Eeek! So exciting!
Louis Tomlinson confirmed that he's going to be a dad on Good Morning America!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Oh boo fucking hoo!
Kate Gosselin is trying to rake in those pity votes following another shiteous night on Dancing With The Stars.
The sometimes mother of 8 spewed the same ol' shiz after getting reamed by the judges. Kate said:
"I had fun, and they didn't seem to notice. It's starting to creep in a little bit. Tonight, I was trying to hold back horrible emotions … probably not on live TV should I be standing there crying in front of the judges … It's getting a little difficult. I'm depressed, sort of."
Oh shut the hell up, Kate!
Having fun isn't good enough. You suck, now admit it!
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