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The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!!

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We're not surprised - we call them Frankentittays for a reason!

The Real Heidi Doll's new 'proportions' are apparently so out of whack that they could do some serious damage to her health!

Dr. Lyle M. Back says:

"The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts. Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture."

And beyond the glaringly obvious reasons she and her psychotic husband, Spencer Pratt, should not spawn any kiddies, Dr. Joel Beck adds:

"If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother's milk. The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift. They could even erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal."

EW! The inside of the tittays could escape into the OUTSIDE world? BARF.

Other doctors claim that on top of that, she could lose her ability to breathe through her nose if she's narrowed her nostrils too much!

And of course, her post-surgery mental stability is a serious concern, but we think that Heidi's been crazy since day one, so we doubt this can do any more damage to her brain that what's already been inflicted!

What do U think?? How long do U think it will take until one of the Frankentittays bursts??

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79 comments to “The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!!”

  1. 1

    That doctor is a quack! Every woman should get implants that big!

  2. 2

    I wonder if they ccould decompress whilst flying at high altitudes … and EXPLODE !?!
    Tit parts splattered all over the passengers …. YUCK, but HAHAHAAA at the same time.

  3. 3


  4. 4

    I wish she would burst and disappear…….poof!!!!!!

  5. 5

    Hey have you ever seen that movie with Cher called "Mask"…does she not look like her son who's face was deformed…..my god it could be a twin of him but with HUGE FAKE ASS WATERMELONS!!!

  6. 6

    This is one crazy fucking bitch. But I still would bang her all day long!

  7. 7

    I think she looks great

  8. 8

    I wonder how Dolly Parton manages then (and countless other celebrities)? Sounds like a load of crap to me :(

  9. 9

    She is a fucking moron for wanting her boobs that big…she looks so silly and idiotic.

  10. 10

    Yeah, that might happen because she's so tiny. I just know she'll have problems down the line. Her face if f-ed up but her body is banging. And according to theNumberOfTheBeast, bangable.

  11. 11

    Yeah, those are huge. I like big boobs usually, but these are way too plastic. Not cool.

  12. 12

    I have DD's (natural) and hell ya since I was a teen i've had back problems, I dont understand why anyone would willingly get them, they are nottt worth it.

  13. 13

    Oh I only can hope she would have a child… Forget about cellulite, stretch marks, etc. She'd resolve all those with surgery I'm sure. The thing she wouldn't be able to get over… that will haunt her… is the engorgement phase after you have your baby. A few days afterward your breasts swell to enormous proportions. Mine were so huge I had to wrap a towel tightly around me to contain them. I thought the skin would burst! I can only imagine how horrorifying that would be for someone already stretched out to the limit.

  14. 14

    she's a fucking idiot. period. she wanted all of this, and deserves what ever complications may (hopefully) happen.

  15. 15

    Oh lay off, Perez, these doctors are not saying anything new. Besides, these are such generalisations, and inaccuracies that you cannot take them seriously . Some women with very big breasts might or might not have some complaints wether the breasts are natural or silicon implants. Cosmetic surgeons are obliged to tell their patients what can go wrong, and if they have done this and their patients are satisfied , then other doctors going around to make fun of these patients, for the entertainment of the likes of Perez is idiotic, to say the least.

  16. 16

    i hope i'm not in L.A. when they burst and there is a flood

  17. 17

    I have a size E naturally, and my back hurts constantly. It made my back reshape to carry the weight. Big breasts are not as grand as most think. She is so dumb

  18. 18

    Sorry - don't mean to be mean, but she ruined her face too. What's with all the makeup under her eyes as well? She is OTT

  19. 19

    It's sad because no matter what she does to her body, she will always be a buttaface! What is up with that lantern-head? I don't get it!

  20. 20

    I think they burst out of her sheer top and run amok all over
    Orange Co. during the night. I think she might have a slut complex. Her and her sister Spencer probably wear each other's clothes and fix each other's hair and nails.

  21. 21

    She could also trip over them & break her neck

  22. 22

    The key to avoiding back pain in these situations is to remain on your back or on all fours as much as possible.

  23. 23

    Oh, for God's sake, someone, puhleeeeeeze just shoot this bitch and put the universe out of its misery. What a pile of shit her parents spawned.

  24. 24


  25. 25

    Big Daddy Magnum says,"The only health risk this whore faces is the severe long term damage my teeth, hands and cock would do to those things."

  26. 26

    Re: pinkhartbarbie – Big Daddy Magnum says,"Maybe if you got off your fat ass and lost some weight your back wouldn't be in such bad shape."

  27. 27


  28. 28

    It's just her master plan to always have access to the world's finest Rx drugs! She clearly has an addictive personality, and she's self-destructing quickly. Don't think we'll see Heidi around for very long before she completely goes off the deep end. Too bad, she used to be an interesting person. Now, trainwreck!

  29. 29

    I hope they burst and she dies of an infection … Oh that would be sweet. Death to Heidi!!

  30. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's not like she's the first gal in Hollywood to get these cosmetic surgeries, and it's not as though a responsible surgeon wouldn't have informed her prior. It's still a free country last I looked. Next.

  31. 31

    I have trouble breathing sometimes with just DD breasts…I can't imagine how she feels! I want a reduction but I'm petrified of anesthesia. Anyone here by any chance do it? Please only respond if you are serious…I'm already depressed as it is, I can't take a lashing! :)

  32. 32

    since the surgeries i think she looks ridiculous and OLD!!!!!

  33. 33

    I hope her nose caves in on itself and she suffocates, forgetting how to breath through her mouth.

  34. 34

    "Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture."

    I didn't know Katie Holmes had implants.

  35. 35

    I've been noticing, in many different photos since Frankenheidi's 'unveiling', that her left tit is OBVIOUSLY bigger than her right tit! BURN!! Maybe she should have gone to Audrina's offshore surgeon, HER titties are just LOVELY!

  36. 36

    Heidi is the "New Crazy Britney"

  37. 37

    She is such a freak.. Who cares about her health, honestly?.. psycho

  38. 38

    I can not get over how fucked up her face is.. omg it is scary.

  39. 39

    I think she looks amazing! You haters who say otherwise GET REAL! She looks GRREEATTT!!!!!

  40. Kswat says – reply to this


    Ohhh, she is just plain AWFUL!!!

  41. 41

    When you have more plastic parts than Barbie, it's beyond ridiculous.

  42. 42

    There's no such thing as bad publicity, ever. Esp. in Hollywood!

  43. 43

    I agree she looks so freakin out of proportion its pathetic. Wise up girl and get those implants removed before its to late.

  44. 44

    Def. think that she did all this TOO fast.
    She really does look like a barbie doll. And not the cute blonde ones that everyone likes

  45. 45

    Please Perez, aren't her 15 minutes of fame over yet? She has totally ruined her looks and now just looks a freak. SAD!!

  46. 46

    but seriously…does anyone think that this is a career boost? she wants to be type casted as typical bimbo/ slasher movies..that's all she may get…at least have talent to back up the chi chi's

  47. 47

    Look at that head! Holy fuck she looks swollen as shit!

  48. 48


  49. 49

    I saw this hot mess on the soup tonight..she said that she was ' Bikini Barbie.. no wait.. Im bikini Heidi! Thats so much better!!'
    Hahha! YAAAAAAAAAAAAH….in what world?? I fucking HATE barbies, ever sense I was a little, but Id swim in pool filled with them over this bitch!!
    Better hope Mr. Divello doesnt 'assault' you again Heidi..your tittays may BURST!!

  50. 50

    She's as nuts as her hubby is. -.-'

  51. 51


  52. 52

    Perez you're a fucking idiot, just because she has massive implants doesn't mean that she shouldn't have a child !!!
    You're trashing her for the amount of plastic surgery she's had but you support Chaz Bono for mutilating his genitals !!!!
    Fuck off.

  53. -NR says – reply to this


    I actually feel sorry for her,
    ugh those boobs can't be faker..
    they look like 2 balloons

  54. 54


  55. 55

    Come on…do you REALLY think that this woman will breastfeed her kids if she ends up having some ? Her ? Wake up every 2 hours at night and wear pads during the day under her maternity bra ? Really, I don't think so. Oh, unless Spenser thinks drinking breast milk in crystal cups will give him special powers…

  56. 56

    Mental stability? Surely he didn't have this freak in mind when he was discussing this issue.

  57. 57

    About the same time your brain explodes from constructing controversies way beyond your mental capacity.

  58. 58

    And to think that astronomers look to the skies to find aliens…
    Heidi is proof that they indeed walk the earth; these creatures are NOT intelligent life however.
    Back to Uranus Heidi, back to Uranus.

  59. 59

    Wtf her tits are going to EXPLODE…break from her thin skin(your tit are thin,skin on any one)…But that her body and anything she want…even if it's killing her health.

  60. 60

    LOL she does look like Frankenstein

  61. 61

    breast implants are gross, I fucked a girl once with some breast implants and I was so grossed out I kept losing my hard-on, maybe if they looked real or felt real it would be better, but they never do

  62. 62

    omg she looks like a plastic jayne mansfield

  63. 63

    Heidi with a child, now that is a scary thought. Can you imagine if she does not think the child is beautiful enough, what she would do. She would be the type of mom to have her child have breast implants, and nose jobs and goodness knows what else. I truly hope she never has a baby until she gets the therapy she needs, and even then she needs to be monitored. She is not a mentally stable individual, her previous actions have proved this. I do not believe her and Spencer will make it in the long wrong, but if he is still in the picture and they reproduce together, wow, that poor baby. These two need to grow up and realize that they are not famous for anything to be proud of. In twenty years people will not remember them at all, except maybe to use them as examples of what not to be when you grow up. I just hope Heidi never has to go through what she has put her mother through. Heidi will never know the heartbreak and torment she has caused until she herself becomes a mother and even then she will still need to grow the hell up to discover this.

  64. 64

    shes such a silly girl
    shes done such long term damage
    she wont be able to breathe through her NOSE!!!!!

  65. 65

    Every type of surgery has its down side. The body wants to return to its natural form. 10 - 15 years is about all these plastic surgeries are good for.

  66. 66

    Who really cares about this FUGLY-ass and her obviously gay husband?! They are both no talent nothings who needed to ride Lauren Conrad's coattails of fame. And all they have to show for it is a FAILING show post Lauren's exit! HAHA! Look how much LAUREN has done with her career: Star of Laguna Beach and The Hills, writing 2 NY Times BESTSELLERS, writing and producing a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, 2 successful clothing lines (including one with KOHL'S). LAUREN IS A MOGUL!!! MAKE MONEY, SISTER!!

  67. 67

    I personally don't care what health risks Heidi might face by her excessive plastic surgery, that is her problem! I can't stand her or her gay husband.

  68. 68


  69. 69

    Ok…I looked @ her before pics and I get the nose job, but everything else…UM NO! I hate fake boobs, but I guess thats because I actually have some.

  70. 70

    Poor girl is so disillusioned.
    More like Frankensteins (Montag) then monster, but then again there is a similarity lol

  71. 71

    Re: stonesfan – she did say she has 30 O's a day?? LOL like any one believed that but…..

  72. 72

    who cares? how long will it take for her head to burst so we can finally get rid of ol' frankentittays??!!

  73. 73

    What the hell is this girl doing to herself?????????????

  74. 74

    To the person who says they'd bang her all day long. You are just being silly.

  75. 75

    To the person who says they'd bang her all day long. You're just being silly. Buy a blow up doll and then you won't get Spencer's disease.

  76. 76

    i agree with Perez and ShoeWhore…that would be so funny to see. i'd laugh if it killed her

  77. 77

    I don't know….

    maybe someone should stick their foot out and trip her..and we'll see.

  78. 78

    Is it me or has anyone failed to think about the future repercussions about "when" and "if" Heidi and Spencer ever procreate that their children are still going to have Heidi's post surgery chin and face!!!!!!! lol lol… Just keeping it real!!! Its a thought!!!

  79. 79

    Re: IRONMAN – You're a douche.