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Despite a relentless promotional tour that tallied up over 400 appearances, Kate Gosselin's guide to being a frigid bitch mother, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith, and Family is currently residing at the #425 spot on Amazon.com's bestseller list!

We guess no one wants to read about how to raise a family with a stick up your ass and a bad attitude!

What do U think?? Could Kate be a worse writer than she is a dancer??

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84 comments to “Kate's Book Tanks!!”



  1. 1

    GOOD! Maybe then when she gets booted off DWTS, she'll disappear forever!



  2. 2

    Surprise…Kate will do anything to make a buck. Her kids one day will get her back. All she does is whine… She is meaner than Mommy Dearest. She claims she needs to support her kids? or her hair and beauty ? This is exactly why mean cheat …She is a terrible woman..I dont even understand why people pay her for interviews or anything. She should take care of her kids first with her money..no class at all.



  3. 3

    NOW, OFF TO J LO`S MOVIE FIASCO!!!



  4. 4

    i think i'd still hit it



  5. 5

    if they are things she wanted her kids to know, why the hell does everyone else have to read it?!



  6. 6

    Really?

    That's funny, because VinceNotVance's book is at #424 right now. It's called "Going Vogue: How VinceNotVance is Hip and Shit and Better than Kate Gosselin".
    How ironic.



  7. 7

    …"Could Kate be a worse writer than she is a dancer??"…
    I thought the exact same thing about you, packer of the fudge, when I saw your Herman Munster Shuffle on stage with Gloria Estawhatshername…



  8. 8

    Love, she clearly loves only herself. Faith, you're divorced. Family, you're kids are raised by nannies. Thanks Kate, but I don't think I want any advise from you.



  9. 9

    no idea of her writing skills - but most folks have learned she's a BLANTANT liar, so why spend money to read more LIES?



  10. 10

    400 appearances? Wow, she is at home with the kids a lot, isn't she? NOT.



  11. 11

    People's only interest in Kate Gosselin seems to stem from an insecure need for someone horrible to compare themselves to, a pathetic need to feel sympathy for total strangers (likely stemming from a lack of real friends), or a sadistic need to rejoice in someone else's misery. (Or the fact that the media overhypes this useless family so much and people are such blind sheep that they'll pay attention to anything they're told to). So basically a self-indulgent, faux-lovey-lovey PR stunt like this won't interest many people. But an expletive-laden "Letters to Jon" might.



  12. 12

    YEAH ID LIKE TO SEE YOU WRITE A BOOK PEREZ AND SEE IF IT CAN GET TO 400 ON THE BEST SELLER LIST. HERE ARE SOME SUGGESTED TITLES: "PEREZ' GUIDE TO ANAL SEX AND OTHER GREAT WAYS OF SPREADING AIDS", "TALKING THROUGH MY ASS: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF PEREZ HILTON"



  13. 13

    I still wanna get that book. lol
    i hate her so much but i'm interested in EVERYTHING about her >.



  14. 14

    I WISH JON HAD JIZZED ON HER FACE INSTEAD OF HER VAGINA SO WE NEVER WOULD HAVE HEARD OF HER. OR SOMEONE HAD KICKED HER IN THE STOMACH WHEN SHE WAS PERGNANT SO WE NEVER WOULD HAVE HEARD OF HER AND HER STUPID KIDS



  15. 15

    DID YOU READ THE SO-CALLED BOOK MARIO AND STAFF? PLEASE READ THEN YOU NO THE TRUTH OF WHY IT IS NOT SELLING, SHE IS TRULY A HORRIBLE PERSON!!

    PLEASE READ AND COMMENT!!! MAYBE SOMEONE IN THIS MEDIA CAN TELL THE TRUTH, CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!!!!!!!



  16. 16

    Thank GOD, my wish came true. Tired of people thinking just because they're "known" that they have the right to write a book…or that anyone even cares what they have to say. FAIL

  17. sreyn says – reply to this


    17

    EPIC FAIl. this makes me smile everytime she fails at something I feel better. She says she wants to be a working mom then get a real job go back to nursing stay home with your kids and have a normal life. Stop jetsetting all over the country and then complaining that you dont get to see your kids. and ps btw GO AWAY



  18. 18

    Absentee Mom Kate has 21 book signings between 4/14 thru 5/14. That's 21 in 30 days — not a single city near her home.
    -
    Give Jon custody - she is NEVER home - which is exactly how she likes it.



  19. 19

    Kate Gosselin is bull. She claims she doesn't give a shit about what people think about her piss poor attitude, and expects the same people to buy her book?? HAH!!!



  20. 20

    Re: flora_tink – Tons of info about Kate on the webstie GOSSELIN WITHOUT PITY - its was originally set-up by neighbors concerned for the kids.
    -
    You will find accurate - and lots of info on Kate. Don't waste your money Flora, you can hear the truth there.
    -
    Again - skip the book - check out GOSSELINS WITHOUT PITY.



  21. 21

    ha, just like your books perez. now you have something in common… way to go…



  22. 22

    Good, this woman is pure evil



  23. 23

    Just like your books tanked !!!



  24. 24

    What makes her such a special and wise mom? Can't stand her. Why should we care about her lame letters to her kids and why does she have to make a dumb book about it? She thinks she is so damn relevant and deep. She is neither.



  25. 25

    What do I think? I think her tanked book will beat yours in sales.



  26. 26

    I can't stand this bitch. I wish she would just go away. I am so sick of seeing her face EVERYWHERE I look. She is SO FAKE. Every part of her is fake now. I would take advice about raising kids from Paris Hilton OVER Kate Gosselin any day-SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE.



  27. 27

    well who in thier right mind would want to hear anything about mothering from her?



  28. 28

    Re: h8terboi – I usually laugh a lot at your hateful comments. Love them. I want to set the record straight (no pun) though. Perez did write a book, surprise surprise a hollywood gossip book. Total yawn. Jon didn't get to jizz anywhere near Kate, at least not for her to procreate and my guess is probably never. She had all the kids created in a laboratory where he got to jizz into a container and she was nowhere around. That was probably the only sex he ever got from her too. I am still laughing over your title of Perez Hilton's autobiography. Funny as shit.



  29. 29

    this book is letters to her kids??? is this a joke? here's a crazy idea…maybe she should actually SPEND TIME WITH HER KIDS!!! seriously…what a disgusting human being…



  30. 30

    HAHAHAHA! No ONE cares about you bitch!!! LMAO ROTF! She's a nasty person and deserves to be broke!



  31. 31

    Have you checked where your last book is on Amazon?
    Amazon.com Sales Rank: #237,743 in Books
    LMAO - Talk about tanked, ya fuckin' douchebag. Compared to you she's Hemingway.
    Fuck off and die.



  32. 32

    At least it isn't #339,671 on the Amazon.com bestseller list like YOUR book, Perez. Suck on that!



  33. 33

    Perez hunny a stick up her ass would be an improvement.Might just help take away some of the uptight bitchyness.



  34. 34

    Hey you two have something in common now Perez.



  35. 35

    YES!!! GOOD!!! Why would anyone in their right mind take advice from a b*tch, and someone who everyone hates to work with and be around?!? NOT ME! She needs to settle down and take care of her problems before she can give any sort of advice or guidance.



  36. 36

    What kind of idiot would even BUY her book?



  37. 37

    Stop talking about her. What a waste of space.



  38. 38

    the irony of writing a book on family is pretty awesome.



  39. 39

    Re: Accident – Seriously? That?? Wow, man, congrats… you officialy have no taste at all!



  40. 40

    Re: h8terboi – I'd totally read "Perez' Guid to Anal Sex and Other Great Ways of Spreading AIDS', and I know millions of other people who would, too, just coz that sounds really awesome.
    So his book would be f***ing #1!!!! Now be a good boy and go suck a dick!



  41. 41

    so how many copies of YOUR book sold, mister porky?



  42. 42

    she brings the ratings because she is a bitch. nobody looks to bitches for parenting advice. nobody is buying her little "hard-working-christian-mother-of-8" routine any more. the only way her new shows will do well is if she continues to bring the drama. they'll coach her to be a bitch and a drama queen (not a stretch) and she'll do it because she wants the $$$ and when the dust settles and the show is cancelled (it will be) she'll be branded a bitch in obscurity forever. it will kill her. time wounds all heals.



  43. 43

    Good Maybe her 15 minutes are finally over. I hate this bitch



  44. 44

    A grifter strikes again!



  45. 45

    I am not a fan of hers but I respect her more than her sleazy ex. At least she is out there TRYING and what's her idiot ex doing? Nothing but trying to torment her.



  46. 46

    I'm so glad i don't have a mother like her. I mean the woman uses her own kids for her own benefit. Selfish & Sad. :(



  47. 47

    How could she have possibly made 400 appearances to promote the book?



  48. 48

    she has the personality and talent of a dead fish and her fakeass hair looks worse than a bad Dolly Parton 1970's-era wig. It's good for her kids that other people are raising them so they don't have an abusive person like her to treat them like shit. She IS narcissism.



  49. 49

    I agree…Her bitchy and mean spirit come back around to bite that ASS. I have hope she will get the hint…..I wanna like her.



  50. 50

    Re: Gary78
    LOLLOLLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…
    WHAT GOES AROUND…..GOOD ONE…..LOL



  51. 51

    As a woman pushing 60, I can say that I've seen just about everything, but Kate is a complete evil bitch and I don't understand why people fall for her fake crying. She was a TOTAL and COMPLETE B*TCH to Jon and when he finally went insane, she tried to play the part of the abused wife. Spare me. She is a little pig and I hope she goes broke and has to get a real job to support those eight monsters she irresponsible popped out. Giving birth to a ton of babies you can't feed doesn't make you a saint, it makes you an evil cow.



  52. 52

    Re: Marianne Chitter Chatter
    CALM DOWN BOOGER…ITS OK….JUST BREATH…..LOL….YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT…BUT TRY NOT LET IT GET TO YOU SO BAD…..LOL



  53. 53

    Why do "Letters to her kids" have to go through millions of snoopy gossip whores first? And can her kids even read?



  54. 54

    Letters to My Kids on Love (I'm a tramp), Faith (I've sold my soul to Satan for fame), and Family (You kids come from a broken one, get used to it).



  55. 55

    Can she be a worse mother is the real question. Why doesn't she just take he 21k that she gets per month from Jon, her 50k per episode x116 episodes back to her million dollar home and bake those cookies that she so much desires to be doing. Quit the whining, fire the nannies, the chef, the groundskeepers and take care of your own kids for a change. She is an insult to all us real hardworking mothers who actually take care of our own children.



  56. 56

    At least her book is not a "How to Dance" book.



  57. 57

    I WISH EVERYONE WOULD VOTE THE BITCH OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS. SHE TREATS HER PARTNER LIKE SHIT AND CAN'T WALK TO THE BEAT THEN SAYS HER KIDS LIVE FOR MONDAY NITES AND THAT WHY SHE HAS TO STAY. GET RID OF HER AND LET HER PARTNER HAVE SOME PIECE.



  58. 58

    Of course it tanked,no body cares!!!!!!



  59. 59

    I watched someoen interviewing her not long ago and couldn't believe my ears… this woman who, I'm sure, is a bad person and mother (judging from the sole fact that she's sold her life and the life of her kids to a reality show and still does) pretending to be all lovely, nice, peaceful and saint-like (now she's a blondie, dressed all in pink, quiet voice… man! I thought she was going to grow wings and fly like an angel any moment!!) HAHA what a pathetic attempt to make her look good and pure, what a horrible disgusting marketing product she's become, what a deceiving creature - social services should take those poor children away from her and Jon (he's as much to blame); any children who are forced to grow up in front of cameras should be adopted by normal parents so they can have a normal life.. THEN sell your soul to the Devil if you wish, but please don't pretend like you love them so much, she only loves herself, money and fame, it's all false, image, lies - sad



  60. 60

    I'd read her book….if i could borrow it from the library for free, or buy it when it comes over to the Dollar store..



  61. 61

    Re: h8terboi – excellent post!!



  62. 62

    Please no more free PR for this white trash. just let her go away



  63. 63

    Yes and Perez' True Bloggywood Stories is in 240,458th position. Wow! That's a best-seller!



  64. 64

    The book is getting awful reviews on Amazon too.



  65. 65

    Not to worry Kate, You'll have company real soon once the KarTRASH girls "release" their "book"



  66. 66

    Re: Lydia08
    The same idiots who vote for her to stay on DWTS!
    I'm so shocked she's still around.



  67. 67

    i watched it last night. i couldn't stop laughing it was the most hilarious thing ever. i was kinda embarassed for her. made for good laughs when having an effed up day. keep up the shitty work kate



  68. 68

    Um, Pig Face, at least her's made the list. How did True Bloggywood and Red Carpet Suicide do again? Hahahahahaha. Sucks to be you!



  69. 69

    Her other 2 books were best sellers. What rating did Perez Hilton's ONE book get?



  70. 70

    This woman thinks she is a celebrity, and I am doing all I can to avoid her. I can't stand to watch her on Dancing With The Stars, she is soooo bad! ABC sucks for keeping her on the show. I hope her book "tanks" so bad they will never publish another one. What a media whore….



  71. 71

    This woman is using her kids so she won't get voted off DWTS. She can't dance and oh my god poor tony hanging in there. They need to vote her off
    NOW! She sucks just as bad as she did the first week, no progress. I can see why jon did not want to be with her (yes he is an idiot) , she made his life a living hell..Now she is making tony's life a living hell. "I just don't want to be sent home" Please send her home america her dancing stinks!!



  72. 72

    Re: Accident – This woman is using her kids so she won't get voted off DWTS. She can't dance and oh my god poor tony hanging in there. They need to vote her off
    NOW! She sucks just as bad as she did the first week, no progress. I can see why jon did not want to be with her (yes he is an idiot) , she made his life a living hell..Now she is making tony's life a living hell. "I just don't want to be sent home" Please send her home america her dancing stinks!!



  73. 73

    Re: emschick – You said it. Bravo to all the REAL mothers that come to this site - the real, TRUE, hard-working Moms who love their children.



  74. 74

    Re: blsdjan – what does this have to do with Perez's books? Oh, that's right - zippo.
    -
    We're discussing Kate the Monster here, just in case you hadn't caught the pic. above.

  75. Lucas says – reply to this


    75

    I always thought it odd that she would publish letters written to her children. The "normal" person would keep that private. I, along with so many others, do not wish to read those private letters. What an embarassment to the children.



  76. 76

    EPIC FAIL… PEREZ KNOWS ALL ABOUT THIS… don’t cha donkey face. Hee Haw.



  77. 77

    Ya and ur books did bad as well. Apparently you are a better blogger than a writer, fashion expert, and music finder.



  78. 78

    If she isn't kicked off this week, I'll suck off Ochocinco! Oh, wait, I'd do that anyway.



  79. 79

    how about instead of writing open letters to your kids for the whole world to read you just STAY THE FUCK HOME with ALL THOSE KIDS YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE and tell them what you want them to know?
    this bitch is the WORST.



  80. 80

    ….lmao I agree Gordito! That bitch is crazy and dry as hell don't nobody want to read one of her tired ass books about her tired ass life…I hope she rots in hell



  81. 81

    Next she'll be designing kids' clothing. I can see it now.



  82. 82

    Wow….read the first chapter online and all Kate does is find excuses and reason to bitch and complain. Won't continue to read. No one put a gun to her head to be in the lime light so she can STFU



  83. 83

    GO AWAY!!!!! STOP GIVING HER PRESS!!!!!! 15MIN IS over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  84. 84

    YEAH, Kate's book will debut at #11 on the New York Times bestseller list, and your BFF Jill Zarin's book DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ON THE LIST in its first week.

    Who's the one "tanking" now, Perez? I'm off your site permanently now.