Completely Gratuitous

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Dios Mio!

Kylie Minogue's RIDICULOUSLY HAWT boyfriend, Andrés Velencoso Segura, snagged the cover of this month's Vanity Fair Espana, and showed his gratitude by posing COMPLETELY NEKKID!

Holy shiz! That body is out of control!

Kylie is one lucky lady!

Tags: andres velencoso segura, nude photos, photoshoot, so effing sexy, vanity fair

Posted: Apr 20, 2010 at 8:30 pm / Email this »

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99 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

sillytart says – reply to this

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Am I the only one that thinks something is really wrong with this photo? His body looks super weird and not normal..and his face looks pasted on. WTF?!
flora_tink says – reply to this

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i thought it was orlando bloom at first! lol
good lord
dirtyfinger says – reply to this

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That is not sexy. Nor good-looking. Icky poo!!!
pusspuss says – reply to this

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I am sorry but this is the most unattractive picture… I have no idea who this guy is and he may well be hot in person, but this cover is FOUL!!
backstreetboysarethebest says – reply to this

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his ass looks weird lol and i kinda thought this was like some weird mummy/bog person or something at a creepy museum lol i dunno my mind isnt here today… i'll shut up now lol
mw says – reply to this

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so weird and gross!! eeewww strange body!!
Lilygirl27 says – reply to this

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Is his waist really that short or is this just bad retouching?
arnaz_2000 says – reply to this

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HOT DAMN!!!!!
Übergeist says – reply to this

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eww! Looks weird.
BabyLuv says – reply to this

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He is all legs and no torso!
GOSSiP__xo says – reply to this

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Beauuuuutiful.
You Know Like Totally says – reply to this

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Re: sillytart – I agree. Just something odd with the legs, the right one especially. Sure it's just a bad photo, but he looks like pipe cleaners that have been twisted together.
EyelineredHeart says – reply to this

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Gross.
Dirrty Spice says – reply to this

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Kylie is def one lucky lady….Andres is a hot Spanish model…..mighty fine….she is 1 lucky lady to be going to bed with him…..taking out my Spanish passport and heading back home i think to get myself one of those spunky Spanish men!!!
Lulu-2 says – reply to this

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Whoaaaaaaaa . . . lordy.
cherimiguel131 says – reply to this

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His legs are like way too long for his body. get real!! Also his arms are not in proportion to his torso. This is a horrible depiction of a man.
cherimiguel131 says – reply to this

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unnatural freak
Dirrty Spice says – reply to this

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some of you people are probably just jealous, hence the nasty comments on here….maybe have a look at yourself in the mirror….Andres is a beautiful man
Ooh la la says – reply to this

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WHOA.
sonicdahedgehog says – reply to this

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His face looks photoshopped onto that body
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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photoshop phuckery…
zooby says – reply to this

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i went to the comment section just to see the fat whales or ugly bitches who constantly comment negatively when they are ugly themselves. i bet you're dating an uglier guy than this with a beer belly. if this guy is hideous/gross/nasty - i'd like to know what you think about 80% of the men you see every day.
Word2UrMother says – reply to this

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Dude looks like some sort of insect… ewww Ill pass…
zooby says – reply to this

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Re: Dirrty Spice – yeah, as if he'd want their ugly ass. kylie is much much better looking than these whales and hick-looking sluts.
kissmyassobama says – reply to this

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Frog legs.
raven_raincloud says – reply to this

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BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!
_bluejeanbaby_ says – reply to this

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She goes from one crazy hot guy (Olivier Martinez) to another. Mamma Mia, lucky lady!!
zogriba says – reply to this

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I can't believe a well respected magazine would put a weird, grasshopper looking naked freak on their cover! Blechhhhh!
G0 Ask Alice says – reply to this

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No — just No.
kleeow says – reply to this

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That's gross.
sharre says – reply to this

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Uhm…EWWW!
perez12345 says – reply to this

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i'm sorry..is slouching sexy? cuz to me that just looks awkward.
hamnip says – reply to this

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he so horny he fuck you long time
poppykock1 says – reply to this

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it looks like they photo shopped is legs too much he looks weird.
gkscollins says – reply to this

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That face is effed up. Body is very alien-like.
fanofroddick says – reply to this

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dude's six foot four and a lot of that is apparently his legs. still looks a little weird though
festus11 says – reply to this

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He looks like a poster boy from some third world country. You should have put this under "for a good cause."
PrinceD says – reply to this

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what are you people talking about i love his body he's thin but his kegs are hot
Mags84 says – reply to this

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whats up with his left calf??
Susie-Q says – reply to this

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Maybe he looks good to a gay guy but to this straight female - he's fug. His body looks fug. Everything about this photo is fug. Lucky? That girl needs to get Lasik.
sugarnspice50 says – reply to this

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she always has the hottest boyfriend…. lucky bitch.
mgh says – reply to this

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this must be a painted portrit
cripbabe111 says – reply to this

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are you kidding? he looks like a Cro-Magnon man with unattratively long arms and legs and no torso! not hawt at all!
billyk says – reply to this

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That is such a bad photograph. The guy looks deformed. Not hot at all.
cargasm says – reply to this

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Re: flora_tink – I thought it was Orlando Bloom at first, too Then I thought it was Chris Cornell.
I think he'd be devastatingly hot if he gained a little weight. I like my men with a little more meat on their bones
timetime says – reply to this

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WTF….WTF ARE YOU TALKING OUT OF CONTROL THIS DUDE IS SKIN & BONES…GET REAL YOU FAT COW….BUT THEN AGAIN COMPARE TO YOU PIG-REZ HE IS S HOT PIECE.
montrealer2009 says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does this guy look like something out of AVATAR? except he is bronzed instead of blue..
The is no denying he is good looking, but yeah, the photo is really AVATARish looking..something does not seem right.
sooperdooper says – reply to this

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This is cheap and tacky… I also think that the photo has been super photoshopped…
On top of it, he's all greasy. No, the head definitely does not look like it belongs to this overtly elongated body…something is off. Not attractive, sorry.
Fathom says – reply to this

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Not impressed. And, the photo looks strange.
MSSIBELLASURREY says – reply to this

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HE IS NO OLIVIER MARTINEZ.
VentEsq says – reply to this

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i have to agree on the "all legs" comment, but he's well sculpted and i like the gritty quality of the photo. and what a change to see a nude man vulnerably posed in a way that communicates, "i am here for your gratification" instead of a woman.
Bluebonnet says – reply to this

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There is definitely something wrong with that boy. Not sexy at all, just bizarre.
hotsilk says – reply to this

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I think he's a sexy guy, but this is not a good pic of him.
loveya1 says – reply to this

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No, sorry. He's not hot at all.
Spitfire1 says – reply to this

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I agree with EVERYONE who says this pic is ANYTHING but HOT! It's gross and strange and NOT sexy AT ALL…whoever Ok'd this photo must need serious eye or either a brain evaluation…GROSS…just GROSS…it even makes me think a little less of Kylie..(it's that bad)…why would he pose in such an un natural position and WHY would they photoshop him so much to where he looks like a chicken who has been skinned and just left the muscle tissue exposed?? EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!
kaitylou says – reply to this

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I think that he would look better if he had some more meat on his bones, way too skinny for my taste. Then again I have seen other pictures of him where he looks really hot so maybe this is just a bad photo.
Spitfire1 says – reply to this

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Oh, and for all the idiots who think the only ones complaining are jealous (PLEEASE) I'll have you know this guy doens't even hold a flicker much less a candle to my man…my guy's thighs, calves, shoulders, arms, EVERYTHING is better than this boney dude. His calf muscle on one leg doesn't even look real, it's like they added it as an after thought..he needs to eat more and take come more trips to the gym before he'll even be in the same zipcode as my West Point grad…
xman66 says – reply to this

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simply one word…FINE!!!!
riley911 says – reply to this

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I think he looks yummy!
Vegemite says – reply to this

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He's not ugly by a long shot but there is something weird about the photo - not well done, in my opinion. If a photographer can't take a good photo of an attractive man then career fail.
taodonoghue says – reply to this

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Now, I'll admit, this man is attractive. HOWEVER, IFF this is his real body, its weird. AND THAT'S OK! .. BUTTT if its not.. really? could you please have done a better photoshop job.. this was pretty terrible. Now, I still believe this is attractive, and no, Zooby, he probably would never date me. I'm ok with that. Really? Do I want to day a man with half a torso who towers over me? How would we be able to kiss each other while he's fucking me?? Also, I really don't want a man who requires more face powder than me. And Zooby, (again), you obviously have some issues. Why are you yelling at people you can't see about being whales?? It's ok though, I'm here for you.. even though you're mother probably never was (for good reason.. you're a bitch).

also, FETUS11, i think you're name is funny.. in a good way.
poosie says – reply to this

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i can see how she would be attracted to him, but this pose is HORRIBLE!!! My bf is a model, and if a pic like this was even potentially goin to come out,… I would have to put my foot down. Dude looks like he is over being constipated and just ready and waiting for the stools to come out in the bathroom for days… NO BUENO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
OhJustPickOne says – reply to this

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Holy shiz! That body is photoshopped by someone who was out of control!! That is the most deformed man I've seen in a long time. Imagine him standing up, he looks like some alien ape with those extremely elongated legs. And the head looks like it was cut in.. blech.
Mandeline28 says – reply to this

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I think he is good looking…..but his body looks odd. He has super long legs and arms and the tinest torso. gross!
KimmyD says – reply to this

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Calf implants? Look at his left calf….gross!
JoeyW says – reply to this

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That's not hot. We call that overairbrushed.
JackWad says – reply to this

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DELISH!!! Keep the naked males coming, YEAH!
MalibuMands says – reply to this

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I don't think he's like all that. He looks like a G.I. Joe doll.
funkbunny says – reply to this

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eeeeeew.
bystanderguy says – reply to this

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It's Fiesta Time! Time for the gays to feast on a bountiful meal.
backfire says – reply to this

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EW. I VOMITED IN MY MOUTH. HIS BODY DOESN'T LOOK PROPORTIONATE. THE TOP HALF IS TOO SHORT. MAYBE TOO PHOTOSHOPED.
PENNSYLVANIA GIRL says – reply to this

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I never heard of this guy but the picture was so freakish I looked him up. This picture is like some Tim Burton interpretation of a sub-human. I can't understand why a magazine would put such a nightmarish looking picture on the cover. The guy is really skinny and should probably eat lunch more often, but he is nice looking in other pictures.
leaROCKS says – reply to this

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this is NOT hot in any way.
Canukian says – reply to this

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His body reminds me of the alien from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.
methesupergirl says – reply to this

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Gross! Wipe off all that oil and put on some clothes.
La Garse says – reply to this

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Very awkward pose … way too much photoshop … and oddly long arms and legs (with something really wrong going on with the left calf). Is he ugly? No. But I do hope that that photo doesn't accurately depict the guy. It's an "off" picture; it has to be. I hope.
MARKER1 says – reply to this

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YUCK, YUCK, YUCK HE IS TOTALLY GROSS IF SOMEONE GOT NAKED AND LOOKED LIKE THIS I WOULD RUN. DID I SAY YUCK!
DeadlyNightshade says – reply to this

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Aren't you going to call him a whore and a slut as you do with women ?
This pic is photoshoped to DEATH. If you see him in everyday pics he looks very average.
Move on.
Anonymousdude says – reply to this

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Sorry, but that's not even CLOSE to HOT
Bluebonnet says – reply to this

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He has the body of a Praying Mantis and the head of an Illegal Alien. Someone is going to lose their job over this, or they should.
DebDebs says – reply to this

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That has to be the weirdest, strange and hideous picture I have ever seen of a man. Did they mean for it to be so gross!
VioletFringe says – reply to this

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He looks like someone Photoshopped muscles on his body and did a very bad job of it. Not attractive or hawt at all!
queen latina says – reply to this

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his legs look like a preying mantis???? too freakin wierd.
Malfinnien says – reply to this

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Re: zooby –

I agree 100% Some of the celebrities people on this site call ugly, you have to wonder what they think about people they see everyday. And I googled pictures of him, and it is just an unflattering photo- but by no stretch of the imagintion does he look 'gross' 'ugly' or 'weird' in this picture.
Low lah says – reply to this

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Weird picture…maybe too much photoshop…or he's a fucking alien from Tom Cruises' world
DSummerfan says – reply to this

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Don't know he kinnda remain me to Michael Phelps body that everyone think is so good but not really !
FemaleFilmMajor says – reply to this

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Um…this picture is SUPER gross…he looks like a greased up monkey! He's too skinny, with too much muscle definition! its like that Body Works exhibit where all the skin is peeled off a person so all you can see are muscles…And his head is to small for his boxy, the tan = disgusting, He probably looks MUCH better with his clothes ON!
Ofra says – reply to this

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DITTO DITTO DITTO!! Looks like an alien!!
Becks_ta says – reply to this

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Looks like a brown Navi. Weird-o-rama
Dorein says – reply to this

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There is something seriously wrong with this picture !
MissEvonne says – reply to this

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How effin tall is this giraffe anyway???
fancyrobin says – reply to this

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I think this is a really gross picture. I don't think I have ever seen this guy before, but he reminds me of some gangly I don't know what. I am finding it hard to find thw ords to describe him, but it is not a hawtness pic from where I am looking.
jabbyrabby says – reply to this

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Ok so this picture is wrong in soo many levels. It looks stupid lmao
kellibelli says – reply to this

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Very weird photo. His legs look way too long for his body. Like a pray mantis or stick instect..
raven4 says – reply to this

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ewww
doesn't anyone have any talent these days
having to rely on this sort of thing for work
dgonn21 says – reply to this

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I think he's pretty hot. Yes his proportions aren't perfect, but there are lots people whose torsos seem/are short for the rest of their bodies. He's thin, but I wouldn't use the word "bony". He's definitely well cut/defined.

That said, I do think there was a bit too much grease and a bit too much photoshop.
Karena says – reply to this

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NASTY!!!
JennyBenny14 says – reply to this

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It looks like the Photo-Shopped his torso shorter and head smaller so this picture would fit on the cover. They should have made his legs smaller, kept the torso, and left the head alone. Very bad Photo-Shop job….
Blakie says – reply to this

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I´m from Spain and I really think we have much hotter models than Velencoso. Besides, he is always so full of himself! I don´t like him at all.