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Kate Gosselin's Pity Party!

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Oh boo hoo! Kate Gosselin has revealed that she can't find a man!

The 35-year-old mommy of eight recently told sources that she doesn't have any time to date. She also declared:

"I don't believe there is someone out there who can handle my baggage that's too heavy to lift. I'm married to my kids and my career…Honestly, I don't believe there is anyone out there."

And can you believe that Kate's last date was with Jon before they were married? He's dated everyone under the sun since their split, but poor Kate has remained single.

Maybe Kate can awkwardly dance her way to a new relationship.

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69 comments to “Kate Gosselin's Pity Party!”



  1. 1

    its her rude as can be control freak behavior. who in their right mind would submit themselves to such crap?



  2. 2

    What is that…thing…she's holding?



  3. 3

    Taming of the Shrew?



  4. 4

    you are right kate…probley is no one out there that could handle your baggage..your 8 beautiful children someone could handle..but your controlling manner and YOUR intentional drive to give a man a limp dick, you deserve to be alone bitch



  5. 5

    WHAT ABOUT THAT SECURITY GUARD SHE WAS SCREWING WHICH RUINED HER MARRIAGE. GOD I HATE HER, SHE IS SO STUPID. I HOPE SHE IS HIT BY A DRUNK DRIVER



  6. 6

    Its easier for some men because they think with their dicks. They could jump right in. Most women think with their hearts and they think about their families first. I'd probably think the same if I had all those kids and was the only parent working, my own flesh was attacking me on national tv and my scum bag ex was trying to take my kids away. To the guys on here, how many of you would want to date Kate RIGHT NOW?



  7. 7

    Her baggage isn't the problem… it's her personality, the way she emasculates men, her constant nagging and complaining, the screeching and yelling when she doesn't get her way, her germaphobia, the way she smacks her kids around, her fame whoring, and the fact she never wants to have sex that will keep men away!



  8. 8

    She's not kidding anyone.
    .
    She doesn't want a man.
    .
    She wants to BE THE MAN.
    .
    Anyway, who needs a Castrator, Dominator, Humiliator, Destroyer, Maneater, Psycho-Bitch From Hell?
    .
    I'm guessing she has a closet full of strap-ons.



  9. 9

    career? what career?



  10. 10

    When was the last time u had a man Perez? I mean with out giving the guy a donation for his time.



  11. 11

    Well, her vagina is all blown up. 8 Kids??

    She better get a “grab” early in the date because she is gonna need a monster to fill up that holed out cervix.



  12. 12

    LOL WHAT career is that exactly? Exploiting your kids for money?



  13. 13

    she can find a boy toy she can yell at and support. No real man would waant this delusional heffa. If he is in his right mind that is.



  14. 14

    8 kids and no privacy count me in! Seriously, sorry to you single moms but alpha's don't raise others mens spawn. Yes Virginia, it is the baggage.



  15. 15

    Career?



  16. 16

    i'm sure the only guys that are interested in her are the ones after that 'nany and her moola!!



  17. 17

    Hmm, does not sound like a pity party to me. Sounds like she said cannot date right now because I have too much going on. A mature and sensible statement and very fair to say. Whats so pity party about that?



  18. 18

    wow she is annoying she really needs to get laid by some guy who doesn't have a small chinaman dick and won't take her crap



  19. 19

    It would be hard for someone to see her beyond a drunken fling after a 12 pk of generic beer. I don't particularly like her but I don't think she would let the kids go hungry. I see her ex letting them dumpster dive.



  20. 20

    LOL…..what "career"?

  21. Stepy says – reply to this


    21

    I feel bad for her. You know most of the people that would try and date her would only be in it for the psuedo fame OR just to "tell all" when they break up. Maybe she can slowly get out of the spotlight, find work that makes enough for her to take care of the kids and then find a man who would be in it for the right reasons.



  22. 22

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    Take it from a guy who has banged his share of divorcees and single mothers - any woman who says "I don't believe there is anyone out there for me" or "I am content being single" is really saying "I'm banging every guy who comes within arms reach."
    -



  23. 23

    she strikes me as being one way in front of the cameras and totally different in person

    I bet that bag she is carrying was given to her … the woman is working it and I hope to god we don't see her hosting Saturday Night Live …. groan



  24. 24

    she loves pushing that single mOm card



  25. 25

    What career? She's a reality tv person (I couldn't say star ya'll lol). That's how she makes her money. She also an author.



  26. 26

    career???? what career???? did i miss something? maybe she has a budding career as a comedienne……who knew?

  27. Jaded says – reply to this


    27

    I don't know about the guys out there, but I bet her problem isn't that she has 8 kids, her problem is that she's a fucking douche bag. Her husband didn't just dump her he dumped her with extreme prejudice, and while he's no doubt an asshole, I almost don't blame him. I can't even stand seeing her on tv, i couldn't imagine having to live with that thing.

  28. DDUSF says – reply to this


    28

    I find the whole situation sad and I'd love to know how much time she's actually spening with her kids, let alone who she plans on dating. It sounds like she's got a few too many things on her hands to be thinking about anything else, all her books, dancing with the stars and of course the ones who seem to be put last, her children. I can only hope they're getting as much attention as she's giving all of these pretend career's she is always talking about.



  29. 29

    she has a career, as a writer, she has written about 4 books and I would assume that doing reality shows a career. paris hilton, kardashian, richie and most of perez's 'friends' are doing that for a career. Most women I know that have gotten a divorce, take a while before they date. The men, they wait all of 5 minutes. also the security guard thing was made up by douche jon, he admitted it at one point, so it looked like kate was cheating too. has ANYONE SEE A PICTURE OF THEM INTIMATE? NO! Steve, the security guard hasn't been seen around in a while, he is employed by TLC, always was, not by Kate.



  30. 30

    anyone know anything about the bag? i'm obsessed.



  31. 31

    I doubt she will find a man…but I don't think it's her "baggage aka the kids"…I think it's the fact that she's a bitch…



  32. 32

    I'm so f******ing sick of seeing and hearing about this f*****ing woman…I'm tired of the boohooing…hello you made your bed lie in it!!!!! Please everyone needs to vote her off DWTS asap…I can't stand to see her make a fool of herself any further…



  33. 33

    The only man that Kate could attract through her dancing is Chelsea Handler's little sidekick, Chuy.

  34. Sizza says – reply to this


    34

    Re: Markus – She had C-sections. Birthing 8 kids did not affect her vagina at all.

  35. mouse says – reply to this


    35

    Who's shippin Tony and Kate! I am! I am!

    I fucking kid you.



  36. 36

    She's married to her psych - and she indulges it too much. Her kids are just along for the ride. And, what career?



  37. 37

    Trust me…Chuy wouldn't give this fake bitch the time of day!



  38. 38

    Her bag is HIDEOUS.



  39. 39


  40. 40

    Anyone who gets with Kate will just use her. Which is exactly what she deserves. She's got no redeeming qualities whatsoever. What is she famous for again? What is her admirable talent? She's got such a huge sense of entitlement. Reality "stars" are the WORST regarding entitlement. That's b/c they know they have no talent or anything that makes them famous….so they assume it must be some innate "better" quality about themselves that makes them well-known. Narcissists, every last one. And Kate is the absolute WORST.



  41. 41

    Dear Kate: Even without the kids and career, who'd want you?

  42. tace says – reply to this


    42

    she looks good though…



  43. 43

    She hasn't had a date because Steve Nield is a married man and while she makes his legal wife babysit the Gosslein spawn Kate and Steve are pretty much doing the deed everywhere they can. Poor Kate indeed.



  44. 44

    she would be a good celebrity lesbian wife, melissa ethrage will be free soon



  45. 45

    c U Next Tuesday!



  46. 46

    If I were a man Id be scared of her too.



  47. 47

    Are you posters serious???
    Geez, being a reality personality would suck if you were always having to entertain to earn money. My boyfriend is like Jon, I let him be and he is so freaking chill that he doesn't retain anything and I have to do it. He is always second guessing himself on everything, it's like taking care of another child. Never send a boy to do a man's job. And Jon admitted he couldn't do this right, he wasn't secure in himself. Kate can be harsh but at least gets the darn job done. And as long as men act like primates who feel like women should sucumb to them although their partner makes more money….she is ass out. I don't know where you assholes live, but there are too many men who have to have the control while she holds the money from her end. Bullshit. There must be teenagers on here.



  48. 48

    The first think I noticed was that she said she was married to her kids and career. First, What in the hell do you consider your career?? Do you seriously have celebrity on your resume?? It should read: Super Control Freak, years of experience: all of my adult life, celebrity status….none besides those who watch to see how messed up you are! LOL Amercia does love a good train wreck and ya'll gave us two (8 more on the way, but we would rather see them happy…hint stop messing 'em up)
    2nd: If you're so married to your kids where the hell are they in relation to where in the hell you are?!?
    Besides we ALL know how you are in a marriage so no wonder you can't find a man…ain't none dumb enough!



  49. 49

    Unfortunately that is the reality for a lot of single moms. Multiply that by 8 - it could seem impossible. I know from personal experience that it is a whole lot easier for the dads to date than the moms. I hope she finds someone one day, but she'd need to get out of the spotlight for it to work.



  50. 50

    Career??



  51. 51

    Re: mlizaa – BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA absolutely!



  52. 52

    MAN.. that is One FUGLY ass purse.



  53. 53

    Re: Sizza – Stand corrected - thanks.
    Still . . . ewwwwwwww she should have her guy picked better the first go around.



  54. 54

    WHO CARES!!! I HAVE NEVER COMMENTED ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I CANNOT STAND HER. SHES PHONEY, SHES A BITCH, AND SHE THINKS THAT SHES A MAJOR CELEBRITY. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE VOTE THIS WOMAN OFF DWTS!! NO MAN WILL EVER DATE HER BECAUSE SHES A NASTY MEAN SPIRITED CONTROL FREAK. LOOK AT JON, THAT MAN RAN FOR THE HILLS AND NOW HE HAS TO PAY 20K A MONTH…NOT FAIR. HE SHOULDNT HAVE TO LIVE HIS LIFE WITH HER. OR PAY IF HE DOESNT. TLC SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN FOR GIVING THIS WOMAN A SHOW AND FOR TOTURING AMERICA WITH HER.



  55. 55

    Please please no more of this white trash. Please do not give her a forum and that way she can just go away. Who in the hell would want to Date this skank with all those runts



  56. 56

    Hey, being a nasty, mean, psyco has it's problems. People don't like you.



  57. 57

    Why is this woman even in the public eye? Her pity parties are really becoming annoying. Every week she works up the tears for the sympathy vote. It's disgusting. She needs to go take care of her kids and stop being a media whore.



  58. 58

    Kate, please go away. No one really cares.



  59. 59

    Kate deserves to have someone in her life too she just needs to find a eunuch!



  60. 60

    SHE NEEDS TO GO ON TOUGH LOVE!!!!!!



  61. 61

    What sources??? She said that to Billy Bush yesterday on Access Hollywood when he interviewed her!



  62. 62

    Re: trinigirl123 – You make a good point, but it's not all the familial issues that are the problem. I watched Jon and Kate plus 8 for a long time, and she was so controlling and overbearing. I don't blame Jon at all for cheating on Kate, she drove him to it. Not to mention, what guy would want to fuck a vagina as loose as hers probably is?



  63. 63

    she might have considered that before she turned her uterus into a puppy mill and let cameras film her every emascalting bitchy moment in her life



  64. 64

    So I guess now on her agenda since her career is attempting to be the biggest famewhore out there, I guess now she will be shopping for her DATING show!! Loser, she needs to just GO HOME!!!!!!!



  65. 65

    she looks amazing here! i hope she chills out, i think she could be likable



  66. 66

    daaaammnnn
    she could put all her kids in that bag



  67. 67

    what shock total bitch cant find a man



  68. 68

    She is pure trailer trash.



  69. 69

    Re: justtfax – Why doesn't TLC have body guards for the kids?