Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Heather Locklear, GET IT TOGETHER!
The Melrose Place actress was apparently ARRESTED on Saturday night around 4am after the mess drove her BMW onto a curb and over a No Parking sign in Westlake Village, CA!
Girlfriend then tried to flee the scene!
Authorities somehow linked her to everything, and upon arrival at her house saw that her vehicle's damage matched that of the accident! Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor, cited, and then released.
What the eff are she doing up driving around that late at night?? She's lucky it was a parking sign and not a person! GEESH!
We know that having your only bit of relevancy on the chopping block for cancellation must suck, but c'mon!
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