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Jon Gosselin, Hard Up For Cash!

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Jon Gosselin, today is not your day!

Not that any are!

The douche-tastic, deadbeat dad is apparently so broke that he's resorted to picking up a wealthy cougars and selling his car to make ends meet!

An insider says:

"He has a new forty-something Washington, D.C., love interest. She's rich — and he's hoping to have her back one of his projects. He has been lobbying TLC to get a show of his own. It's killing him that Kate is having all of this success. Jon is selling his BMW to raise cash until he gets a job. He's hoping to get $25,000 for it."

HA. Even if he gets that much for his car, he's going to have to hand it right over to Kate for his backed child support payments!

And lord knows the minute that 'love interest' sees him with his pants down she is going to be DONE with him!

How about you make money like everyone else?? You know, by working??

DOUCHE.

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31 comments to “Jon Gosselin, Hard Up For Cash!”



  1. 1

    Call in the copy-editor!



  2. 2

    Hey Perez, how about YOU make money like everyone else? You know, by working???



  3. 3

    Small WEEE WEE has backed himself into a corner! He has absolutely no prospects and this guy is an idiot! WE will be hearing more about his rapid descent! At the rate he's going, I can almost smell suicide as sick as it sounds!



  4. 4

    His face just grosses me out! ew



  5. 5

    K8zilla haveing all the fun?? Ya right!



  6. 6

    THIS DUDE NEEDS A JOB!!!! WHAT MCDONALDS ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM??? U GOT 8 KIDS U NEED SOME SORT OF INCOME EVEN IF ITS ONLY 200 a WEEK ITS SOMETHING



  7. 7

    Kate the half Baked famed Whore created the money hungry dumb ass he is. My God how could anyone live with that BITCH for 10 years. Why are you even reporting anything on these two ? No One Cares !!!!!



  8. 8

    Ew, he looks so fat!



  9. 9

    Re: Lilygirl27 – LMAO!!!!



  10. 10

    Maybe Jon should consider moving to Bangalore India and getting a job at as an I.T. tech for a big American company



  11. 11

    I don't like what he did once he left Kate; however, in his defence, I'm betting no one will hire him. It didn't come off very well with all the media crap after he started dating college girls while his wife was at home with 8 kids or trying to bring in an alternate income by writing books and making speeches. And I highly doubt TLC want anything to do with him after he vetoed the next Kate Plus 8 show and broke some of the rules of his contract with them.



  12. 12

    Kate isn't ever going to see a dime from him, as soon as he gets some money he spends it on cigarettes and hos.



  13. 13

    OMG this is like too good to be true - talk about enough material for years for any comic …………..tina fey/sarah palin move over………

    So Goose Gosselin, how are you going to `splain to the court your new Sugar Momma - …….try to spin it that its the 'step mom ' - that will go over big and does your lawyer know youre selling your car……….has he gotten a retainer yet ? Hey i'd be hittin up your former lawyer to the ' star who has crashed and burned' …..see if you can get a refund then use that to retain the new guy ………

    if you want to retain any of your short hairs - go to Goodwill, buy a silver platter, tape an apology to it and give that to Kate for Mother's Day …….and then just shut up and walk away……………..



  14. 14

    There is no reason why he should have to pay child support if he has no income and his wife is rich. Once he has an income, then the child support should be based on what he makes. Dude needs his lawyers to take care of that, except obviously he has no $ to pay them. Kate should have to pay alimony.



  15. 15

    The lousy life he is going to live is just beginning. Fat, balding and broke. Oh, what have you done douche.



  16. 16

    DUH!!!



  17. 17

    Re: Dolphin Daze 21 – AMEN.. Very well said..



  18. 18

    we gotta get this guy on teletubbys!



  19. 19

    dude is a nobody, get a job.



  20. 20

    and this is NEW(s)?



  21. 21

    Proof. Read.



  22. 22

    Douche. I dont understand how he gets these women.
    Such a loser.



  23. 23

    LMAO>>>well at least he can get one thing hard and up…lol..hard up 4 cash…if only other things were hard and up maybe he wouldnt be..lol



  24. 24

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!



  25. 25

    Re: Wonkette – you're an IDIOT! It doesn't matter how much money his ex-wife has or makes. He is the father of those kids and he should be paying support for them! It's the law DOUCHE! look it up! As for Kate paying alimony?? WTF?? HE cheated on HER…yes, she's a bitch and a control-freak, but HE cheated on HER, not the other way around. He made his bed, now he has to lie in it. get your head out of your ass….MORON!



  26. 26

    ok so how come this guy doesn't have a warrant out for non support like the regular dead beat dads do and why did some dumb ass judge order child support of over 20K a month when the guy wasn't and isn't working. Not understanding any of this.



  27. 27

    ugly fucking chink stop talking about this douchebag



  28. 28

    THIS IS THE CLASSIC —
    -
    You Tube — "Kids Reunion with Kate after 2 weeks" — this is the definitive clip — anyone who likes Kate (and better, for those don't ) — here's the one that definies it all.



  29. 29

    Re: Wonkette – Agree.



  30. 30

    so… before reality tv, didn't he have a career of some sorts? Can't he at the very least go back to that instead of whining in Kate's guest house about having to sell him beamer… while doing nothing but eating the few dollars he has left? Just cuz you didn't make it as a "celeb", doesn't mean you incapable of working like everyone else!



  31. 31

    Re: hawtmomma – Actually, I'm pretty sure one of the hired help (2 housekeepers) would be making the beds. Neither Kate or Jon cooks or cleans. But, Jon at least loves the kids, though he needs to grow up himself.