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Cheryl Goes The Disney Route???

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WTF?? There's no way this can be legit!

Reports are circulating that Disney Studios is attempting to sign Cheryl Tweedy to appear in one of their TV shows or made-for-TV movies!

Um. As she's over the age of 17, isn't she a little old for that?

The source says:

"Cheryl is the full package. She's got it all - brains, beauty, and a hint of bolshyness. It's unbelievable the amount of interest she stirred up in the Disney Studios following her recent trips to Los Angeles, where she was making a music video. That 'Parachute' video with Derek Hough, who is massive in the States because of 'Dancing with the Stars', really showed just how graceful and dynamic she can be. From her experiences with Girls Aloud she can handle the high-energy routines, so the plan is to incorporate her in a show. It's early days but a one-off like the Jonas Brothers' movie 'Camp Rock' would be the way to go."

We agree that she will have no problem being a hit in the US, but we don't think she has to make some crappy Hannah Montana knock-off to do so!

Who the eff made this shiz up??

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20 comments to “Cheryl Goes The Disney Route???”



  1. 1

    how weird



  2. 2

    Derek Hough is "huge in the states"??? Really?



  3. 3

    'brains' ? hahahah who lost them for cheryl to find them ? Have you seen the deadbeat she's married to ?



  4. 4

    What's up, Mario? No 'reporting' about how Jen spanked Angie in the Esquire poll for most attractive woman? No word on her HOT add campaign where she is mostly naked. And for the cherry on the cake, she looks very, very, happy. So sorry, bb. But we all know that there are plenty more beautiful. talented actresses out there you can nearly flay alive. You would have made an excellent Spanish Inquisitor.



  5. 5

    *gives evils* you leave our geordie princess alone…. she is to sexual and fiesty for disney



  6. 6

    When did Derek Hough become "massive" in the U.S.? Yes, he's a great dancer and an excellent choreographer on DWTS. But outside of that? Uh-uh.
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    You've been posting about this Cheryl Cole person for quite a while, Parasite, and she still hasn't caught on here. I kinda find it hard to believe that Disney would get all hot and bothered about Cole. Is she pretty? Yeah … in a bland sort of way. Does she have brains? I don't know the woman so I can't say. Yes, she's very popular and successful in the UK. But that doesn't always translate into success here in the U.S. The Disney machine has been great for some, but they don't need Cole, and she's a bit old for their demographic. I wish her well and congratulate her on her current success in the UK, but just because you have your head up her ass, Perez, doesn't mean the rest of us want or need her around.



  7. 7

    CHERYL COLE IS A TOTALLY USELESS SINGER AND TALENT. BITCH IS LUCKY THE MOUSE NETWORK EVEN GIVES A FUCK!! SHE'S A+ IN THE LIP SYNCING CATEGORY. DISNEY PRETTY MUCH FITS!!



  8. 8

    I don't understand why they would do a movie with her in it anyways.. unless she's playing the mom or something lmao. She's a little old for Disney, isn't she?



  9. 9

    We love Cheryl in the UK, but it's very hard to imagine a disney princess battering a toilet attendant, and vomitting in a bin? :)

  10. JoeyW says – reply to this


    10

    Beatch please, these reports have already been knocked down over here in the UK. CHECK YOUR FACTS douchebag!!



  11. 11

    Cheryl can't sing for shit and she's famous in the UK for punching a toilet attendant and being convicted for ABH… hardly a disney friendly image.



  12. 12

    Speak for yourself when you say we love Cheryl, i think she's a no talent d-bag, who can't even sing, and everybody say her lip syncing at the brits which proves this tramp can't even sing, all i can say is those in the US don't listen to her and don't bother to learn about her, she's just an annoying wannabee and i know lots of people who hate her equally as much, i would rather listen to Justin Bieber then her



  13. 13

    Your source is also making up words. There is no word in the dictionary such as bolshyness..WTF is that?



  14. 14

    CHERYL CHAV, PLEASE GO AWAY.



  15. 15

    Derek Hough is not huge here.



  16. 16

    Also, I agree with someone else that said that you are constantly shoving this chick down our throats Perez. She's not catching on over here. From what I read, she's very famous in the UK but that's it. But over here, no one gives a damn. Are you being paid by her publicist by chance because you report on this girl all the time.



  17. 17

    I'd quite like her to fuck off to the US…



  18. 18

    dont do it cheryl



  19. 19

    Cheryl can't sing. She punched a toilet attendant and called her a "black bitch" and threw up in a bin, but everyone forgets that when she has 20 make up artists/hairdressers and stylists to make her look fake. When she sang on X factor, she went on stage after Whitney Houston, talk about embarrassing!!!



  20. 20

    Brains? Erm she didn't even pass her GCSE's :|