Michael Lohan Thinks He's Seksi!

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   zumagirl says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   NO I DO NOT LIKE

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   excuse my while i go BARF!

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   OMG he's hot..

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   OMG!! What the hell did we do to you, for you to expose us to this kind of misery !!!!

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   well, i think he can take it up with your "seksiness" anytime. at least his head is proportional to his body. but i guess your right. someone is delusional.

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   Are we being punked?

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   That's really really rough. Makes my insides squirm

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   i actually feel sorry for Lindsay…imagine having a dad like this doing embarrassing things no wonders she's the way she is now, look at her role models!!

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   I like how he is trying to be all sexy but yet he still has his cross jewelry on. That's hot! LOL

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    LMAO!!!!

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    More innapropriate Lohan photos. When will they stop, srsly.

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    Ick! Micro-nipples! Not sexy! Put on a shirt!

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    old people flesh……
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    I always feel sorry for people who take pictures of themselves. Don't they have friends or loved ones that can do it for them? It looks to pathetic. And what is up with that shirt?

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    fucking. retard.

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    He looks like one of the Village People. All he needs is a nipple ring and you clasping his butt in your hands.

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    What a narcissistic prick. He could only be hot when he's set on fire. Yuck.

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    He makes me want to vomit. What is most disgusting about him is the treatment of his daughter though.

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    Mario, sweetie…. I rather screw Lindsey's father over you any day. You are so disgusting and look like you stink much, much more…

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    OMG there goes my breakfast … darn

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    Only he could even be the father of Lindsay Lohan, right?

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    Ick!!!!

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    My breakfast just made a return trip.

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    La Garse says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You post SHITEOUS pictures of yourself ALL THE TIME, so if Lohan's delusional, so too are you, Parasite.

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    i feel embarassed just by looking at them. i would beat up my dad if he did something like that @_@

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    Put a bag over his head and tape his mouth shut, I'd do him.

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    LMAO

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    Re: Pixie. –

    My thoughts exactly.

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    I'd blow him.

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    Why??????????????????????????????????

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    This is just plain wrong, disgusting, and disturbing. No wonder Lindsay is so screwed up, with a father like that the poor girl never had a chance. Anyone else feeling a gay vibe from him?

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    omg eww, i actually couldnt look, a quick glance and I wanted to barf

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    zomg that is sooo yucky!!

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    OH, MY EYES! MY EYES! DEAR GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY! …what say i? i say EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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    guess what Perez- be honest- while he may be a douche, the reality is, hes one hot mess for his age

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    i just vomited my french toast…. thanks a lot!!!!! Is he really serious though? I mean really? WTF?

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    THIS IS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! HE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO PORN! THOSE ARM IMPLANTS AND AGE SPOTS ON HIS RECEDING HAIR LINE ARE SOOOO SEXY!

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    Ummmm is that Kate Major's shirt he's wearing? Who the ef wears a freaking see through shirt- I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit!

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    Thank you perez, I just threw up!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OH CMON,HES YUMMY !! I BET HE GOT A YUMMY COCK AN ASSHOLE !!

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    aaaaaw. Never knew the clapped out retard had a Gaydar profile

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    Hmmm Perez. Jealous much? He is 100 times hotter than YOU will ever be. And he is kinda icky. That makes you kinda icky times 100.

    Have a blessed weekend.

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    K he needs to quit it with those crosses..we GET IT.
    Second.. what the fuck?? Millions of stores all over the country, and he chooses a shirt we can fucking SEE THROUGH?!?!? Ive seen raging queens look straighter than this!!!

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    He's finally come out of the closet. We'll be seeing MORE of him at guyswithiphones.com

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    Why do all these Lohans insist on frying themselves? Don't they see how ridiculous they look?

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    There are no words. Delusional is putting it lightly. He is disgusting. PUT IT AWAY OLD MAN!

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    Sick man… I see where LIndsay gets her craziness from poor girl…

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    LOL!

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    ahahah, i actually say "eww" outloud xD

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    Hahahahaha

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    He is kinda hot…

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    Sorry guyz, I would fuck that old man…

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    No wonder Lindsay is all screwed up !!
    Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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    He's actually not THAT bad…ick.

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    Ricky Retardo. He's probably wearing those ugly pointy boots, too. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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    Yuk, I won't be eating tonight. This is seriously one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen. Yukkkkk, little arm muscle, see through top, balding head?? Who's he kidding!

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    He has a nice body, no denying that.

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    2nd pics looks like he's about the squirt off in your face Perez…(look at his left arm) open your mouth and get ready to swallow

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    OMG! Poor Lindsay. her parents are so messed up.

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    how embarassing

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    omg, I think I just lost some of my breakfast…

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    WTF is wrong with that douche..I think you should make this your official last Michael Lohan story..he is not a celebrity, he is an asshole loser who is using his kids to seek fame.. stop letting him win by posting the stupid fucked up shit he does and start ignoring him..hopefully he will fade away and we can all forget about the prick.

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    first, an important stipulation: emphasis on the first three words that follow. Without these first three words, the statement is wholly false; statement: "FOR HIS AGE he is not so bad!"

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    looks better than you fudge packer………..

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    Poor Lindsay, she never had a chance coming from that man & woman's union.

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    Thanks Perez, now I need to go dig my eyes out with a spoon.

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    He's like one of those slutty Myspace girls.
    This is the slutty Myspace pose.
    'Memba them?
    Anyhow. Ew.
    Is that a mesh shirt?

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    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    LOL, OH MY GOD THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL! THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! I'M HUNGOVER AS HELL BUT THIS GAVE ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE. THIS IS SO CLASSIC IN SO MANY WAYS…WHATS FUNNY IS HE ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO FINDING AND BUYING A SEE THROUGH SHIRT. IF MY DAD EVER WORE A SEE THROUGH SHIRT AND POSTED IT ONLINE I WOULD DROP KICK HIM IN THE FACE. AND THEN IN THE 2ND PIC, THE TOPLESS SHORT PAIRED WITH THE CROSS AND SHIT EATING GRIN, WOW TOO MUCH, LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MICHAEL, YOUR A PIECE OF WORK!!!

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    Thanks Perez now I am going to need therapy to get over seeing this!

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    OMG I just puked up my breakfast….Perez don't post this stuff around meal time

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    GROOOOOSSSSSS!!! No wonder Lindsay is such a disaster. Her father is clearly insane. How disgusting. If my dad did that I would want to DIE. And does anyone remember how a couple months ago when the chick he is engaged to was banging Jon GROSSlin, and he said she was "like a daughter to him"?

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    WHY???? For fuck's sake, Mario, STOP posting about this nobody.

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    Mid life crisis Michael Lohan style!

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    i think my eyeballs just exploded from all the old and ugly. thanks, perez.
    this dipshit seriously needs to die. what happened to that heart attack?

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    oh my goodness i wont be able to sleep tonight

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    He's as "seksi" as you are, Mario.

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    Both of you look like Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis' lard ass.

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    Sorry, man. I know the truth hurts, kid. But somebody's gotta give you the real. Deal with it.

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    He's posing for the Geriatric Fire Island Calender (the penile pump crowd). I hope he makes cheerleader this year !!!!

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    Oh, and does anyone else think…

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    ….Lindsay's gizmo daddy looks like actor James Caan's young, uglier brother?

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    Damn, boy is so not "seksi". Talk about delusional.

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    He looks like he's straining in sucking in his gut at that bottom one.
    Those Lohan's sure are a delusional bunch aren't they?

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    I think I'm gonna barf! Mario, would you PLEASE stop posting pictures and stories on the ENTIRE Lohan family….I believe their 15-minutes of fame was up long ago!

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    hahaha oh god

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    UGH! What a gross-ass old man. What is this man thinking? He has grown children. WHAT A F*CKING L.O.S.E.R…

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    Disgusting, that's all i have to say, just Disgusting

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    eeew. poor lindsay and poor other kids.. lindsay's little brother is completely forgotten when michael lohan is discussed but he must suffer A LOT under such a dumb embarassing dad. i truly feel sorry for them having such a dumbass in the famliy putting his shameful self to every media gap he can get his dumb hands on.

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    Re: TotalTrash – LMAO! Slutty myspace pose … so true!

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    The head and the body are a mis-match. Looks weird. The bottom part should be wearing a suit or something.

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    OMG I FELT SO DIRTY (AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY) AS I SCROLLED DOWN THE PAGE AND HAD TO SEE THIS…DOUBLE EW

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    HOLY HELL this dude is SO far from sexy.. HUGE douche bag is what were looking at here. ICK

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    Just vomitted all over my computer… Gross…whats next, a playgirl phot spread?? LMAO…Ewwww

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    I threw up a little in my mouth and it made my daughter cry…jerk

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    Ugggg gag! Lunch was much better going down than coming up. how old is he anyway? Obviously previous drug use has stunted his mental growth.

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    Like a lumpy, shaven rodent. Yuck. Put your shirt on, Grampa.

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    had to vomit

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    Re: OzoxD – ewwww ur gross

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    OKAY I'LL SAY IT AGAIN IS THERE ANY QUESTION WHY LINDSEY IS SUCH A WACKJOB

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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    Now you all know why Lindsay does what she does…

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    Oh Perez.. why did you post these?!
    Ruined my day!!
    EWW

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     Re: Drewfly26 – You think this guy is hot? I feel sad for you You need to get out more.