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Kate's Going Through A Serious Dry Spell!

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We're not surprised! Her vag probably looks like a venus fly trap!

Stephanie Santoro, the Gosselin's former nanny and Jon's gutter troll squeeze, claims that the last time Kate got down was over a year ago!

She says:

"The last time Jon and Kate were intimate was January 2009."

To be fair to her, we would rather have a lifetime of celibacy before we'd go near Jon with a ten-foot pole!

Thoughts??

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65 comments to “Kate's Going Through A Serious Dry Spell!”



  1. 1

    John has a small peen. Kate has a large poofta. Ugh!



  2. 2

    My thoughts are…..who the hell would want to go near EITHER of them! NEXT……



  3. 3

    Maybe Jake Pavelka from dwts COULD DO HER - HE LIKES TO WEAR UNDERWEAR ON LIVE t.v., AND THE CHICK HE CHOSE ON THE bACHELOR IS UGLY, AND HAS A BIG NOSE…..



  4. 4

    That's the last time she was with JON, I'm sure she's not as "dry" as you think she is. After all, she does still have her "bodyguard" STEVE with her at all times, remember?



  5. 5

    who cares, bitch ass stephanie??? Kate has her priorities STRAIGHT. if it werent for her, those kids would not have a THING- what has jon done? you FUCKED him, loser ass steph. Kate's a bitch but you're a dirty whore.



  6. 6

    How creepy for that girl to expose when Kate last had sex. She had no respect for Kate during her marriage, fucked her husband in her own house and is still spewing her mouth. White Trash Whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  7. 7

    Well, seems more than what you get Mario, considering you think you all that, lol….



  8. 8

    gross. both of them.

  9. uw101 says – reply to this


    9

    and when was the last time you got laid Perez…if ever?



  10. 10

    Her priorities are her kids and trying to make money, not out getting laid by college kids like her ex-husband. And how the fuck does her "former nanny" know what Kate's sex life is all about?



  11. 11

    I'm not feeling that bag! Too flesh-colored!



  12. 12

    I'd rather have a life time of celibacy before I would go near Perez with a ten-foot pole.



  13. 13

    who cares??????



  14. 14

    awwww, someone was feeling insignificant and felt the need to share something that was NONE of her skanky business. Not that I’m a fan of either Jon or Kate, but I am a fan of decency/minding my own business………. I’m strange like that



  15. 15

    Unless that skank witnessed the deed I wouldn't believe it. Jon probably only got near that thing on their wedding night. She didn't even need it to get her lab-created eight spawn. I'd also doubt that Kate hasn't been laid in that long because she's been with Steve the bodyguard for longer than Jon was with his skanks.

  16. Lunar says – reply to this


    16

    Back in the day Jon didn't look so bad… but I'm pretty sure that she has had her own affairs on the side, they just haven't come to light.



  17. 17

    What the hell purse is she carrying because I want it.



  18. 18

    None of anyones business. WHO CARES?



  19. 19

    I wonder if she's floppy down there from popping all those kids out, the wear on her twat is probably enough to leave her undatable…and that sourpus expression she always has on her face. I say she should just get herself a hitachi magic wand except it's a plugin so she needs to watch out for sparks in case one of her youngins nibbles through the cord.



  20. 20

    who the eff is going to want to do her if she fucking criticizes them afterwards and talks to them like a 5 year old.



  21. 21

    Why do people keep talking about her ? She is a nobody that does nothing & thank GOD she is off Dancing With the Stars because she's NOT a star.
    FAME WHORE Yes !!!



  22. 22

    Hey, I dig her… I'd do her in a second…



  23. 23

    I would just like to hear a LOT less about this woman. Let her meld into obscurity already, please…….



  24. 24

    She is the Grand Canyon,he is a toothpick. She is going to need a lot of luck with her intimacy issues. The poon being the least of her worries. Her stank atittude would scare the erection from anyone. It will be a while before she sees some meat again. No more money making eggs for you biotch.



  25. 25

    LIE. Kate is already on tape with half hour interview at the time they split saying she and Jon had been apart since Oct. 2008.
    -
    Otherwise - who the hell cares? Just another LIE by Kate Gosselin.



  26. 26

    I would KILL MYSELF if I had to go a year without sex. How do people do that??? When I kicked my husband out, I had me another lined up within 48 hours. I don't do without. If she's really gone without more than a year, no WONDER she's bitchy all the time.



  27. 27

    Defending Kate for a change — c'mon - it was a C-Section - no one "pops out" multiples - no one.



  28. 28

    So….Why we need to know the sex life of that dumb bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  29. 29

    k seriously…do you think she vaginally delivered 6 children? Grow a brain. Its called a c-section.



  30. 30

    Thoughts? Ok. Since you asked.
    I really don't care what she does in her sexual life. I just want her out of the public eye. Chick needs to get her ego in check.



  31. 31

    Who the fuck would ever want to touch this cold heartd bitch in the first place. Hell we all know Jon is insane but at least he got out. BUT there will be some freak of nature that wants to get his name in the paper and get in her pants. And maybe she just needs a good hard stiff one to chill her out a bit.



  32. 32

    OH YEA thats right.. HER LOVER oops I mean bodyguard is doing her to what the fuck does this Santor know?? Looking to keep your name in the press again TRASH BAG???



  33. 33

    ew-how the hell does this random nanny know. swf..



  34. 34

    Re: CatAttack
    She had a C Section.



  35. 35

    I can't believe anyone cares.



  36. 36

    I wonder how many people have said, "I would rather have a lifetime of celibacy before I'd go near Perez Hilton with a ten-foot pole!"



  37. 37

    How would this person know it? Unless she caught them in the act, I don't believe it. Besides, I don't want to imagine them having sex anyway. *blech*



  38. 38

    So? Why are you still reporting on this fuckfaced hasbeen wannabe anyway?



  39. 39

    can u actually call sex when it s with a tampax?



  40. 40

    some whore r really ready to tell any shitty stories to get noticed hahah



  41. 41

    Re: bunchofidiots – Nobody care but everybody is bored



  42. 42

    Seriously, seriously, seriously DISTURBING . . . I've said Kate sold these kids soul's out to make cash.
    -
    A neighbor said google "Mady Goselin is a problem" - nearly 5,000 hits. Sick. Yes, Mady is quite a handful and pretty obnoxious on the show.
    -
    BUT - THIS is what that nearly 10 yr. old will SEE if she googles her OWN name. Great. Great Kate, sell the kids, you have fake hair, fake boobs, fake teeth - who cares about them???



  43. 43

    Kate - step out, step away from the spotlight - in order to take if OFF the kids.
    -
    You are not the Queen Diva - you sold your kids out.



  44. 44

    SHE IS NOT A STAR….SHE'S A BREEDER…WHY DO WE NEED TO HEAR ABOUT HER AND HER 8 BRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  45. 45

    sex is overrated anyway and the last thing she needs to be doing! as if we need more of her spawn in the world



  46. 46

    She's not going through a dry spell. She's doing the bodyguard!



  47. 47

    Considering a pinky ring would slide of Jon's "Little Buddy", it's been a lot longer than Jan. '09. S'sad.

  48. ass says – reply to this


    48

    You're fucking disgusting Perez. But you already knew that.



  49. 49

    Really fucking classy, Perez. We fucking get it! You hate her! MOVE ON ALREADY. It was low for you to post this. You would slam her if she were celibate OR if she had an active sex life. I also find it amusing that you picked the biggest non-fucking-story on HuffPo and chose to regurgitate it here.

    Annnnnd, when was the last time YOU got laid, you pathetic fool?



  50. 50

    Take our FAKE teeth, your FACk boobs, your FAKE stomach, your FAKE hair and go home to your kids.
    -
    -
    TURN THE FUCKING CAMERA'S OFF - NOW.
    -
    if the light is turned off on Cow Kate, the light will be off the kids, too.
    -



  51. 51

    Re: blondsully – what does Perez getting laid have to do with this blog?
    -
    What - you hold him responsible for EVERY FUCKING behavior of some truly fucked up people — like Kate "I'd-sell-my-kids-spit-if-I-thought-it-would-make-a-buck" Gosselin???



  52. 52

    Stephanie cannot make money off telling things about Jon so now she is quoting Jon who lies constantly.Stephanie's mom called Kate to get Kate to keep Stephanie working in the home. Kate did not hire Stephanie. Jon did. Kate was very smart to never meet this gal and to keep her out of the home.



  53. 53

    what's with that hideous bag in that photo? so fugly! She was so awful on DWTS! She didn't even seem to try and was kvetching the whole time. if she wasn't up for it she shouldnt have done it.



  54. 54

    if she was banging people you'd call her out for not spending that time with her kids. she can't win!

    btw, she delivered via c-section. i'm sure her vag is just fine.



  55. 55

    How intimate can you get with a 2 inch dick? No wonder she's so moody, she's probably never had an orgasim in her life!



  56. 56

    SOLID 8 INCHES HERE KATE, HIT ME UP AND LETS SET A NEW RECORD!!



  57. 57

    Joy Behar was ripping into Nadia the octomom and getting behind kate and I don't get it. Kate is a selfish annoying whinny bitch with millions. Nadia seems like a woman who is over her head and trying to get thru it without a reality show. I think Oprah or someone should help Octomom. Have a heart. She seems sweet. Kate is a totally conceited opinionated self righteous opportunist.



  58. 58

    haha nice fake hair, fake sparkling white horse teeth, fake stomach, fake nails, fake pounds of make-up, free bag, free shirt….she is a walking humiliation, teaching her kids that greed and gluttony are ok. i hope she gets hit by a fucking bus



  59. 59

    Kate is a bitch



  60. 60

    Why is a nanny even commenting on someone's sex life in the first place…?



  61. 61

    NO WONDER SHE IS SUCH A BITCH



  62. 62

    I can smell the scent of Jealousy from Steph LOL … omg you just DON'T GO THERE … you don't go around telling the world who has and hasn't had sex and when they got it, UNLESS you are desperate to make a buck … sick, anyways yea I agree, Jon isn't the most attractive man, HOW is he getting with all these women? … M-O-N-E-Y and infamousy



  63. 63

    i bet its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. ha



  64. 64

    She's fucking the "bodyguard". probably criticizes him the whole time.



  65. 65

    no wonder she's such a bitch… oh wait she was still a bitch when she was F*ing jon.