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Shocker!! Sarah Palin's Alaska SUCKS!!

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Sorry, Sexy Sarah!

No matter what the exciting new venture is that you take on, you still SUCK!

Bwa ha ha.

Discovery Channel premiered the wannabe vice presidential candidate's new reality series, Sarah Palin's Alaska, at a sales conference for ad buyers last week, and insiders have revealed that it's an absolute DISASTER!

The source says:

"The whole thing [was] comical. When the promo was over, people (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering, and even laughing. People were laughing and it's not even a comedy. No one took it seriously. Bottom line everyone thought it was a new all time low for Discovery. My guess is the show is going to tank big time."

Ouch! Aw gee!

Discovery probably wishes that they didn't dish out $2 million to that hack before the reviews were in!

Everything she touches turns to FAIL! Love it!

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32 comments to “Shocker!! Sarah Palin's Alaska SUCKS!!”

  1. 1

    Perez, Tell us how you really feel about her next time!

  2. 2

    No surprise there.

  3. 3

    She is one stupid bitch.

  4. 4

    you are just as biased and bigoted as the ones you claim are haters. It's soooooooooo tiring to "hear" you go on and on with your petty little prejudices. You got famous making fun of movie stars and pop tarts, stick with what you know and stay out of politics….after all you're just another nobody who got famous with no discernible talent, just a big mouth

  5. 5

    "Everything she touches turns to FAIL! Love it!" … Yeah, well, you'd know all about serial failures, wouldn't you, Mario, what with that disaster of a tour last summer, that God-awful book you put out last year, and let's not forget those horrendously unfunny Web cartoons you produced a few months ago. What's the matter, fat boy? Jealous that people actually showed up for HER book signings? Or do you just feel the need to hate on all Levi Johnston's enemies because you have some sort of sick crush on him? You know, you really should start stalking him. Because it worked out so well with John Mayer.

  6. 6

    Uh, what do you expect. She's trying to make it in Hollywood. Doesn't she know that Hollywood is a bastion of liberalism? And I say that with glee! Sarah Palin is a simpleton. She an idiot's idiot. Nuff said.

  7. 7

    This woman is disturbed. She was in a position of power and she still acts like she is commander in chief. I wish she would go away. She gives women of all walks of life a bad name.

  8. 8

    I couldn't even understand the first sentence. Mario take the dick out of your ass and you might be able to put a sentence together that we can understand.

  9. 9

    shes a total mess and needs to be put away…

  10. 10

    uhh big surprise — not. and the producer apparently murdered his wife…

  11. 11

    she had a bestselling book. how is that 'failing'? I think Mario is a little bit peeved because his book sucked…

  12. YUCK says – reply to this


    Im no sarah palin fan but,..

    Everything she touches turns to FAIL! Love it!

    …this sounds a lot like you.

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  14. 14

    Discovery started to fail when they tried to "explain" 9-11.

  15. 15

    She has a best selling book. That didn't fail. You just don't like her because she's not gay. You don't like anyone who doesn't agree with you 100% on your gayness.

  16. 16

    I would watch it only (ONLY!!!) if a moose were in the helicopter shooting at Palin and her spawn running amok below.

  17. 17

    Hope there's a moose or an elk out there wanting revenge for killing their family member and attacks her ass one day.

  18. naima says – reply to this


    Perez unfortunately i have to disagree with you. The Alaskan bimbo knows how to cashing in. She's not smart in politics but she knows how to sell herself and rally the dumber than her, those who actually believe her crap and think she can run this country. What's annoying the most about her is that she still claims that she is in support for the American people, the real working people, the backbone of America, the Joe the plumber when she quit her job because it wasnt paying what she's getting now. According to reports she made 32 millions dollars last year, ya that's exactly what the working people are making a year. Some people are do dumb thinking that she's in it to represent them when she's in it for her own political gain and money. I feel more sorry for those who believe her crap. Hey Sarah now that you made that much, you can finally take that trip to Russia and see it for real!!!!!

  19. 19

    The Discovery channel deserves to suck wind on this failure. Who the hell's in charge there? How'd anybody think it would/could be at all interesting? This woman is very sly about selling herself, making cash, and stirring up the dumber than dumb with false facts and incendiary rhetoric.

  20. MP says – reply to this


    Actually that's untrue, her book did quite well. I don't like her myself, but credit should be given when it's due.

  21. @v@ says – reply to this


    Gives new meaning to why they're 'The Discovery Channel.' Such adventures.

  22. 22

    A) She had a best selling book and is making plenty of money doing what she does so don't where everything she touches fails. As some one pointed out, most of the Perez would most definitely fall under the word fail.

    B) While she is not the most experienced person to ever be in government, she still had more experience then Barrack Obama.

    C) People that want to mock people the support Palin and suggest that those people are dumb might want to look in the mirror at themselves. So far your guy has forgotten about the working man and more about himself and his 'legacy'. He helped get a crappy health care bill passed (check the polls, most all of them continue to show that most Americans didn't want them), seems to want to apoligize for America's greatness (check yesterday when he say's that "like it or not, We are a Superpower"), is more then willing to jump to conclusions before having all the facts (remember that incident with the cop and college professor?), got embarrassed by Fox news…. after targeting Fox, most of the other networks back up Fox and Obama ends up having an exclusive interview with Fox just before the health care vote… man, that hope and change thing is sooooo working out for you guys!

  23. 23

    It's just the voice. Can't they just dub some one else's voice over hers. It is like the polka song that keeps blowing up the martians on that crazy movie wher Jack Nickolson is president and Glenn Close first lady. The invaders were here the sound and their heads would explode.~~~

  24. 24

    She is ten times smarter than you Perez and she didn't fuck up her state financially like EVERY liberal Governor did. For you uninformed losers, she quit her job as Governor because of one bogus lawsuit after another from scared as hell liberals. She could no longer do her job efficiently nor could she afford it. Well she got the last laugh on all you liberal lazy fucktards cause now shes making MILLIONS. Who is the dumbfuck now?

  25. 25

    Libs say Sarah Palin is “dumb.” What they really want to say is she’s a “dumba$$, white cracker who loves Jesus of all things.” But of course, they are the Party of tolerance, so they just say “dumb.”

  26. 26

    Her book did well, but the show may not do as well, because all of the regular Tea Partiers (non TP Express Members) likely can't afford cable. Her book obviously did well due to the financial resources of the TP Express members, because based on those misspelled signs of the regular TPs: those dumbasses don't read books - too busy running around trying to kill all the animals they can find! The Bitter Quitter jumped ship due to findings of the Bipartisan Commission, ya know, when she said she was found innocent the same day the findings were released that the commission found her "GUILTY" of abusing her position. Been there done that, that's the kind of experience we don't need! PT Barnum said it best, "There's a sucker born every minute".

  27. 27

    Re: luvstotango – Why are you playing the race card? Your position should stand alone with out all of the "whoa is me, poor little mistreated white American routine". Grow a pair and stop race baiting. You don't know who the Bitter Quitter loves, so don't speak for her. Based on the clip on You Tube of her accepting hands being laid on her by the African minister while mumbling something about voodoo, I'm not convinced it's Jesus that Sarah loves. Keep the faith in false prophets, I'm sure it will pay off in the end - for Sarah!

  28. 28

    And by "insider" you mean 'Democrat' right?? Dumbass

  29. Oma says – reply to this


    Cannot stand her.

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  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    It was just a promo. This is the Discovery Channel. They'll photoshop this show until it shines and goes on to be nominated for an Emmy.

  32. 32

    How is John McCain a great American?! He is a disgusting sinner who made a mockery of marriage by divorcing his wife and commiting adultery with Cindy just because his first wife wasn't attractive enough after a car accident, defying God and slapping him in the face by breaking his vows to his wife… it's til death do you part! He commited the vile sins of divorce and adultery, so he's not exactly a role model for TRUE upstanding family values OR the sanctity of marriage!