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Nick Cannon Tries To Convince The World Mimoo Cooks Her Own Meals!

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Ha!

It's no secret that Mariah Carey likes a hearty meal, but Nick Cannon is delusional if he thinks we'll buy for a SECOND that his wifey cooks them herself!

He says:

"Mariah's a great cook. She likes to make fun dishes. You know, the pizzas with the English muffins and the mozzarella? We do that a lot. She makes her own sauce. She's skilled like that."

Seriously? Even though there's no way she's doing that herself, you're trying to tell us she's skilled because she can put cheese and sauce on top of an English Muffin??

Every college kid on the planet can do that drunk at 3am!!

We think Mimoo should focus her 'skills' out of the kitchen and on producing a new album that does really well!

Bwa ha ha.

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93 comments to “Nick Cannon Tries To Convince The World Mimoo Cooks Her Own Meals!”



  1. 1

    Well somebody sure cooks them b/c this chick is FAT. God, she looks just like Christina Hendricks except Mimi's boobs actually look real. Ugh, fat chicks like this are just so busted.



  2. 2

    I'm surprised they aren't shaped like rainbows and butterflies



  3. 3

    Does she cook COW because she's beginning to look like one.
    .
    Calling Richard Simmon. Calling Richard Simmons.



  4. 4

    this bitch can cook…i use to love her now she is just a lame fucking wack job….

    PEREZ YOU ARE STILL A FAT FUCKING GAY PIG.



  5. 5

    WOW, THE ONLY COOK MARIAH HAS IS MCDONALDS. DAMN, SHE'S FATTER THAN OPRAH!! FOTOSHOP HER 40 LBS LESS PLEASE - AND NO EXTRA BACON!!!



  6. 6

    Mimi looking good !! She is such a lovely person inside and out. A very generous & kind woman. She is back in the studio now with Jermaine Dupri and Brian Michael Cox (not that Perez would ever post anything postive about Mariah). Glad she's not working with Tricky and The Dream again. Her last album was not one of my faves, but still a good album.



  7. 7

    Mariah, 26 Weeks at #1 in Brazil

    Mariah's cover of Foreigner's 1984 hit "I Want To Know What Love Is" continues to rule the Brazilian Airplay chart - now in its 26th consecutive week at #1



  8. 8

    Rihanna Gets Starstruck with Mariah

    Rihanna was embarrassed when she met Mariah Carey as she could only think of the hours she spent copying her dance routines as a child.

    The R&B star is from Barbados, and grew up listening to "diva" music. Her favourite female vocalist was Mariah, and Rihanna admits she was blown away when she finally got to meet her. She couldn't help acting like a crazy fan, admitting she lost all semblance of cool when in the same room as her idol.

    "Janet Jackson, Destiny's Child, Whitney Houston – they were definitely the people who motivated me to do this, who I idolised and looked up to and said, 'I want to be like them, I want to do that one day, I want to back videos, make music and have CDs.' That started the dream and it just went from there, and became a reality," she explained. "Yes I have met some of them and it's really, really strange. I still look at Mariah Carey and I'm a fan, I remember Vision of Love when I was repeating every night every move in that video."

    Source: MusicRooms



  9. 9

    WTF? Mariah is known to cook her own meals. In fact, she cooks every Christmas feast that is based on her father's recipe for the past, what, ten years? Not to mention she did a Thanksgiving special back in '98 or '99 where she was cooking a Thanksgiving dinner for family and friends on MTV. Mariah has never said she's a great cook. In fact, she said "my dancing is like my cooking: I try." If her husband believes that she is truly gifted in the culinary arts, then let him be! I may be a horrible cook but my significant other enjoys it like no other!



  10. 10

    For all the people that say she's fat.. PLEASE POST A REAL PIC OF YOURSELF ! Lets see what you look like. Atleast she can put on weight, Madonna has to drink Ensure to try and keep weight on. She's so old and decrepit, she is wasting away..



  11. 11

    Mariah The Queen of R&B Pop !! 18 #1 Singles ! More than any other solo artist out there. More than Elvis !



  12. 12

    what the fuck is up with the "Bwa ha ha." after practically every post. just as bad as the "El Lay" crap. is this the work of La Coacha or as I like to refer to her as La Cocha Panocha…



  13. 13

    wow mariah is starting to look like aretha franklin



  14. 14

    Re: Gary78 – Oh shut up Gary, why don't you post a pic FIRST. Mariah IS fat. And so is christina hendricks….ha!



  15. 15

    mariah is queen a smart and kind woman you people suck millions of people around the world love this woman i am one of the many so shut up losers



  16. 16

    MOOOOOOOO, if by cooking she means stuffing her face at the local buffet. Than I believe it. Seriously though she is such an Icon so much so that Milka put her in their campaign! Mooooooooooo



  17. 17

    Thank you for this breaking news, Perez.



  18. 18

    IS THIS NEWS? OMG, LIKE WE KNOW SHE EATS EVERYONES MEALS, IS THAT WHAT U MEANT TO SAY PEREZ?



  19. 19

    She must be really good in the kitchen… looking at her picture, i can tell that she eats all ! even the china!



  20. 20

    Re: PrinceD – learn how to write and not write run on sentences! she is a bitch in person. a caddy rude jealous bitch! so suck it gorilla! buhaw ahhahahha hah ha ha ha. ok now.



  21. 21

    I bet she does cook! And she eats all of it too.



  22. 22

    who are you to say she cant cook?
    and im pretty sure it was said yearsssss ago that she can cook.
    and who are you bastards to call her fat? she looks fine. stick thin isnt cute. odds are she looks better then half of you will at 40…hell she probably looks better then half of you now.



  23. 23

    Re: FATTIES need to purge – You must be a self hating fatty… So sad.. Probably haven't seen your junk in years.



  24. 24

    Re: FATTIES need to purge cause I'm a fatty too and I hate myself. – She is thick and juicy. She has curves, REAL women have curves. The U.S.'s OBSESSION with women being stick figures is crazy ! Most real women are NOT stick figures, unless they have some sort of eating disorder..



  25. 25

    Wow, you can hear the Spanx stretching from here. Memoirs of a Buffet Table should be the title of her next fail record.



  26. 26

    I love the dress by the way!!



  27. 27

    She does NOT look good, she's enormous and so out of shape



  28. 28

    hahahah omg every drunk college kid… lmaoooooo LMFAO perez…



  29. 29

    She is so obvioulsy wasted on HO Ho's and boooze in this pic. She lost her mind again!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    Which explains why she looks the way she does.



  31. 31

    Mariah has always been curvy but NOT LIKE THIS. Believe me, I know, because I'm curvy. It's one thing to be shaped like an hourglass and quite another to pack weight on those curves which is what it looks like. Maybe she's trying to get pregnant, who knows, but if she's comfortable with herself like this, then so be it. That's all it's about, being happy with yourself by your own standards. And I don't believe she cooks. She's said herself she'll always have the maturity of a 12 year old and the numbers of her entourage prove it. Well-known fact. God Bless you, Mariah:).

  32. losky says – reply to this


    32

    why does she still dress like shes a size 1? i get it that you know love the body you have but if you have a bigger body then dress in clothes that make you shine not make you look like a whale strapped in a dress. free willy! queen latifah is big but she knows how to dress sexy as hell. mi-moo needs some lessons.



  33. 33

    wow.
    perez. youve really lost it.
    dont have anything else to talk about.

    believe it or not, MARIAH CAREY IS A HUMAN! just like you and me.
    but the difference shes talented and your a fucking scum.



  34. 34

    Re: poosie – Poosie, you're the one who needs to learn how to write. If you are going to call Mariah a name, at least spell it right! It's catty, not caddy. Mariah is not hauling around golf clubs. And I won't even mention your punctuation errors and ignorant choice of name-calling words. Oh wait, I just did.



  35. 35

    Oh for fuck's sake this woman is a COW. Did I spell that right? I sure as hell did. Fat people are so damn disgusting b/c it's such a lack of control and self-respect that is going on…it's just so damn pathetic. And then they try to make themselves feel better by calling themselves "curvy" and BBW and "plus-sized'..when really…they are just a bunch of sad cellulite-ridden fatsos. BBW = Big Beastly Women. Yuck. And that goes for you too ctrlaltdelete since I know your fat dumpy arse is following my posts… :D



  36. 36

    Re: perezfrance – thanks for the spell check…doesnt change the fact she is a FAT, RUDE, CATTY lol, JEALOUS, INSECURE OVERSIZED TACKY BITCH. There,…that better for ya? :)



  37. 37

    YAWN! I'm still waiting for something news worthy. Pereza's next post will be about how hot zaquisha's chicken legs are or how he's wet over bieber.



  38. 38

    Re: perezfrance – dude shut the fuck up chump nutz.



  39. 39

    What about you Fat Perez HILTON ?



  40. 40

    what if she does..?? she's just a normal girl after all!! She does make turkey every tksgv and she's also known 4 making her father's linguini…..LOoser!!



  41. 41

    Fuck you!



  42. 42

    Ofcourse she does i mean the woman is FAT what else can we expect.



  43. 43

    She is drunk 24/7. At 300 lbs she is going to STILL be sporting mini skirts lols. Thats going to be fun to watch!



  44. 44

    Why does it not surprise me that Perez is talking his shit like always about Mariah??? You just don't know anything about Mariah…Did u know she always makes her own meals every christmas??? And if anybody is a FAT take a long look at urself. Shit u use to be really FAT before you consider urself Hollywood. U only hate on Mariah cuz u will never be a TRUE DIVA like she is…

  45. @v@ says – reply to this


    45

    If he's impressed and happy with that, then they're both good to go. : )



  46. 46

    ooohhh… Mariah… please start working out! or stop wearing all those unflattering dresses! o_O



  47. 47

    PEREZ, REALLY? Why do you always hate on Mariah? Your such a Hater! You always diss Christina,Mariah,Jennifer Aniston, You sure do have a really sad soul. Remember Karma is a Bitch and I hope you get a whole lot of it. BTW Like it or Not MARIAH IS A DAMN LEGEND!



  48. 48

    so what if she's gained a few pounds. she's still beautiful! she's a beauty no matter what! chunky, thin, or whatever, you can't deny her natural beauty INSIDE and OUT :)

    btw, mariah and nick are one adorable couple. people posting negative comments about them must be very insecure and depressed.



  49. 49

    so what, because she's famous it means that she doesn't cook?



  50. 50

    If you saw her walking down the street! Ya'll would be likee DAAAAAAAANGGG!! She IS HOT!! But what cause she's a celeb she gotta be a size 0?? WELL NO! That's not even a size! That's just fucking disgusting, and to all the Madonna fans calling Mariah fat! would you prefer a 51 year old no figure manly body shape muscular bicep and veiny gap toothed ho or a sexy, busty, curvy, hour glass shaped tall woman who has a cute face?? Mariah is sexy! HATERS ARE INSECURE AND UGLY!!! If your prefer a man/woman like Madonna? You need a psychiatrist and an optometrist ASAP!!



  51. 51

    mimo? ix that a stab out of her weight? because hunni she isnt fat, shes normal leave her alone.

    and we have scene her cooking in the "hero" era. and she has said before she doesnt cook unless its thanksgiving or christmas. then she does.

    Diva can ben Domestic Divas aswell. Victoria B cooks



  52. 52

    Another bogus, ALTERED "story" from Perez. Perez man, you have to stop this.

    Your headline reads "…Mimoo cooks her own meals."

    He never said that! Nick clearly gave a couple of examples of SOME dishes she makes. He didn't say she cooks every night or makes them every night.

    You're nothing but a worthless LIAR Perez and you are pathetic!

    Whad do you cook for yourself Perez? A whole cow? Ya' fat prick.



  53. 53

    Fatties need to purge… there is something seriously wrong with you. Why do I get the feeling you're a 400 pound woman from the Ozarks who eats boxes of Ring Dings all day and watches trash TV.



  54. 54

    She does not need to proof anything. I'm glad to see that she is living it up, her way. So many artist today bend over backwards to get media attention then lose who they are in the "artistic process". While lil boys and girls may be persuaded to believe that that is original, but in reality we all know that showing your vagege in a music video is an act of desperation, desperate for attention. Yup…not just the lil boys and girls but older cokeheads who are twisted enough to think that that kind of shit is worth a penny are all over. It's a damn shame, really!
    But here's a woman that doesn't fall into that. She's is strong enough to do things her way. That is true confidence, to walk against the grain and have your heart still shine like a diamond in the gutter. I love you, Mariah! Keep doing what you believe in, honey. We love you!!!



  55. 55

    It's always the Madonna fans whom are quick to call MC fat, as if being pasty, overly muscled, veiny, box-shaped, and face full of plastic is supposed to be the standard of beauty. But of course, according to her fans, Madonna supposedly looks better than women half her age, so who are we to disagree?



  56. 56

    The bloated cow looks like she has Dominos on speed dial.



  57. 57

    She needs to lose about 30 pounds.



  58. 58

    She needs a new hairstyle too…that played out 90s sex kitten thing makes her look pathetic now. I bet she does cook, I mean lets face it….she has nothing else to do but make crap hip hop albums and cook, right? Her tours are lacklustre disasters played to half empty halls. Her husband is a gross skeav and she really should have picked herself up a Brazilian manwhore like Madonna did.



  59. 59

    Re: JackTheRipper – Yes because Jesus is so "right" for Madonna. He's GAY !!!!! Carlos Leon is gay too. Madonna is a typical Liza Minelli fa*g hag.. She dates fa*gs who won't come out.



  60. 60

    Re: YoungTaurus – Post #55 YES !! They like to call her fat. Yet Madonna is so pasty pale, she is gaint and decrepit looking. She does not look good for her age. She looks like she is wasting away. Maybe Mariah should go to Madonna's and cook for her so she can put on some weight. She is WAY too thin and veiny. Madonna needs to drink some Ensure Plus to gain some weight. That would be perfect, Madonna the new spokewoman for Ensure !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  61. 61

    She is a beautiful woman. Not everyone can, needs or wants to be a size 0. She is voluptuous the way God intended woman to be. Who wants to fuck a cold all the time, ketosis smelling breath always in a rotten mood woman???? If guys wanted that they could screw Naomi Campbell!!!



  62. 62

    Re: JackTheRipper – As far as her "failed" albums. Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel was not a huge commercial success, but it sold ok. Her fans loved it and at the end of the day that is what matters. Other artists have had WAY more "failed" singles/albums. The reason it looks so bad when a Mariah album doesn't sell HUGE numbers is cause she is SO successfull and people expect more out of her than your average artist. She is The Queen of R&B Pop !!!!!



  63. 63

    JackTheRipper says –

    She needs a new hairstyle too…that played out 90s sex kitten thing makes her look pathetic now. I bet she does cook, I mean lets face it….she has nothing else to do but make crap hip hop albums and cook, right? Her tours are lacklustre disasters played to half empty halls. Her husband is a gross skeav and she really should have picked herself up a Brazilian manwhore like Madonna did

    ^ Gee, and yet, she is worth over $450 million net. Wow! So that's a failure? Jealous much?



  64. 64

    Why doesn't this bloated cow lose some god damned weight? And those horrible, tacky clothes she wears - ugh. And that clown she's maried to.



  65. 65

    Re: Paulie – Mariah has SO MANY haters … When you are the MOST TALENTED SINGER/SONGWRITER OF ALL TIME that is to be expected. I mean she has sold more albums than any other female her in the U.S. and has more #1 Singles than any other solo artist ! 18 to be exact. The difference between Mariah and other artists is that she has earned her success. She writes and prodces ALL of her material. She doesn't just pay people to write and produce her music. She doesn't just show up in the studio and have someone tell her what to sing and how to sing it !



  66. 66

    She is trying to have a baby you fucking morons ! Women who are trying to get pregnant are supposed to gain weight ! Check your info morons ! When you are bony, gaunt, and too skinny it's hard to get pregnant !



  67. 67

    she has gone on record "she does not cook" which is it???



  68. 68

    spy girl says –

    Why doesn't this bloated cow lose some god damned weight? And those horrible, tacky clothes she wears - ugh. And that clown she's maried to

    ^ Wrote the 450 lb. heffer from her trailer in the Ozarks, while her 5 baby daddies fail to pay her child support. :)



  69. 69

    I think he is saying she is skilled for making her own sauce. Not for making those pizza's dumbass! It takes skill to make a good homemade sauce.



  70. 70

    MOOOOOOOO Fat and no longer relevant, nobody cares about this cow, put her out to pastures where she belongs. MOOOOOOOOO



  71. 71

    Um, i was doing this in the 4th grade for an after school snack! That's not cooking. And if she really made the sauce,which btw would take over an hour to make from scratch,why would you waste it on english muffins?



  72. 72

    Gary 78 must be joking. Madonna looks great for her age! Considering shes the same age as the Golden Girls were when they filmed their series.



  73. 73

    Re: Gary78 – Hip hop is boring unless its something like Jay Z. Mariah should go back to the stuff she used to sing, the overblown power ballads and more radio friendly stuff. Thats why "I Waana Know What Love Is" was a hit, becuz it sounded like her glory days.



  74. 74

    Mariah is simply going to go through what ALL older female singers go thru after 40…..its all downhill. Of course Cher had a one hit wonder 10 yrs ago, and Madonna's tours are huge, but mostly women get discarded and shoved aside as they get older. It will even happen to Britney, Lady Gaga (who will be irrelevant by next year Im predicting) and eventually even Miley Virus.



  75. 75

    Re: JackTheRipper

    Dayum! I just turned 40! If it's all down hill from here at least now I can relax, eat what I want and not exercise! Hot Damn! LOL j/k

    I think Mimi looks fine. Yes, she has put on weight but I'd rather see a woman with a few pounds on her than have kids looking up to someone with an eating disorder. If and when she is ready to lose the weight, she will. Until then - just be happy with who you are. Don't worry about what other people have to say. We are all screwed up in one way or another.



  76. 76

    I used to love her, but what is the deal with all the haters!
    I agree that she needs to loose weight, but she is not a cow.



  77. 77

    Seriously laughed out loud. Thanks. In a time when thingz are just to f'n serious anymore–that definitely broke up the monotony.



  78. 78

    Madonna is breaking records. Mariah is breaking scales.



  79. 79

    Re: Dorchester – Madonna is breaking records for the ugliest, most gaunt veiny corpse to ever go on tour !!



  80. 80

    way to try to humaize your nig whore Cannon!! fuck off both of you!!



  81. 81

    She's getting so fat.



  82. 82

    Re: Gary78 – She's FAT. Look at my profile if you want to see a pic;) Sorry if it offends you that not everyone finds her attractive, but thats just the way of the world.



  83. 83

    Re: Gary78 – hunny I got curves and I'm at least 50 pounds lighter than she is.



  84. 84

    Re: djnv2009 – shut the fuck up you racist loser. Make your comments without bringing your disgusting prejudices into it.



  85. 85

    I love Miss Mimoo simply because she makes me look positively sevelte



  86. 86

    she better focus on using vegetable oil instead of lard



  87. 87

    Re: chaot1cRe: chaot1c – Yeah you look like a skinny rat !



  88. 88

    "Obsessed" Wins at ASCAP Pop Music Awards

    The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP) hosted its 27th annual Pop Music Awards last night at the Renaissance Hollywood Hotel in Los Angeles, California. The star-studded event, which was attended by over 700 leading songwriters, recording artists and music industry leaders, honored the songwriters and publishers behind some of today's most popular music.

    "Obsessed," Mariah's 2009 hit from her album Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel was among the 50 songs awarded the "Most Performed Song."

    Most Performed Song
    "Obsessed" (Mariah Carey)
    Witers: Terius "The Dream" Nash, C. "Tricky" Stewart
    Publishers: 2082 Music Publishing, RZE Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

    C. "Tricky" Stewart was on hand to collect the award for "Obsessed." He also received the same award for the songs "Blame It" (Jamie Foxx) and "Single Ladies" (Beyonce).



  89. 89

    Re: Gary78 – omg, Gary78, stop being mean! chaot1c is beautiful. Let's all calm down shall we ;)
    ________
    Anyway, I'm so tired of people bashing Mariah Carey because of her weight! So what if she's a little thicker now. She's still GORGEOUS. She is the type of woman who can gain weight and remain beautiful. She has such a pretty face, and her curves are very 18th century (back when voluptuous women were ideal)



  90. 90

    whata a repulsive fat troll



  91. 91

    fatriah isn t talented , isn t a songwriter, is nothing , that animal is only a fat cow



  92. 92

    REPULSIVE FAT TROLL



  93. 93

    Re: Gary78 – its cute that you think that I would be insulted by someone who finds Mariah Carey attractive;) Keep trying sweetheart…keep trying