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Last Chance For Lindsanity To Appear At Her Deposition!

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Third time's a charm, right??

After blowing off two depositions for her 2007 rampage in a hijacked SUV with three hostages, Lindsay Lohan has one more opportunity to get her shiz together and attend the hearing which is now scheduled for May 4th.

Well that should give her enough time to manage her hectic schedule of tweeting, shopping, pAArtying, and fighting it out with her pops!

Who wants to bet that she effs it up again and doesn't show up?

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57 comments to “Last Chance For Lindsanity To Appear At Her Deposition!”



  1. 1

    I can tell by the handwriting - ghostwriter for Mario is on - when's the big guy coming back?



  2. 2

    ugh. they were not "hostages" . they were a bunch of stupid high kids in hollywood acting a fool. i hate how much of a police state we live in where everything is a bloody crime.

  3. yml2 says – reply to this


    3

    She's totally effing up again…. time to grow up doll…



  4. 4

    shh perez take down the date so she doesn't read it on this blog!



  5. 5

    Oh Lindsay why dont you GO AWAY and live a life that has purpose? you CANT act, you CANT sing and you cant get your shit together…GET THE HINT much??



  6. 6

    Maybe they ought to advertise the event as a "Free Coke Giveaway and Hospitality Suite" and then she'll show up.

    This chick is a fucking wreck! I wonder how many magazines already have her "Gone too soon", and "Lost Lindsay" covers ready to go when this girl finally drops dead.



  7. 7

    nice blotchy legs.



  8. 8

    this girl first of all clean those boots!



  9. 9

    Her toes are really sweating big time in those boots … you can tell by the tell-tale salt-stains on the tips.
    Nobody, not even Sam, is going to be sucking her toes any time soon, and who would blame them !!



  10. 10

    ugh she is such an ugly mess. I'm sorry but seriously, what the hell happened to her?? she had such potential and now she is just a big joke & not attractive in the least



  11. 11

    Wow she looks like crap in that picture!



  12. 12

    Re: that1tallchick – LoL ! Yeah - say there are going to be 'gift bags' - Versace/Gucci/Coach Free Stuff - the skank will be there in a New York minute, along with FAMEWHOR/ENABLER 'Mommy' ….



  13. 13

    What is this ? Her 'Pochahontis' out-fit … ? WHAT an insult to Native Americans..amd, well, everyone !



  14. 14

    Chunky Legs ! !



  15. 15

    Looks like one of Charles Manson's women.



  16. 16

    she actually looks good here. this is one of the better pictures of her. =]
    hope she gets her life together! im a fan



  17. 17

    lock her up, lock her up, lock her up.



  18. 18

    Enjoy prison, sewer-slut ha ha ha….



  19. 19

    She looks like a Goth hillbilly.



  20. 20

    Re: ShoeWhore – Maybe it's just the baby powder leaking out. I enjoy a few salty Cheetos every once in a while. Yummy.



  21. 21

    If this were any normal Joe, we'd all be in a jail. She is "teflon Lohan".



  22. 22

    Oh Perez; I agree that you are not commenting right now on your own site!!! I know it is all fun talking about Lohan; but wow; you can't see what a mess that is? If you and others stop discussing her; it would be done. Use your powers wisely Perez :)



  23. 23

    LOCK HER UP???? MORONS!!!! It's not a criminal trial! She will not be going to jail. Until they issue a subpoena she can keep on positioning.

  24. elo says – reply to this


    24

    Everyone in Compton, E.L.A. etc. who has a job, cares for their parents or supports a family should get this kind of kid treatment. Entertainers, with free time to get high, get paid to go to parties in Vegas and wreck cars like I go through tissues should get the max fines and sentences.



  25. 25

    How many times has she been to rehab?????? This girl is NEVER going to get her shit together! She needs Jamie Spears in her life!



  26. 26

    what's with all the beef with lindsay? is it because you weren't the gay guy in mean girls?



  27. 27

    She's gonna be alright. I have a good feeling this will be the big media event that she needs to show that she is willing to get her life back to it's glory days when she was the "it" girl of the age. Now she's just labeled a train wreck and drug addict…I think she's neither.



  28. 28

    WHY THE HELL IS SHE NOT IN JAIL? California is a joke. TRY to pull that on the east coast. Our jails are full too but they pay more attention here. Naomi still had to pick up garbage, so did Boy George. She is an affront to the justice system. Could any of you get away with this? I am sure the police would have dragged your ass in by now. Her apparent finger to her alcohol class would have anyone else thrown in lock up. Shame on the double standard! Do you really have to wait until she dies to realize you were not doing her any favors? Drag her into court and hold her accountable. Everyone else has written her life off. There is no humor in that.



  29. 29

    Who gives a fuck about this loser anyway?

  30. m0usi says – reply to this


    30

    WHO. fukkin. CARES. Slapp her.



  31. 31

    She looks like trailer trash here…big time



  32. 32

    Still looking Hott!!!!!!!!!!! Mario you big fat douche!!!!



  33. 33

    Re: elo – You hit the nail on the head. These celebrities are still humans(not demigods), and deserve to be held to the same standards as others. It's so delusional, ugh.



  34. 34

    Re: tonybotz – Totally agree with Police State Argument. Everybody's a criminal now, everybody's got a file. To be clean in America now is to be a clone of a fiction of a relative of June Cleaver. This is what I want to change.
    As for Miss Lohan, I also agree. How could anyone get hijacked by that little 90 lbs. bottle baby? But the info is garbled - is it a dep. of a hearing? Is this a criminal matter or some civil trumped-up, can-I-get-a-camera case?



  35. 35

    What Lindsay needs to do is move out of this country for about 5 years, get her shit together, and then come back and make a splash.
    www.thethrifters.net

  36. Dr. M says – reply to this


    36

    i will bet mario $1,000 that she shows up this time -
    -
    U know how frugal i am Lindsay = SHOW UP !
    -
    Peace
    Dr. M
    MM



  37. 37

    WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama's health care overhaul law is getting a mixed verdict in the first comprehensive look by neutral experts: More Americans will be covered, but costs are also going up.

    Economic experts at the Health and Human Services Department concluded in a report issued Thursday that the health care remake will achieve Obama's aim of expanding health insurance — adding 34 million to the coverage rolls.

    But the analysis also found that the law falls short of the president's twin goal of controlling runaway costs, raising projected spending by about 1 percent over 10 years. That increase could get bigger, since Medicare cuts in the law may be unrealistic and unsustainable, the report warned.

    It's a worrisome assessment for Democrats.



  38. 38

    Nice legs



  39. 39

    "Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she's not "bankable" — this according a source connected with the production of the flick.

    Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island."



  40. 40

    Re: blasted – LOLOLOLOL !!! Like your description.



  41. 41

    I've been busted doing all kinds of crazy shit worst then anything Lindsay has been said to have done. I never spent a single minute in jail. You people are crazy and totally un-american.



  42. 42

    She looks like she needs a bath.



  43. 43

    Re: Nathiestx – YOU'RE SUCH A DAMN LIAR, HAHA. EITHER THAT, OR YOU'LL EVENTUALLY GET CAUGHT. NOTHING LASTS FOREVER..



  44. 44

    perez please stop posting this no one gives a shit k!?!?



  45. 45

    Did she jack a hillbilly hooker for that outfit?



  46. 46

    It's so unfortunate (and bizarre). This chick is gorgeous and talented. Beautiful face, hot body, sexy voice. Luckily she is still young and has a chance to clean up her act. Plus, she hasn't defiled her body with that most common symptom of a fucked-up mind: tacky tattoos all over (e.g. Amy Winehouse and Skankie Jolie).

    Get your act together, woman!!! And stop seeing that awful, enabling lesbian.



  47. 47

    This girl still has the potentional to be beautiful.
    So why does she make herself look so ridiculous all the time?
    SOMEONE TAKE THE FAKE TAN AWAY FOR ALL OUR SAKES.



  48. 48

    where'd ya get the outfit linds?
    sluts 'r us?



  49. 49

    Oh, fercrissake Perez. I love ya, but there are a whole bunch of kids out there who probably learn more from your blog than they did in civics class, so try to get it right, ok? A deposition is not a "hearing." If Lindsay had blown off a court hearing, there would be a warrant out for her arrest. (You do not mess with that shiz.) A deposition is part of building a legal case BEFORE you go to court– it's basically just a bunch of lawyers sitting around in a room questioning a person (a defendant, a plaintiff, a witness), who is under oath to tell the truth.

  50. mgh says – reply to this


    50

    legally does she need to show up? I dont think its mandatory.



  51. 51

    lMAO.
    The Post Is Mad Funny , But Really What Is The Girl Doing With Her Life. !!?



  52. 52

    nice COKE BLOAT! and that fake tanning cream smeared unevenly all over her legs…wow she looks TERRIBLE! and you can almost smell that chemical sweat oozing from her pores just by looking at this photo.
    what a mess!



  53. 53

    She looks so fuckin hot in this pic,NICE LEGS !! SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HORNY !!



  54. 54

    She is a famewhoring little ho and should go to jail, and full time not 'celebrity term' (i.e. for 3 hours instead of 3 years) and then MAYBE she'll learn what an ASS she is being !!!!!
    ..maybe



  55. 55

    I hope she doesnt go and gets jailed, not to be a dick but so she finally is FORCED to get some help instead of having her father exploit her and her mother living in denial…



  56. 56

    What if she started her own T party?



  57. 57

    she just needs to go to jail. her life and career are over bc of all her stupidity. would anyone really miss her if she was out of the lime light? no i dont think so, i'm sure alot of people are tired of hearing about lindsay lohan and all her bullshit. just put her away, she gets away with too much. who the hell does she think she is anyway? she isn't above the law, underneath it all shes just a loser, crackhead who desperately needs help.