Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This is almost too much to bear. Yet, we can't stop ourselves from watching it.
Check out this clip from the upcoming season The Hills: Final Season and see how physically painful it is for Heidi Montag to eat after getting 10 surgeries in one day.
Plastic surgery is awesome, kids!