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Cover Up, Russell!

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Your staff doesn't want to see all your junk falling out!

Liliana dalla Piana was formerly Russell Brand's personal assistant, until his "high maintenance" ways forced her to quit.

In true Hollywood fashion, Liliana went to the press to describe the sights she endured while on the job. She told a British rag mag:

"Russell was very, very high maintenance. He used to walk around in his underpants. Calvin Klein boxers might have done it for me, but Y-fronts certainly didn't … Some things I was asked to do were nearly impossible. I've worked for Michael Flatley and Harvey Goldsmith but Russell was by far the most demanding. He does go through a lot of personal assistants, I think some have even had mental breakdowns."

Well….

If he wore panties, that'd be kinda cute, though! And funny!

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23 comments to “Cover Up, Russell!”



  1. 1

    He's so sexy!



  2. 2

    He must have a big…um..sense of humor(?) for Katy Perry to want to tie herself down with him.



  3. 3

    Where do go to apply for that job!



  4. 4

    God he's such a douchebag



  5. 5

    According to Wikipedia, "Brand is a former heroin and sex addict and a recovering alcoholic. He has had numerous run-ins with the police, having been arrested 11 times." and "He has bipolar disorder and he has suffered from bulimia in the past. He also went through a period of self-harm." RUN KATY RUN!!!!!



  6. 6

    'some have had mental breakdowns' idiots. if your job is making you stress out, you leave. I don't believe for a second assistants had breakdowns. THE DOOR IS TO THE RIGHT STUPID. Unless these workers were sooo starstruck that they hung on, waiting to see anyone famous, but then, they are still idiots. He was their boss and personal assistants have to do crappy work. Don't like the work? Go learn how to do some type of legititmate work. oh, and if he was at home, why can't he wear his underwear



  7. 7

    Are we supposed to believe this?? Surely she wouldn't be that stupid to talk so personal about clients. It won't help her in the job finding category.



  8. 8

    That guy is ugly and unsexy… not match can be done about… so let it be !



  9. 9

    You just know he doesn't trim down there.
    Poor Katy.



  10. 10

    Not a very professional assistant to blab her big mouth. If you are a " Hollywood Assistant " then you should know to expect anything and everything. If you can't deal then go be a receptionist or secretary at some boring office!



  11. 11

    This pic of Rusell looks a bit like Freddy Mercury…

  12. Kate! says – reply to this


    12

    Cover up your mouth Perez!! Liliana dalla Piana is obviously accusing Russell because she wants to get a job or for publicity!!Is it necessary to post what she said??!
    After all, everyone can wear whatever he/she wants in their own house!



  13. 13

    I wish I was his assistant!! Actually I want him to be my boyfriend!!Ahhhh… Russell I love you!!



  14. 14

    aww I love Russell!! I met him once and was so kind with me!! He is the best! And I am sure that assistant is telling all these for publicity! From what she said I can understand why Russell fired her!! She must have been very NOSY!!



  15. 15

    See told ya - Katy + Russell = Plastic People



  16. 16

    i met him today :) very charming young fellow… he signed my boobs!!! except when I said that I love katy perry her said "isn't she a doll? i'm gonna sign her boobs when I get home, with my sperm!" hahahahaha love him



  17. 17

    He looks like he would stink. Someone will have to have poor Katy
    dipped to get the stink off her too.



  18. 18

    he's a fucking bum
    katy will get over it



  19. 19

    They go together well…both are kinda bitchy and weird.

  20. Kate! says – reply to this


    20

    Re: jenny888 – awwwwwwww!!You're so lucky that you've met him!! He was at the Boston University, right?



  21. 21

    Cone on! British mags are always full of shit! I bet none of that's true!



  22. 22

    If he would work out a bit, shave face, and cut hair, and put on a shirt that doesn't show his nipples, he'd be hot! :D … I think, but someone said he looked like Fred Mercury … if so, that'd be what Katy wants … hopefully they have a wonderful and lasting marriage because she deserves it



  23. 23

    still giggling about her phobia of Y fronts