Heartbreak At The Jersey Shore!!!
Oh no! Poor thing!
Our beloved Snooki Snickers has apparently dumped her famewhoring boyfriend, Emilio Masella, because he was a shameless cheat!
It was clear to us from the get-go that the douchebag was just using our beloved guidette for some time in the limelight, but nonetheless, she must be pretty bummed to discover this for herself!
Dance it out tonight, girl!!
You're better off in the long run!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]
Tags: broken up, cheater, douchebags, emilio masella, famewhore, jersey shore, snookerdoodle
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POOR SNOOKS. ATLEAST SHE DOESNT MAKE SOME BS STORY UP ABOUT WHY SHE DUMPED HIM. YOU CANT HELP BUT LIKE HER.
THEY NEED TO GET BACK TO NJ!!
Who cares??!
even though that guy is a tool…can you blame him? christ. she is a fucking disgusting troll.
How exactly is she better off in the long run? She looks like a dwarf version of one of those beastly Kardashian sisters. About the only way she can find another dude that might be interested in her would be to hang out at some Renaissance festival and hope that some dude dressed up as a minataur might be interested in her.
Dance it out tonight? Lol.
poor snookies!!! that guy looks like a tool neway.
Poor girl was too stupid to realize he was using her. I knew it from the beginning.
girls as ugly as her should understand they cannot get guys even slightly attractive………and he wasn't too bad (looking)…….
LOL at the Jane Eyre reference.
So many fame whores.
TOOL
of course you like her, you are both alike - fat, ugly and are famous for having absolutely no talent.
Time to start shopping "Snookin For Love" again!
Do you really think that he was serious about her ? Come on, she was begging for a boyfriend during the whole show, and all of a sudden one appears ! But with the new season shooting now, with her having a boyfriend, she will not be the same Snookie people fell for, and people liked, as she would be more cautious and laid back when it came to the men department. Now that she is "single" again, she can go back to her old ways, which helped make this show popular.
Poor Snooki I think she should go on tough love!
Have you ever read Jane Eyre?! Rochester doesn't cheat on Jane. He plans to leave his wife for her. Please Perez, get your literature right. Oh and while on that subject - NEVER compare someone from "The Jersey Shore" to a character written by a Bronte sister… please…. it's just cruel…
and who does Snook think she is? I mean really… Reality tv is just that. It does not make them a star in any way shape or form….. Her hair sucks by the way and so does her ugly sunglasses. I dont get all these reality shows. THe people on them thinking they are stars.. Furtherest from the truth >>EVARRRRR
lol smart move. while i dont condone cheating i def understand why he would
fucking an oompla loompa is just nasty
I don't think Snookie is ugly. I do hate the pouty lip thing, but if that's what she likes to do…it doesn't change my life one bit. As far as her cheating boyfriend goes, sadly she has to have a broken heart. I hope she finds real love and not a cheating creep that wants his five minutes (not fifteen) of fame.
No surprise. who would want to date a sea urchin like Snookie… And she is your beloved, not ours Perez. You saying "Our" beloved snookie is like saying we al love her. Not..
i don't understand the labels on this article… i feel like jane eyre and mr. rochester do NOT fit snooki and her boyfriend. just saying perez!!
How SHORT is he???
He looks like a four foot tree trunk.
Maybe he belongs to the LOLLIPOP LEAGUE!
She's so gross-looking. She's absolutely disgusting; looks like she smells bad
what has this got to do with jane eyre?
I would have done the same thing he did.Look at her,jezzzz could you
imagine waking up beside her.Short ,Fat and ugly.WHO IS BETTER OFF????
ALREADY??
Read this elsewhere days ago…
BIG FUCKING SHOCK!! FUCKING ORANGE FAMEWHORES!! THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT, PISSED ON, TARRED AND FEATHERED, DRAGGED IN A PUBLIC SQUARE, STONED AND SET ON FIRE…DIE ALREADY!! FUCK OFF!!
SHE'S AN UGLY PIG.
hmmm…immediately after they started dating he starts asking MTV for his own show. that sure seems like a legit relationship. she looks like a fucking pug anyway. and i dont give a shit what she says she is NOT A SIZE 3
obviously… she aint shyte.. fuglyyyy biatch