98

    How are those even close to being abs??? I mean, he is th mosiah, the least you could do is give him a nice 6 pack!

  99. 99

    Good Lord, how incredibly tasteless and disrespectful to God, I'm SO ashamed of this, and the pervert who drew such an offensive depiction of Jesus Christ, our Lord And Savior!!!!


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