Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We actually like the sound of this!
As for a director, Disney likes Baz Luhrmann!
That could be epic — but would that mean we'd get stuck watching Nicole Kidman as Glinda the Good Witch?
We wonder if it will be based on Wicked or if the script is a new interpretation?