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Miami Beach police arrested reality star Megan Hauserman this morning for driving under the influence!

The police report that at around 3:15AM, the former Rock Of Love contestant was driving her BMW to a strip club where she is currently employed.

Wow! A BMW? Contracting herpes from Bret Michaels has it perks, huh?

Megan was pulled over after she was suspiciously weaving between cars and speeding at 75mph in a 55mph zone. Officers report that Megan's eyes were "bloodshot and watery" and she reeked of alcohol. When they questioned her, her speech was severely slurred and she allegedly told police she was "filming a TV show and was tired."

Your VH1 pleasure cruise has sailed, hun! Lies do you no good!

Finally, she was tested on a breathalyzer and she blew a level of .102, which is more than enough to convict her of a DUI!

That's one way to keep STD's from spreading!

Enjoy prison!

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40 comments to “Busted!”



  1. 1

    BAHAHAHAHA!! But I'm pretty sure one DUI doesn't get you prison time. Come on Perez…



  2. 2

    omg i love her lol



  3. 3

    woof.



  4. 4

    Thought she would've been wearing a bikini in the mugshot..



  5. 5

    Where ever Sharon Osbourne is - I hope she sees this and has one big laugh! Karma is a bitch Megan - strip club?! Really now?! Run through that VH1 money already?



  6. 6

    Oh wow! LMAO! I love Megan, but that is way to funny! lol! She's still stipping? LMAO! Her mug-shot looks great though…

  7. MJBB says – reply to this


    7

    Stupid Bitch!! Can't stand her!! Karma Bitch!! ha, ha…



  8. 8

    Prison??? Exaggerate much Perez, LOL.



  9. 9

    She probably won't even do time, let alone go to prison, if it's her 1st DUI. But this gave me a big smile when I saw it. HAHAHA!

    I wonder where her retarded chihuahua is?



  10. 10

    Pretty bitch… I’d bust a nut on her back side.



  11. 11

    I hate this skank they should keep her locked up.



  12. 12

    remember that time she won the OTHER reality TV show she was on - Beauty and the Geek? Reality TV whore :)



  13. 13

    Good. That's what she gets for being a talentless bitch with a sense of entitlement and zero personal responsibility.



  14. 14

    She is just having the worst luck, should have been nicer. I like megan but you do reap what you sow. Sharon is gonna love this. (insert giggle)



  15. 15

    Well, at least she can do Celebrity Rehab now!



  16. 16

    this just made me smile for some reason.



  17. 17

    bad things couldn't happen to a nicer person!

  18. Stepy says – reply to this


    18

    hahahahhahaha good! that dumb twat deserves some time in jail LOL



  19. 19

    if you were on the cast of Rock Of Love then it is your duty to get a DUI.



  20. 20

    Noooooo! I like Megan. She's a hot skank, but she's very upfront about it!



  21. 21

    haahahahahahah I was soooo waiting for something like this I HATE MEGAN she is a stupid bitch hate her soo much I hated her on rock of love, I love money and charm school I wanted to kill her can't stand her and I can't believe she had her own show, I mean, who could watch her?



  22. 22

    Re: DEXTER
    HAHA!! So true, how long do you think until she's sobbing with Dr. Drew? What a reality tv whore.



  23. 23

    Re: ALFREDOXO – whats wrong with u



  24. 24

    Strip club though? Wow.

  25. OzoxD says – reply to this


    25

    I love her



  26. 26

    thats pretty high isnt it? .102??? i had a .14 when i got my dui…



  27. 27

    I used to think that Bitch was the smartest heffa on VH1. She was funny az hell too! Alcoholic!



  28. 28

    MsMouse – Haha agreed…Ay by the way I see you ripped off 3 stories from the Thirty Mile Zone in a row can't find somewhere else to take stories from?



  29. 29

    Enjoy prison? Since when do people go to prison for 1st offense misdemeanor DUI? Retard.



  30. 30

    hahahahaaha she went back to working at a strip club way to go Megan!



  31. 31

    haha! i hate that annoying bitch..who thinks she is god's gift to men, and she isn't even hot.



  32. 32

    she owns the strip club…NEW YORK STRIP in Pompano Beach FL



  33. 33

    i like her. did she really get herpes from brett michaels???



  34. 34

    STRIP CLUB?! She was my favorite on every show she was on!! :(

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    35

    She might be alive now BECAUSE they pulled her over when they did. Chew on that.



  36. 36

    ahahaha nice. She is still a stripper!!! What a twat.



  37. 37

    she won beauty and the geek too, right?



  38. 38

    BAHAHAHAHHA



  39. 39

    LMAO! She's a stripper. Thought she was a bunny for some reason but I guess she's a little old for that. She's a total bitch though.



  40. 40

    she's not even that pretty..