Michael Lohan Continues The Douchebaggery!
Every time we feel like he has a glimmer of sincerity, he goes right back into horrific, famewhoring monster-mode!
Instead of taking the necessary steps to actually set up an intervention for his mess of a daughter, Michael Lohan once again chose to blab to the press about his attack on the Haus of Lindsanity yesterday!
He says:
"Everything was a mess. I said, 'Ali, it's dad, and I'm with the sheriffs.' Ali poked her head out of the bedroom, and I walked up to her and I said, 'What’s going on, honey? Are you okay?' and she started crying. Then I looked in the bedroom; there was a mattress on the floor with no furniture. Lindsay was laying on the mattress, sleeping."
He claims that Lindsay "looked like she was hit by a truck" and her eyes were "pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess."
He continues:
"She came up to me and said, 'What are you doing here?' And I said, 'I want to check on Ali, and I want to know you're okay. I want to sit down and talk to you.' Then she said, 'Get out of my apartment!' She started yelling at the police.
Some random girl, who looked like she's anorexic and on heroin, walked out of the other room, and I said, 'Who are you?' and she said, 'I'm her friend,' and I said, 'Listen, friend, step out of the way, this is between me and my daughters!' We all know she's drinking and if she’s on prescription drugs, you can’t do both. And then there's cocaine, of course. There's some other things I’ve heard, but I can't prove."
Okay, so if this is all true - which, to be fair, wouldn't shock us - why wouldn't the police intervene at that point? The fuzz determined there was no danger to Ali nor Lindsay, and let them stay!
If you really want to help your kids, stop airing their dirty laundry and do this shiz behind closed doors.
Maybe then they'll actually be receptive to your concern!
Tags: ali lohan, crack is whack, crackden, disgusting, douchebags, famehwore, family, intervention, lindsanity, police, prescription drugs
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This is so boring, who he fuck cares about Lohan?? Any of them?? He really is a prick. She really is a washed up skank. It hideous. Shame on them all. They all earn money of this coverage, makes me sick.
WOW ! Welcome to the Dope Show…or Freak Show…or Family In Denial Show…Or Drugs Kill Show… Take yer pick ! Somebody, help the poor skank ! All that money (or not) and no bed - just a mattress…. ? Well, I guess it does serve a purpose
….Helps pay for the drugs …..
Full of crap…Pale and Bloodshot eyes….yep, just crap. She needs help, but he's not there for help, just business…
This couldn't have happened to a more deserving actress. She deserves being broke, unemployed and being a joke. Time to grow up you dumb-ass firecrotch.
Can't have it both ways Perez. You can't broadcast everything he says, and then pretend to be upset that he did it.
The Fuzz? What is this Adam-12?
this world would probably be a better place if the whole family just left but seeing is Lindsay is still alive (for now) I'm thinking as much of an asshole that he is, he's not strung out on drugs like Lindsay.
I do think Lindsays life is a mess, and it's probably not the best for her to be out all of the time especially since she had such a huge drug problem, but if she were an average 23 year old, I dont think going out is that big of a deal, lots of people get that messy, but just don't have cameras documenting and posting their every move to the world!!!! Also, I do feel horrible for her and her siblings for having the father that they have. Michaael needs to back off, he doesn't care about them, if he did he would settle this privately. Is he really shocked that they want nothing to do with him??????
He looks pretty BUFF for an old guy …..
Holy Christ
Does he fuck
with that beak?
That is one huge
effing nose dude!
Dude…at the end of the day Lindsey can do whatever she wants. If she wants to fuck her life up, let her. She has no kids, no job…She is only harming herself. Thats her choice. Its a shitty one, but its her life. GET OVER IT AMERICA!!!
This is getting way too sad! Lindsay was sooo freaking cool when she was a teenager. I'm only a few years younger than her, and I saw all her movies: Get A Clue, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls. She was a beautiful redhead teen queen with potential in the early to mid-2000s. And then people started calling her fat in 2004, and then they claimed her tits were fake as well, strange, and it really hurt her, because she was a teenaged girl having her body scrutinized by douchey adults and assholes. Then she got all freakishly skinny and became a trainwreck.
I think the rebelling, drug thing happens to all of us when we are teenagers, but we aren't given everything we want and enabled by everyone around us. We find a way out… sometimes. This shit happened to me too, but on a less severe scale.
No more celeb drug deaths, please. It's too fucked up. Get well Lindsay, please!
Please take this gross ass picture down makes me wanna hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geez Perez. Now I have to go wash out my eyes with bleach.
CHANGE THE PICTURE!!!! I NO LONGER WANT TO EAT LUNCH!!!
To tell u the trurth.If it was my daughter I would have done the same thing.but in a more quiet private way.He may want his daughter well but the whore mongreling has to stop.It seems he's more concerned about himself than lindsay and what the FU@K IS ALI DOING THERE? LindSAY Is a great ROLE MODEL…..good luck all of u!!!!
he is so yummy.
How gay is that pic. he looks like he is cruising Manhunt!
I don't fault Michael Lohan in this particular situation. He paints a picture that is exactly how I imagine Lindsay lives. Lindsay's level of mess has probably reached a point where even he is embarrassed and worried. Dina on the other hand is beyond comprehension. She seems to be no mother at all.
see, this is EXACTLY why i don't like this dude.
he doesn't give a shit about lindsay..idk about ali.
he's a famewhore.
nobody should believe him.
yeah lohan put the douche in bag
i agree with you perez but no 16 year should be hanging with Lindsay at all sister or not I'm sorry the girl is a mess and come on you know la cops judges and lawyers are all full of shyt out there so they probably would have done nothing anyway.
Re: chicaloca – Thank you chicaloca,you posted excatly what i wanted to say.
Why hasn't this man hooked up with Kate Gosselin??? She has the money, and their personalities are in sync re "use the kids for money."
Every time I see this picture of the "father of the year" and think he was taking "sexy pictures" I actually feel sick to my stomach. This is as gross as it gets, some old guy who everyone knows is a major loser, taking pictures like he's on the prowl on the internet. This is completely disgusting. Those nipples alone are enough to make you want to toss lunch.
Who knows who/what to believe? Michael, Dina and Lindsay have all doomed themselves by their own choices and denial.
Ali and her brothers should be taken far, far away from them all…
Perez…STFU….you're not even a parent yet!!! I have zero sympathy for a coke head…..the only one humiliating herself is Lindsay..not her Dad.
If he truly cared about his kids he'd stop torturing them.
Just what exactly is this guy trying to achieve? Helping your daughter should be something kept between you and your daughter. This guy is insane and I really don't believe him for on second. i truly side with Lindsay, Ali and Dina on this. He's abuse Dina for years, was a drug addict and alcoholic, he had no part whatsoever in Lindsay's rise to fame…Why does he feel entitled? Also, why does he feel as if he can just barge into his 23 year old daughter OWN home and try to bring cops then blab to the media about it? I saw Lindsay's house on hoarders and though it is messy, she has lots of stuff in her house. Karma is going to come knocking on his door. I really can't wait until the reporter he's marrying royally screws him over and this whole thing backfires on him. He's desperate for dirt on his daughter so he can make money off her. What a pathetic asshole. Perhaps if he stopped feeding stories to the media and royally screwing with his daughter's head to get her to snap in a way only he knows, then perhaps I would believe all these stories and agree with Perez that Lindsay needs help…Well, I think she's OK…She's not as busy as she was in the mid-2000's, but that partly has to do with the reputation she has earned, but that her father is making sure is perpetuated…This pisses me off.
I agree with everything he does, when it comes to lindsey and his other daughter.
I find him sexy …. I dont mind F%3C%K him !!!
When her fatehr and mother going to figure out that they really need to keep their mouths away from microphones PERMANANTLY, and work on their issues, in private, with respect for each other space. Obviously, what they're doing isn't working! Try something new, you young, unevolved souls!
That picture is hilarious hahaha!
omg perez u r SUCH A LIAR
When I saw this picture I thought to myself, "What is this awful taste in the back of my throat?" Then is occured to me, "it's vomit."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL at this picture. What a d-bag.
This picture made me vomit in my mouth.
Michael and Dina seem to be telling 2 opposite stories about Lindsay.. It still seems there should be an intervention to save her life…
You are so right about airing their dirty laundry and do this shyt behind closed doors.
Re: QUEEN FOR A KNIGHT – Word, Queen. His douchebaggery aside, at least he's trying to HELP. Why is no one vilifying her awful mother? Not that it's her fault, either. Lindsay controls EVERYBODY, and Lindsay wants whatever she wants, when she wants it, can't take care of it, then discards it. That will be her baby sis. As long as she is protected by a circle of people willing (getting paid) to do her bidding (MOMPIMP!!), she will remain secure in her life JUST AS IT IS. Sorry, Dad, she's a lost cause. Glad to see you concentrating on your kids that are (somehow) still alive. You have them for the rest of their lives. Dina, STFU to these children about their father. There can be no healing til you put your OWN animosity aside, and CO-PARENT with the man who is their actual dad, like it or not. Reverse the situation, and be glad he would treat you the same. Otherwise, fuck all of you spoiled, stupid WHORES!!
Re: bucky9 – LOL! Gross, gross, gross. And you can tell he had his camera/phone held out taking his OWN picture! How pathetic is that? He reminds me of Kevin Spacey's character in "American Beauty". What a creepy middle-age guy.
He's such a piece of shit that he makes Octomom look like Parent Of The Century. Seriously, he even makes Dina look good and that's pretty fucking bad! Poor Lindsay, she was such a cute kid; she'll be dead within a year or two from ODing because she has no one to give a shit enough to help her, bet. The damn people who put her in this position should step up and put her in rehab. This is why I would never in a million years let my child be a star. She was offered modeling and commercial representation when she was 2 and I said "HELL NO!"
i just want to know who gives a fuck what this guy says? who buys a magazine to hear about a guy that is related to a falling star?
Michael clearly doesn't understand how addiction works. You CANT force someone into rehab. You cannot be barging into people's apartments. The things that he is doing is going to push her even further. IF she is addicted to drugs, then she needs to WANT to get help, you can't make them. He is making things much worse. If I had a father like that, I'd be a coke head too.
lindsey should take a hit out on this asshole. i don't think a jury alive would convict her for it.
his face is bright red = drink problem
fuck off you prick back to your skank, leave lindsey alone
EWWWWWWWWWWW just does not describe the vomit taste I now have in my mouth. Thanks Perez.
Re: The Laura – ha ha ha exactly what I felt too!
i hate this idiot
that's aways nice, saying his daughter looks like she was hit by a truck. honestly, no wonder lindsay is so fucked up - look at her family. or at least, her dad. i feel sorry for the poor girl, she had no chance with this nut job of a father.
that being said, lindsay is FUCKED up right now, which i believe was partially brought on by her father. therefore, ali shouldn't be around lindsay at this point in lindsays life, not untl he gets shit together.
This mother fucking douche bag needs to get punched right in his ugly mug. He is the biggest fucking loser and he wonders why poor Lindsay is on drugs.. Hell if my folks were as fucked up as hers are Id be doing the same shit. Fucking loser this moron is.
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HE SEEMS TO BE STALKING HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
Im sure he feels he has to defend himself when his asshole ex-wife and daughter go off on a tangent. I think all of them are FUCKED!
This guy is the biggest piece of shit.
Lindsay has thousands, maybe millions of dollars worth of clothing and accessories (as seen on The Insider). Couldn't she sell most of them and get a bed and other things for her place? Dad you mean well, but you need to keep it private.
Now this dipshit is on tv-Jane Velez-talking bad about Lindsey? Why do they follow this guy with cameras and quote him? Your 15 minutes is way over. GO AWAY!!!
IS HE JACKING HIS DICK IN THIS PHOTO????? NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MIKEY……LOLOLOLLOOLOLOL
I agree. If there was alcohol with a minor (Ali) present and drugs then something would have been done. What a loser their father is.
How sad that Lindsey doesn't have a decent role model in her family. She needs help but not from her money hungry parents.
Both girls are quoted as being terrified of this guy. This douchebag showed up at his grown daughter's place at eleven in the morning, with no phone call ahead like a normal person would do, but with police behind him instead, scaring them and making demands.
Lindsay's long been old enough to sleep in if she's been partying the night before without her jailbird absentee non support paying Daddy dearest showing up and acting like he doesn't drink or party or worse. Yeah, arrest them, occifer, for sleeping in and having last night's make-up on. That would have pretty much described me AND all of my friends a few years ago. He needs to buzz off. They need a restraining order.
In New York, falsely reporting a criminal situation or crime is a misdemeanor.
I say press charges Lindsay!
His story is bullshit. It is so obvious that it is crap and he is lying about what he found. Even though I believe she has a problem…I also know HE is the cause of it.
But HIS SIDE of the story is crap and for what he did he should be in jail, and she should be given an immediate and indefinite restraining order.
I have an fictional theory that this is a form of extortion; pay him some big bucks or he'll continue to do this to their lives. He's the one who is in breach of his child support payments and the law.
this comment has to do with the alec baldwin painting…my brother happened to sell his paintings for a boat load of money in galleries all over the world. some for $75,000. he was in the new york expo twice. my profile pic is an image of one of his paintings. he has thousands of them all over the world. portraits weren't his favorite thing to do but people like them and so artists do them. he has a ten year old daughter who no longer has a father. you see, he is no longer with us and to see all the crap written about something her dad painted broke her heart. i know that people who gossip and tear others down don't care about feelings. but one of you has a seven year old. i'm sure some of you have siblings. i'm protective of family and dean just happened to also be my best friend. that painting may not have done his work justice but he was a talent like no other and very blessed. so, maybe some will hear what i'm saying and maybe not. we are all human, do we have to be so quick to point fingers as if we know what we are talking about. none of us do. we are all here looking for the same things. if that seven year old can paint better than dean, he should be developing that talent. i'm fairly certain that was a just a sarcastic remark. i'm pretty sure if you couldn't paint that painting, you would have already. so, whatever…just had to say something. it made me mad and it hurt not just me but his daughter.
maybe it's the mirror we should look into before we laugh at something we know nothing about. unfortunately, none of you ever got to meet dean. he was a friend to everyone he ever met. and if you saw any of his paintings up close you wouldn't be laughing.
UGH!! With a total douche like this for a dad is it any wonder why any or all of his offspring aren't doped 24/7?? I'd need an escape from reality too if I were related to him - a PERMENANT escape!
The anorexic-looking crack whore…Are you sure Michael you weren't looking at Lindsay's reflection in a mirror?
This is really sad, Lohan, was a good little actress, and I know for one thing her agent if she still has one is pisssssed offff.
She just got fired from a movie she was to do, and then the father wants to be famous for what god only knows along with the mother.
If she has any good friends out there someone help this girl get away from the father and the mother and help her.
Well perez..u should apologize to lindsay… its understandable with a family like that ..even u would crack yourself
eww hes so grossss