The Situation Doubted Reality Stardom! Filed For Unemployment!

Jersey Shore may have been the biggest hit to come out of MTV in quite some time, but even the stars of the show never saw it coming.
It seems The Situation just didn't have faith in his career as a reality star!
Right after filming Jersey Shore in October, he filed for unemployment! The state sent a Request for Separation Information form to the Florida restaurant where The Situation was last employed to make sure he was in fact terminated.
Although when the show premiered in December, his life changed and now the man with the fugly face and hawt abs is making $10,000 an episode.
Damn. How ’bout that situation!
[Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]
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Amazzzing how that works!
Good for him.
Funny you should talk about an ugly face Mario, anyone would take his mug over your Herman Munster ass face any damn day.
IF he paid into it he deserves to get on unemployment. I know that a lot of actors file for unemployment when their part ends on a show, why not him! Not that I consider him an actor in any way.
EARTH TO PEREZ!!! Who the hell told you your mug better??????????????
I bet his asshole looks better than your real fugly face!
they should be making more than 10,000 an episode.. they are soo damn popular now!
what sucking dick for a living isnt considered a job. i guess hes just preparing for when his 15 minutes are up.
let's hope that money lasts before he runs out of it..
I wonder if his nipples are sensitive, very perky,very inviting… haha
Fugly face? Have you looked in the mirror lately Perez? I'd look at his mug over yours any day.
Fugly face? Lol so rude but funny
Stick a corn cob pipe in his mouth and he looks like Popeye!
He really does have a fugly face! too bad because it body is pretty nice. He should just wear a paper bag 24/7.
get a mirror Perez, you calling anyone fugly is ridiculous considering how you look
He'll be back washing dishes and busing tables real soon!…
Keep those UI claim forms dude; not every street hustler is lucky like Kevin Federline…
I LOVE LOVE LOVE when you (Perez) call people ugly.. OMG you are the LAST person to call anyone ugly.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That made my day.
the armpit stretch marks just add to his manly aura! lols! fugly? oh yeah!
Re: willhung – I doubt he is smart enough though, I can see him in another 5 years with out a dime in his pocket and trying to get back the attention -and money- he had during those fast 15 minutes.
Fugly face? More like average face. If you want a fug face on a hot body, check out Michael Phelps.
10,000 an episode??? ….that's just enough for weekend supply of generic condoms, hair grease and cocktails.
Man, fuck all of you.
ONCE AGAIN- Perez puts this up here for our entertainment.. lay the fuck off him. And Ive NEVER, EVER watched a Jersey Shore episode…I have too many brain cells for that.. but this asshole DOES have a fugly mug!
And there I thought he was so full of himself that he was convinced Jersey Shore would make him a star. Whaddya know? He's actually smarter than I thought.
Situation fugly????? lmao!!!! he's fucking handsome!!! and he has a mans face, not a fucking plastic Barbie face like you would like to have. don't you have a fucking mirror anywhere near, dude? ur the fucking ugly one. no one would ever fuck you for legitimate sexual reasons, db! lmao!!!
He looks like Popeye on crack.
this guy's face is literally ruined from tanning, it's so obvious - he looks like a 45 y/o man with a young man's body… it creeps me out, and it's totally why he can never get a chick to follow through with him when he picks them up on the shore - HILARIOUS. But seriously, dude - STOP TANNING YOUR FACE! use bronzer or something! you look twice your age, buddy!!!!! and it's GROSS! can you imagine what you're going to look like when you're ACTUALLY 45???????! EW!
Re: Not my gumdrop buttons! – your pic and user name makes me laugh everytime i see itt
HE GETS PAID BETTER THAN A TEACHER, A COP, A NURSE, A PSYCHOLOGIST, A FIREMAN, ETC….ALL FOR WHAT? PARTYING LIKE A MONKEY AND ACTING A FOOL. THIS IS WHAT OUR SOCIETY HAS COME TO. I'M REALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE IN THE WORLD ENDING IN 2012, BECAUSE THERE IS NO HOPE FOR OUR FUTURE…
he has the face of a 60 year old man
He didn't DOUBT his "star"dom.
That piece of crap was sure something was gonna happen.
I heard that Snooki cut in front of some people at a theme park weeks before that dumbass show aired, and her excuse was "i'm on tv."
What assholes. -_-
What the. I remember on the first episode he was driving a Range Rover to the house! So it wasnt his car?
fugly? "The Situation" is SO CUTE! I love his face!
Fugly? He may be a giant douche, but I think he's actually pretty damn sexy.
lol @ $10,000 an episode
He is a BUTT-A-FACE. His confidence is almost comical But you have to love and respect his swagger. I would defintely kiss that fugly face…However, you Perez, will never own or possess his swagger. Gay or straight men don't want you!
get a real job, he shouldn't be eligible for unemployment, at least i don't live in the same country as the ugly shit who is stealing the tax payers money