Snooki's Ex Cries To The Press!
Oh, boo-hoo!
Keep milking this, buddy, it's the last time in your life that you're going to be relevant!
Now that our beloved Snooki Snickers has dumped her famewhoring boyfriend and moved on to greasier pastures - aka The Situation - the scorned ex, Emilio Masella, is crying giant crocodile tears to the press in an attempt to garner some sympathy!
We don't buy any of this for a SECOND!
He says:
“I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset. She thought I was using her to get on the show which is ridiculous. I’d never cheat on her–I love her. I talked to her yesterday and I was like, ‘You know I’d never cheat on you; I’d never do something so low.' She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks. I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous. I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her. I [told her] she has no reason to be mad — and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.' But I’m not a scumbag. She said, ‘If you want to have fun, bye,’ and she hung up. She’s being very jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike. I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy. I trusted her and I trusted all the kids in the house too — I was friends with them too. I thought they’d have more respect for me than that. I’m not going to let a girl step all over me and cheat on me.”
Puh-lease! This douche knew girlfriend was his free ride into the limelight of reality television and when she got wind of his fuckery, she moved on!!
Whatevs. We always thought our Snookerdoodle could do better!!
Thoughts?? Team Snooki or Team famewhoring ex????
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]
Tags: broken up, douchebags, emilio masella, famewhores, jersey shore, snookerdoodle, the real world, the situation
Isla Gives Up!
The battle of the mouth-breathers…
Haven't all these grease balls reached their 15 mins. already?!
Oh Emilio..you are a cutie you don't need that fat short dumpy cabbage patch doll in your life!! She is a drama queen and a big baby to boot so better off to get rid of the skanky slut now before you get some std's from her..run while you can. You are too hot for her anyway!
Big Daddy Magnum says, "Team "You people are fucking morons for liking any of these losers.""
Maybe she dumped him because he has lady-eyebrows. No girl wants a man with lady-eyebrows.
"Puh-lease! This douche knew girlfriend was his free ride into the limelight of reality television and when she got wind of his fuckery, she moved on!!
and you are giving him exactly what he wants…so who's the real douche here? I don't think any of use viewers have asked for more pics of this absolute nobody!
please someone — tell me why we should give one shit about any of this stupid, childish bullshit.
I'll take him…he is yummy…and I need to have my first hot guido injection…..
Snickers is STUPID!! Of course he used her to get some type of fame….shes dumb for thinking anyone would like her BOOTY ASS. Get Real
he is now in a relationship with a hedge-hog
I thought only trannies and gay guys plucked their eyebrows nowadays, no ?
How about Team "No One Gives a Shit About These No Name LOSERS"
I'll be on that team
Nice eyebrows you TOOL!!!
TEAM SNOOKI!!!!!!!!!!!! all the way! this guy's a total famewhore, i knew it the second i saw his gross smiling greaseball overly/badly-plucked-eyebrow face!! FUCK U, asshole! NO ONE FUCKS WITH SNOOKS! she can do SO MUCH better… go get 'em girl!
Re: Emesa – - HAHA EXACTLY! he has eyebrows like my MOM!!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
how ’bout….team who-gives-a-shit?!?!?!
nice tadpole eyebrows ma'am…
I don't know, but he looks hella cute in that picture.
Sounds like he has a bad case of John Mayer mouth, not being able to shut his piehole when a relationship goes South. I can't stand Snooki, but if it's over it's over. Be a man, sit down and shut up.
This reminds of 'people' I knew in junior high.
Blahblahgreasyblah
Where are the rocks that these douchbags crawl out from under????
im in Team I dont give a fuck.
ew, to me he looks like he's wearing as much make up as kim k.
Are we trying to make a star out of another nobody? No team - no one cares.
they're both idiots - all that tanning has fried whatever brain cells they had left. These famewhore need to get out of our lives - their 15 minutes of "fame", if you can even call it that, are long over!!
Come on Perez - Snookie could do better? Certainly not with her looks - I guess you must mean the type of person. He's actually not a bad looking guy - his eyebrows look ridiculous though!! He looks like a typical New Jersey dude - but at least his face is handsome.
Accusing someone of cheating because you're actually the one doing it is quite common. Why wouldn't she want him to do well and get that gig if she cared about him? Easy. She maybe doesn't care, and just cares about herself more, and maybe she's always lusted after the Situation. Her ex probably has it right.
Re: Emesa – You're right about the lady eyebrows, lol. Don't ever just let some chick talk you into letting her do your brows on the spur of the moment, guys.
Your an expert of being a coat tail riding bitch
Cry Baby. He was just using her and she knew it. case closed
team snooki!! shes soo awesome
Ed hardy should be banned from our planet
how bout team neither.
Re: teetee44 – Agreed!
i have a feelin hes telling the truth. not to be mean snookie but i think you made a big mistake. but then again they are both 2 young to settle down
His eyebrows are GIRLY!
he's hot !!!
Yes, with the way he looks, she should have held on to him. A pig like her should feel lucky to have a hot guy attached to her. He obviously used her. Sorry but he cold bag a much hotter chick than that troll Snookie.. She is fugly, fat, and feakish… So he did use her…
Re: Emesa – You are so right. What self-respecting man would have eyebrows like that? Please…..
O MY I BET HE HAS A YUMMY COCK !!
Wait … this guy is hot! Sadly he must have a thing for fucking pigs. Snooki is a fucking GREASY PIG
SNookie who? The little weeble wobble with funked up hair ? Puleassee.. she is not a star by no means……..
i think they are all a bunch of fame whoring douchebags….Perez, stop being so one sided and realize they are all one fuckin big hot mess!
Maybe he can join up w/Justin Gaston & start Team Famewhoring Ex.
This twat was never relevant.
So SNookie is telling "Do as I SAY, not as I DO!" So what if he wants to make a good buck on a Reality Show!! She doesn't have the market cornered all to herself.
who cares?=====????
Wake me up when he has a gay porn career.
What a freaking waste of time , this guy is a nobody , why are people even talking about him
I guess I will have to pick the ex. Perez walks around trying to be famous by his blog and hanging with them, and he thinks that is acceptable, no problem. The thing is, he is no different than any other fame whore. Perez is like snooki, he can't handle anyone else trying to get ahead. Poor Perez, you act like a jealous, spiteful little girl all of the time. No wonder you can't get a date.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he hott
They both suck!!! This guy's eyebrows are too perfect and it looks like track marks in his arms.
Team Snookie!
He is groo groo grooss.
HOT!
I'm going with the EX. Better off without the famehore.
Team "fame-whoring" ex all the way. Snooki is nuts and this guys deserves better.
Only reason he probably dated her was to get his name noticed and now that she is moving on his “15 minutes of fame” is up. You notice people like that like with Jason Alexander the guy britney married in vegas. The story is called Snooki’s ex cries to the press, the fact that the guy is actually going to the press shows that he just wanted fame, if he really cared for snooki then he would be crying at home.
definitely a leech. but also, anyone else see the gayface?
team snooki!! Love her, but poor girl she just cant find a decent guy, we have all been there.
I give that guy 40 for I.Q. it's written all over his unattractive face. Sneaki will have to look elsewhere, although she doesn't look too bright herself. Good luck shortie.
I'm not quite sure… I'm still trying to find out if he is born with it, or maybe it's maybelline (on his eyelashes) lol
You always keep forgetting NOT everyone is a fame whore such as yourself. Of course, you are NOT are not telling the readers everything because I do not see how this man is being a douche.
WHATEVER! THAT F#%KER IS CUTE AS HELL!!!!!! I would watch whatever he is on……….PERIOD!