Just to make sure it sticks? We kid, we kid.
He's just insanely rich!
According to Tony, Simon will tie the knot with his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy in Brighton, England, Los Angeles, Barbados and Hollywood.
El Lay and Hollyhood?! Sorry, why is that exactly?
Previously, we knew about them having two ceremonies to appease both sides of the family. But four?! Little much, Cowell. Just a tad overboard, you might say.
Don't agree? Alright, then lets also tell you the theme: Salvador Dali!
Agree with us now? Yeah, we thought so.
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