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It's Going To Be A Very Jolie Summer!

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Take a look Hollywood!

This is what happens when most of your children are adopted - you retain your AMAZING body!

Angelina Jolie is on the cover of next week's Entertainment Weekly and can we just say MEOW!

Still as seksi as ever, bb!

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91 comments to “It's Going To Be A Very Jolie Summer!”



  1. 1

    So they were worried that their press was getting bad and they've paid you to promote them I see. Boring, and her tattoos look like some bird flew over and crapped on her back.



  2. 2

    hmm she still looks like a skanky homewrecker to me….as well as a horrible actress



  3. 3

    that's an old pic butt boy……….and the comment about adopting "most of your" children in the dumbest thing you've said this week…………….



  4. 4

    Actually, only 1/2 of her kids are adopted - 3 out out of 6. That's not a majority. She's had 1 child and a set of twins - that's a lot. That's she's retained her super slender frame…well, that's a case of good genes…and not a lot of eating.



  5. 5

    There is nothing attractive about this emaciated, tattooed cover loon.

  6. MAESY says – reply to this


    6

    whore



  7. 7

    bor ing



  8. 8

    She's fugly. How come you never make fun of her horrible hands with all the veins sticking out? ARGH!

    Seriously, how much they pay you?



  9. 9

    She only appeals to the over 40 crowd at this point. Too bad, she used to be hot. Now her face is getting old (platic Megan Fox looks better) and her body is jacked up with tats and airbrushed stretch marks. Given her lack of work, she is pretty much irrelavent other than her husband.



  10. 10

    She's an amazing person, except for those tatoos
    soyouthinkyourecool.com



  11. 11

    What a ridiculous thing to print, words fail me! Angie had a "mommy tuck" and breast lift after her twins. She has trainers etc, she is a movie star, a public figure, she has to maintain a certain look. One pregnancy let alone two (twins at that) can screw up your figure for life. Obviously she is disciplined but she has paid her dues no matter the three adoptions!!!



  12. 12

    people stop criticize her for being with brad she's hot he's too… and jennifer is like a lil nice girl jumping from bed to bed… so she had 6 kids thats great, and that doesnt make her a whore .. she donnate money, she go to poor parts of the world who need the money more than USA.. and she's only an actress she doesnt need the atention of the media.. and she doesn't such as an actress is one of the best usa has right now



  13. 13

    home wrecking whore



  14. 14

    I don't think the skinny crackhead look should be considered as an AMAZING body. Stop kissing Angie's azz Perez…



  15. 15

    dumbest thing I've seen written all week. Seriously? Every hollywood starlet gets her form back within weeks of having their children. It has nothing to do with adoption and everything to do with personal trainers and dieticians;)



  16. 16

    funny how they place her and IRON MAN 2 in small print. LOL



  17. 17

    I think that she is gorgeous…and i am not the over 40 crowd i am 23 sooo what does that say? everyone is just jealous…i love her



  18. 18

    Angelina is one SMOKIN' HOT woman!



  19. 19

    Perez, you IDIOT: HALF of her children are adopted and HALF are biological. Not most. GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT!!!



  20. 20

    she's such a skank!



  21. 21

    Ummm…MOST of her kids are adopted? She adopted three and gave birth to three…that's hardly "most" of your kids! Besides…THREE kids still takes a toll on your body! Angelina is blessed ith a tall, lithe, thin frame! OF COURSE she's gonna retain that beautiful body! …and by the way…everyone acts like Jennifer Aniston has the best body in Hollywood. True, she DOES have a great body, but it does not come natural. She has to work her ass off for it. Angelina, on the other hand, was BORN with a great body! She couldn't be fat if she tried! Lucky her! …and she has Brad to boot! ;-)



  22. 22

    Tatoos are a TOTAL turn-off for me! And so are her home-wrecking ways!!!!!!



  23. 23

    noooooooooo!!!



  24. 24

    she is gunna look nuts when she hits 70 and has all those tattoos… dont people think about that? you will be a grandma one day and have crap on ur body! its gunna look stupid.



  25. 25

    First, she's had 3 children naturally…that's more than a lot of women ever have. Second, it's not tough to get back into great shape soon after having babies if you work at it.



  26. 26

    Re: dionisiomdq – in reply to "she go to poor parts of the world" all i can say is, that sounded ghetto lol and btw the only reason she "goes" to poor parts of the world is so she looks good in the media and so that the media wont bug her. its all a silly ploy that she uses, madonna uses, u2 uses, and other celebs. they all have TONS of money that they could give and they give 1/200th of it. its crazy.



  27. 27

    she's still a talentless homewrecking fame whore…



  28. 28

    Homewrecking whore who's a shitty actress is what Jolie is. Your low standards are showing again, Parasite. She sucks and so do you.



  29. 29

    1. holy photoshop- NO ONE believes her back looks like that. Come on.
    2. notice how they don't show her stomach??



  30. 30

    She looks like a skinny whore with the typical ugly tramp stamp.



  31. 31

    Are you fuckin kidding me Perez?! See this type of blatant bull shit makes me want to log in and leave a comment…KEEP IT REAL PEREZ! When you side with stars that you like vs ones you dislike it takes away that authenticity factor and kills the whole vibe of the site making it unappealing for your readers.
    Like that is an insult to women everywhere that workout and work hard on their bodies.
    Angelina Jolie looks like an anorexic pile of grossness!
    It's obvious she does not work out at all and simply just starves her self.
    The picture of her big belly is proof to that…she looks like a Ethiopian child and its clear she suffers from malnutrition.
    Never call that an "AMAZING" body…what a joke!



  32. 32

    Those tattoos are awful.



  33. 33

    Those tattoos are far from sexy - try low-class and tasteless. AJ and Mr. Pitt are the biggest hypocrits on earth and she has him so PW'd it is a wonder he can wipe his own butt.



  34. 34

    Skankelina Horlie (Skankie to her friends) looks *chuckles* virginal in this picture.



  35. 35

    Stupid home wrecking Whore!



  36. 36

    skank! i can't STAND her! go away please!



  37. 37

    most of her kids are not adopted she had 3 and why is she the homewrecker what about pitt if he didn't want his home "wrecked" he would of kept his sorry ass home obviously he was ready to move on and when she gets tired and bored of him she will move on and so it goes in la la land!



  38. 38

    Wow she is so HOT!!!!!!!!! I have always loved her!!



  39. 39

    work it angie !!! you look good girlfriend !



  40. 40

    God, I hope it's not going to be a Jolie summer. Uh, Fat Bob, I am over 40 and I don't like her. She is not a role model, unless it's how to steal a husband and how to get people to overlook that part with charity work.



  41. 41

    She should have stayed with Billy Bob..they made a great sideshow looking couple..She has the ugliest lips ever and those boney skinny veiny arms ..ugh i just threw up alil….



  42. 42

    AMAZING Body? You gotta be kidding me. Have you seen any pictures of her lately? She's a twig - no muscle tone, no curves.



  43. 43

    Everyday, there is so much information about Ms. Jolie´s private life that I don´t want to watch her "act" in any movie anymore. I know she has good actings skills but there is no way I can believe she´s a different person when she´s onscreen. As soon as I see her face, I remember her real name, the many kids she has, the long line of sordid affairs she´s had, everything resonates. For this reason, "Salt" is a movie I won´t watch but I hope there will be newer performers in summer movies who will be interesting and believable.



  44. 44

    I love her! Can't wait for Salt!

  45. Wrenn says – reply to this


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    A tramp with all over tramp stamps….real classy!!



  46. 46

    I'll agree with pretty much everyone else who has already posted. Angelina's body isn't fit or hot, she's scarily skinny which is due to not eating. She used to be hot AND interesting back in the billy bob days…now, not so much. I don't like bashing other people's looks (there's no doubt that Angelina IS a pretty woman), but no girl should strive to look the way she looks now. It's unhealthy.



  47. 47

    it's so shocking how incredibly rude most of these comments are? She isn't a homewrecker. Clearly, Brad didn't love Jennifer or else he wouldn't have left her, the end. She has an amazing body, is an amazing parent, and does so much good for the world. It's unfortunate that so many "nobodies" who comment on this site, have to be so judgmental, yet they'll never look or even come close to being as amazing as Angelina Jolie.



  48. 48

    Don't get me wrong I like Angelina Jolie but girlfriend needs to learn how to pick up a fork and eat. She is like way to skinny and I for one do not think that it looks good on her.



  49. 49

    That's an old photo dude



  50. 50

    All of the tattoos look like shit. She should have them taken off.



  51. 51

    Gross. Nice airbrushing.

  52. Sane1 says – reply to this


    52

    Perez, what specifically do you find so amazing about her?

  53. Lucas says – reply to this


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    LOL - old picture. And if you think all those tats are seksy, then poo on you :) She also didn't adopt all her children — she had 3 naturally. I've seen pics of her recently, and she looks like an anorexic drag queen. I can't imagine what her daily caloric intake is??? 10 maybe. Not a life I would want to live.



  54. 54

    Jeebus, enough with the f'ing tattoos. Enough, people.



  55. 55

    "This is what happens when most of your children are adopted - you retain your AMAZING body!"

    I think that you are forgetting that she DID have 2 Pregnancies, 1 with Twins. So 3 Kids all by herself with out the help of adoption workers. No she has a Amazing body because She is RICH, plain and simple! If I had all her money I'd look like her too. She basically gets paid to get her body back in shape, has all the personal trainers she wants, she has chefs to help her control eating by serving her the right kind of food. And maybe just maybe she is one of those naturally skinny women, that can have babies and have their bodies go right back into shape.



  56. 56

    She looks gorgeous



  57. 57

    Ewww. Bony skank with tats. Can we start calling her "Bombshell 2?" Love the bag under her eye here. And the shadow on her upper lip. Being skinny does not make one sexy. Being classy does. She wouldn't know a thing about that.



  58. 58

    pleazzzzzzzz, she doesn't come to cannes with brad? i've heard brad is going there. nooooooooooooo……..not again a "jolie" summer. pleazzzzzzz ange, stay home for a while and become a bit stable if only for the sake of your kids.

  59. sls says – reply to this


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    Jolie has an amazing body? BWA HA HA! Heroin never does a body good. I can't believe you can condone the way she got that body. Perez must be getting paid by Jolie.



  60. 60

    Re: zombiekitten – i agree she cant act for shit she looks like a damn crack whore lol and who cares about this nasty bitch with her rotten vagina? and she is a fucking whore and she has some ugly ass lil bastard kids that look retarded not cute at all with their cock sucking looking lips LOL lil cock suckers



  61. 61

    I'm sorry but that kind of look does NOT look good on a woman of her age. Very trailer trash.



  62. 62

    Re: LeoGoneWild – You're a little bit stupid. Clearly you don't know what the word "homewrecker" means. It means breaking up a home. Brad and Jen were MARRIED and had a home. Whether or not they were in love…well a NOBODY like you has no idea…b/c you are not in their inner circle. They were MARRIED, they had a HOME, and Angelina Jolie WRECKED THAT HOME by SLEEPING WITH A MARRIED MAN. Understand? You stupid ass twit. Talk about being a nobody - look in the mirror.



  63. 63

    she looks like a piece of trash - just like Jessie James' slapper.



  64. 64

    You also retain an amazing body when you barely eat , have a personal chef , trainer and surgeon.



  65. 65

    very beautiful…don't be jealous!



  66. 66

    YOU didn't thank Mimi airbrusher for heping her look half decent. She fugly.!!!!



  67. 67

    All the anger here is just sad! All you negative Critics … just sad!!!

    1st: Angelina is a humanitarian, a Good Will Ambassador and very generous with her money. I doubt anyone would do so much for so long if it were "just for publicity". She volunteers much of her time and that's pretty amazing; can any of us say that we'd put our lives on hold to go help people in need?

    2nd: I personally doubt that she's a home wrecker simply because her father's infidelity to her mother played a major role in their rocky relationship and her disapproval of it all. I don't think she's a hypocrite. If she and Brad did feel a connection on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I'm sure she made it clear that it wasn't going to happen unless he was single. Which is how it did seem to play out, yeah it looked bad that they got together very soon after his split with Jen, but …. the heart wants what it wants. Really, if anyone has an issue it should be with Brad.

    3rd: She is an absolutely AMAZING actress and if anyone is in doubt then they only need to see "The Changeling" and "Girl Interrupted" … 2 FANTASTIC performances. Her range as an actress is without limits.

    4th: Her facial features have perfect symmetry, she has all the desirable characteristics deemed beautiful by statistics. People find her attractive because she IS!!!

    5th: All you naysayers are jealous and should think before you post. Be sure you know what you're talking about.



  68. 68

    Hot Damn! That' all I have to say.



  69. 69

    She is soooo yesterday Perez. Get over it!!!



  70. 70

    Still as seksi as ever? No. More Photoshopped than ever.



  71. 71

    that's cuz she starves herself.
    DUH.



  72. 72

    she is starting to annoy me her face



  73. 73

    One,two tattoos is o.k but she just overdid it,a couple more and she looks like Michelle "Bombshell McGee.



  74. 74

    I know a lot of people hate on her, but I think she is one hell of an actress, a great humanitarian and one of the most drop-dead beautiful women who ever lived…and I can't WAIT to see Johnny & her in the shower together!



  75. 75

    tacky ass tats.



  76. 76

    Re: Frau Bullock - Nazi fucker – What kind of gun did Angelina put to Brad's head to make him screw her?



  77. 77

    The only amazing thing about her body is how it can stand up on its own without any muscles, fat, tendons, ligaments or blood to support it. She's all bones!! How is that amazing??



  78. 78

    There is absolutely nothing attractive about this picture Perez, I don't know what it is you see in her, but not in Jennifer Aniston. I don't think she looks sexy, actually she hasn't looked that way in a very long time. Sexy does not equal a frail person with big lips.



  79. 79

    Ugly fugly tatts. YUK. Cheap and nasty. Don't care what anyone says. Have you seen the big motherfucker cross near her twat? Fuck you're horrid Angie.



  80. 80

    She one of the most beautiful women ever!



  81. 81

    looked good in tomb raider. now? not so much



  82. 82

    My God that has been years and when are people going to let it drop. If you really look at interviews with Jen and Brad for a year or more before the split it was very obvious that there were problems in that marriage. You cannot take someone from someone else if they are truly the other persons. But regardless Brad and Jen were not happy for quite some time before he even met Angie. Just because someone cannot be married does not mean they cannot be friends - just because they speak from time to time does not mean they are getting back together. People need to move on as Jen has, Brad has and so has Angie



  83. 83

    WTF is your problem?…she was a bombshell in her twenties and now she emancipated into a beatutiful woman inside and out.
    Stop criticizing her for being with Brad . People actually fall in love unexpectedly…she didn't plan to ruin anyone's life.
    Angelina has done more for the world than any other celebrity…no wonder she is the most influential celebrity…Do not judge her because in 50 years she will be a legend like Marilyn Monroe.



  84. 84

    people are fucking harsh on here.
    i think she looks absolutely lovely, and her tattoos are stunning



  85. 85

    She is STUNNING. A beautiful woman w/ a heart of gold. I am really looking forward to SALT this Summer.



  86. 86

    AMAZING???
    You call 103 lbs of miserable angst AMAZING?



  87. 87

    aww is so hot in here



  88. 88

    Yeaw, she is hawt!!!! Not only is she the most sexy goddess in the world, she is a great actor, mother and a humanitarian. I'm sure Brad is counting his lucky stars and can't wait for more babies. He did say he would love for more biological children with his love of his life Angie…that is too cute! She has good genes and can wolf down hamburgers, pop 3 children and still look gorgeous.



  89. 89

    Re: Frau Bullock - Nazi fucker – hhmmmm, Maniston, you are going mad!, hahahaha



  90. 90

    Re: magdalena1 – I think she is the hottest mama out there!



  91. 91

    I love it how all these haters are saying that she's a home-wrecker…that's one thing she will never be, and no one can say she can't act..she is on of the best actresses out there!