Whoa! Where did this come from?!
The original queen of folk, Joni Mitchell - who as of late has mostly kept to herself - emerged out of whatever garden cottage in the canyon she's been hibernating in to ATTACK her male counterpart, Bob Dylan, and our beloved Madge!
"Bob is not authentic at all. He's a plagiarist, and his name and voice are fake. Everything about Bob is a deception. We are like night and day, he and I.
Americans have decided to be stupid and shallow since 1980. Madonna is like Nero; she marks the turning point."
We'd tread lightly, bb, we seem to recall a departure in authenticity for you in the '80s where you traded in your guitar for some synth pop duets with Michael McDonald!
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