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The Jersey Shore girls sure know how to do it up right!

JWoww and Snooki were spotted walking along Lincoln Rd in Miami yesterday, after having left the salon to orange up!

We must say, that's quite a boob-top you've got on there, JWoww! Do those come in normal breast sizes or just JUMBO?! You best say a prayer on those beads that you don't trip and give all of Miami a show! And what does that tattoo on your midriff say? Something to the effect of "See below for my details"?

And Miz Snooki, we don't want to hate, but if you can afford those $350 Jason Bure shades you got going on, you think you should wear something a little more chic! Did your shift at the Pacific Sunwear just finish?

We still loves you to bits and pickles though!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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44 comments to “clASSy!”



  1. 1

    Fame Whores..



  2. 2

    Is it JUST me, or do these people just ooze 'skuz' … ?



  3. 3

    The lower photo looks like Lindsay Lohan - IF she had a meal once in awhile …. Just say'n ….



  4. 4

    Double yuck.



  5. 5

    Snooki is so fucking fugly, she looks like a lump of shit



  6. 6

    Jwoww looks pretty trashy, but if you cover her body in that picture her face is actually pretty. If she went for more of a natural look and dressed decent she would be gorgeous.



  7. 7

    IDK why buut to me JWoww kinda looks like that girl from the vampire diaries.

  8. iCR says – reply to this


    8

    JWoww is actually pretty, I don't get why she has to whore herself around.



  9. 9

    these people are just trash. nobody is interested in them now that we've unfortunately gotten to know about them. why not 'report' on people we actually care about?



  10. 10

    Re: iCR – It's because she's a naive idiot with no perspective on life. However, I do agree that she kinda has a pretty face.



  11. 11

    I have to admit- Jwow is pretty effin' hot. She's also the only one who stood up for Snooki in the beginning. Hot + good personality = yeah she's in a weird reality show but she's got "it".



  12. 12

    Is that thick Snooki still wearing those rancid sticky shorts from the other day, where her camel toe was protruding due to her not wearing any panties ?



  13. 13

    you can see JWoww's rosary and camel toe in 1 pic!



  14. 14

    And your drawing nipples on her shirt is SUPER CLASSY!!!



  15. 15

    Snooki needs to lay off the gatorade. She's cute but needs to stay away from the calories and that ugly purse!

  16. @v@ says – reply to this


    16

    Gluteous maximus worn on the front. Weird looking. Fire the plastic surgeon.



  17. 17

    Oh Jwoww….what natural beauty and class she has!



  18. 18

    ICK. I am so sick of reality idiots.



  19. 19

    jwow looks like brooke hogan

  20. Jai says – reply to this


    20

    Gross



  21. 21

    Gutter trash



  22. 22

    She's gone KLINGON!



  23. 23

    Get out of Miami Beach! We don't want you here…



  24. 24

    now thats verrrrrrrrrrry hot



  25. 25

    why do you report on people you know nothing about? She's had freakish tits since season 1



  26. 26

    for the love of god even if you are being paid have some dignity and stop telling us about these "stars", they are fucking nobodies and no one cares



  27. 27

    Who cares how JWOW GOT HER TITS….nun your business..
    We should be more worried that she looks like a DOLLAR GENERAL STORES WHORE…SHE LOOKS CHEAP AND DIRTY. Like she would suck your pecker off for $5.99…ick….She has tons of potential…
    Her PUSWAH PROBABLY GONNA HAVE CERVICAL CANCER WHEN SHE HIS 40..
    She looks like she has a STD..ILL BET OVER HALF THE CAST DOES…
    AND 1 OUT OF 5 FOLKS HAVE A STD….JUST LOOK AT YOUR FRIENDS…
    1 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE FOLKS….
    CONTAGIOUS BUMPS ON YOUR "SEX CANDY"…MAYBE PUSS BUMPS…
    SUCKS FOR YOU……….



  28. 28

    Re: Shaneypoo – hahaha! couldn't agree with you more! I can't even stand looking at 'snookie'! barf!



  29. 29

    yuck



  30. 30

    and the tearing down begins…



  31. 31

    That's not Lincoln Rd., it's Collins Ave. Get it right!!!!



  32. 32

    haha talk about spending a lot of money on looking gross!!! these jerkoffs just strive too look skeezy fake boobs fake tans and fake hair aint gona change that DNA u were born with god help u people.



  33. 33

    i would just like to personally thank jwow and her goof bf and friend. my bar had them arrive in a limo, 2 bottles of grey goose, dinners, AND over 8000 cash before she walked in the door. her tip for me? $10 bill after numerous thank you so much. ur right, she puts the ASS in class.



  34. 34

    ha Nina hate to say it but ur the ass for comping that lowlife all that money and perks to make her look more famous then she really is to show up at ur bar. i mean 8 grand for what u shoulda spent that money on a real celebrity. i mean u coulda got gary coleman to do security and only had to pay him minimum wage and that woulda been a hell of a lot more emtertaining.



  35. 35

    the girls look like they smell like old tuna and the guys look like they smell of b.o. if i lived in new jersey i'd hope they all died soon because they really make new jersey look like some kind of refuge for trashy people



  36. 36

    These people need to go back to the planet that they came from. It's kind of scary that we the people are watching and letting these idiots become famous and Perez loves Snooki. He is loosing it big time. No respect there at all. People are unemployed and homeless and we are supporting low life idiots like these people. Sad, very sad.



  37. 37

    It was funny the first time, but (yawn), it's lost what little luster it had.



  38. 38

    JWoww looks like an idiot, but Snooki just looks like she wanted to be comfy. Big deal, shes wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Is she supposed to buy cheap glasses for her cheap outfits?



  39. 39

    She looks absolutely ridiculous with those monster tits.



  40. 40

    Ugh…I've seen hookers in downtown Dallas that were better looking than these fake ass Italian wannabes! Sooo glad I'm gay! (and their men make me wanna puke too!)



  41. 41

    SNOOKI IS TRULY ONE OF THE MOST REPULSIVE LOOK BITCHES ON THE PLANET. JUST NAUSEATING TO THE EYES, ON THE SAME LEVEL AS RUMER WILLIS



  42. 42

    Talk all the shit that makes you feel good, they're getting the last laugh as they stroll on over to the bank



  43. 43

    get out of my damn city already u fuckin jersey trash
    fuckin snooki oompla loompa



  44. 44

    TAKE THAT FUCKING HAT OFF …………. Does she think that it looks good?